Since I haven't contributed

9-11-2002 | self

[2timothy3.16]

Since I am approaching my one year anniversary of being a "freeper" and since I have never contributed a dime to FR, jim or the republican party, I am going to beat the powers to be at FR and voluntarily leave, rather than have them come up with one of the cock and bull stories to ban me.

Been fun,

Bye

[2timothy3.16]

Been fun,

Bye

[BibChr]

So... do I Ignore This Post, or not?

Dan

[Billthedrill]

Oh, that's OK - lots of us have been pulling your weight for you. No need to deprive us of...uh...not to be personal, but what have you contributed?

[rockinonritalin]

Don't go! It just won't be the same without you!

[AppyPappy]

Let's talk about him now.

[Fred Mertz]

Senator,

Here's one for your list.

[BibChr]

For that matter, it wasn't the same with him.

Dan

[ChuckHam]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Pete]

Mediocre opus alert.

[2timothy3.16]

not to be personal, but what have you contributed?

Don't you read? I told you, I have contributed nothing to fr, jim or the leftist republicans.

[Texas_Jarhead]

what's the problem here? I'll mediate.

[BibChr]

I heard an ugly story about him. It involved a moose.

Dan

[Pete]

Don't you read? I told you, I have contributed nothing to fr, jim or the leftist republicans.

Still here? I thought you left.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Are you series?

[2timothy3.16]

So... do I Ignore This Post, or not?

Nope, just have some fun with it, till jim or one of the accountant types check, find out I have not sent any money and pull the thread and ban me.

[2timothy3.16]

lots of us have been pulling your weight for you

Good thing I'm light.

[RKM]

A shower of pity...

[Cyber Liberty]

The problem is, we haven't had a decent opus in ages, and 2timothy3.16 volunteered to fall on his sword for us.

[mountaineer]

No one's ever been banned just for not contributing $. You have to contribute profanity, personal attacks, racism or violence in posts before anyone even begins to consider the possibility of banning.

[MotleyGirl70]

Did you forget to take your meds this morning?

[2timothy3.16]

Let's talk about him now.

No, you have to wait till the powers ban me and then you can talk about me, isn't it the fr way to only beat up people behind their backs.

[AppyPappy]

Whoops, he's back

MORTICIAN:Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead! 

CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence. 

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! 

MORTICIAN: What? 

CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence. 

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! 

MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead! 

CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. 

DEAD PERSON: I'm not! 

MORTICIAN: He isn't. 

CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. 

DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! 

CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment. 

MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations. 

DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! 

CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. 

MORTICIAN: I can't take him... 

DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! 

CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor... 

MORTICIAN: I can't. 

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. 

MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today. 

CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round? 

MORTICIAN: Thursday. 

DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk. 

CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do? 

DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] 

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much. 

MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday. 

CUSTOMER: Right. [clop clop] 

[AppyPappy]

No, you have to wait till the powers ban me and then you can talk about me, isn't it the fr way to only beat up people behind their backs.

Nonsense. Come on, boys, duck in. If you're offended, just turn your back.

[Fred Mertz]

Say something profane or use some racist catch-phrases.
Go out in flaming glory. Right now, this is too boring.

Better yet, say that Bush and the feds were responsible for 9/11.

[2timothy3.16]

No one's ever been banned just for not contributing $

You are either, a liar, an idiot or a shill.

[Sloth]

I love this. Great job! Wish I'd thought of it!

[Pete]

Posting comments on your own opus is in very bad taste. It also makes you look like you are starved for attention.

[hellinahandcart]

Someone's leaving us. :(

Be sure to "sign the guestbook" after expressing your condolences.

[Texagirl4W]

You obviously have not been reading here much either the last year. If anyone wanted to say anything about you, we wouldn't wait till you left. We would say it to you face-to-face. Do you think we're demrats who will only stab you in the back?

[dubyagee]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...he belongs to the dark side.

[AppyPappy]

It's true.

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

[xJones]

Do I complain much? Of course not. But this goes on the record as the most piss-poor opus of all. Why don't they make good opi anymore?

[Petronski]

So... do I Ignore This Post, or not?

Am I logged in?

[vetvetdoug]

A little autobiographical aren't you?

[OldFriend]

Do you wear bunny slippers?

[ChuckHam]

Good point xJones. I really do miss a good opus.

[Pete]

Do I complain much? Of course not. But this goes on the record as the most piss-poor opus of all. Why don't they make good opi anymore?

Agreed. Very poor. The only way he could have made it worse was to show up and comment on it, which he did. How gauche.

[Billthedrill]

Good thing I'm light.

Getting lighter by the minute...

[TonyInOhio]

Now, that's one crappy opus.

[BulletBrasDotNet]

"...since I have never contributed a dime to...

Bet you take a lot from the government though.

[mountaineer]

You are either, a liar, an idiot or a shill.

Wrong, wrong and wrong. Didn't you read the part about no personal attacks? Pretty strange behavior for someone who uses a Bible verse for a screenname.

[Physicist]

No fair, no fair! Don't think we don't see you cheating. You say, "they're going to ban me because I didn't pay," and then you start in with the personal attacks. When you get banned for the attacks, you'll turn around and say, "see, I told you they ban people who don't pay," on DU or LibertyPost or some such.

[AppyPappy]

Not like the good old days. When we were young, an opus was a real opus. It made the firebombing of Dresden look like a birthday cake, it did. But you can't tell these young people that.

[dubyagee]

You are either, a liar, an idiot or a shill.

You have issues.

[BulletBrasDotNet]

I heard an ugly story about him. It involved a moose.

Must have been involved with a Parisienne Frog?

[hellinahandcart]

Sing it with me, now!--

Timothy!
Timothy!
No-one's looking at you
Timothy!
Timothy!
God, what did we doooooooo??!!

[The Other Harry]

Next time, bring a brain with you. Nobody ever said this was supposed to lack controversy or to be easy.

[mystery-ak]

Once you post your opus, it's tacky to post again to the same thread......it's like a suicide note....

[jae471]

I was going to ask that...

[mountaineer]

You're correct. The thread isn't up at LP yet, but I predict mere minutes.