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9-11-2002 | self

Posted on 09/11/2002 10:35:40 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16

Since I am approaching my one year anniversary of being a "freeper" and since I have never contributed a dime to FR, jim or the republican party, I am going to beat the powers to be at FR and voluntarily leave, rather than have them come up with one of the cock and bull stories to ban me.

Been fun,

Bye


TOPICS: Conspiracy
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To: Fred Mertz
"mooderator"? sounds ... uh ... kinky.
151 posted on 09/11/2002 11:24:18 AM PDT by bigcheese
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To: 2timothy3.16
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Alas, it just wasn't that great of an opus.
152 posted on 09/11/2002 11:24:23 AM PDT by I Am Not A Mod
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To: paulklenk
???
153 posted on 09/11/2002 11:24:40 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: 2timothy3.16
Hey, don't let the....THUMP!...oh, never mind!
154 posted on 09/11/2002 11:24:41 AM PDT by Redleg Duke
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To: hellinahandcart
You're going to have to do SO MUCH BETTER than that if you want to get banned.

Why?

155 posted on 09/11/2002 11:25:01 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: 2timothy3.16
Hey, quit driving up the post count.
156 posted on 09/11/2002 11:25:30 AM PDT by ChuckHam
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To: 2timothy3.16
Matthew 22:21
157 posted on 09/11/2002 11:25:32 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
How can we miss you if you won't ever leave?

Its like a 'Life of Brian' skit gone awry.

158 posted on 09/11/2002 11:25:45 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: AppyPappy
YOU'RE BACK!!!

I am? No, you're kidding.

159 posted on 09/11/2002 11:26:07 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: dighton
You're a fine one to talk, Mr. "Consenting Moose".
160 posted on 09/11/2002 11:26:16 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: BulletBrasDotNet
Opi? you need to go to Mayberry to find Opi, and Andy, and Aunt Bea and Barney Fife.

Although it should be "Aunt Bea(atrice)," for some reason, it really is "Aunt Bee"!

Skeptically,

161 posted on 09/11/2002 11:27:40 AM PDT by newgeezer
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To: 2timothy3.16
This isn't going to be one of those perpetual opuses like OWK and Arator is it?
162 posted on 09/11/2002 11:27:46 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: Petronski
ClassyGreenEyedPiece, is that you?

So tell me, how many pollocks does it take...

163 posted on 09/11/2002 11:28:07 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: 2timothy3.16
I was speaking of monetary contributions!

Everyone contributes articles and replies which makes this the best site on the web. Of course there are "contributors" such as yourself that post nonsense like this that is nothing but a distraction and distracts from the purpose of FR.

No one is asking for your money, just articles and pertainante comments that will aid in restoring our Constitution and the nation that we used to have and enjoy.
164 posted on 09/11/2002 11:28:29 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: Diddle E. Squat
a what?
165 posted on 09/11/2002 11:28:42 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: AppyPappy
I missed the OWK opus. Was it a good one? I've noticed he's posting again. Isn't that against the opus rules?
166 posted on 09/11/2002 11:29:01 AM PDT by ChuckHam
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To: ChuckHam
Someone write that down for me.

So let it be written. So let it be done. fsf

167 posted on 09/11/2002 11:29:59 AM PDT by Free State Four
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To: Howlin
Sorry, when you said:

As an aside, did anybody besides me see the town meeting on NBC with Tom Brokaw and the relatives

In my mind, I read:

As an aside, did anybody see me at the town meeting on NBC beside Tom Brokaw and the relatives

168 posted on 09/11/2002 11:30:03 AM PDT by paulklenk
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
How can we miss you if you won't ever leave?

Ok, I'll leave, but only if you promise to miss me.

169 posted on 09/11/2002 11:30:19 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: 2timothy3.16
Who the heck are you and why the heck should I give a damn?!

Later...much...MUD

170 posted on 09/11/2002 11:30:31 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: mystery-ak
Haven't you left yet......this is a long goodbye.

I was premature in awarding this opus a lowly "2" on a scale of 1~10.
The revised rating now drops it totally out of contention.
For flagrant violation of opus-rules, this is hereby declared a pseudo-opus and is given a ZERO.
(OPUS points cannot be earned by blatant disruptors.)

171 posted on 09/11/2002 11:30:58 AM PDT by Willie Green
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To: 2timothy3.16
Have you tried this site yet?


172 posted on 09/11/2002 11:31:33 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: 2timothy3.16
You never hung up the telephone first, did you?

Based on your refusal to leave, I think you should be banned and your wages should be garnished for all of your non-contribution during the past year.

173 posted on 09/11/2002 11:31:56 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: mystery-ak
Haven't you left yet......this is a long goodbye.

Gotta get it up to five hundred so that some guy back a hundred or so will send jim ten bucks

174 posted on 09/11/2002 11:31:56 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: 2timothy3.16
You're back? I thought that you were leaving, as has been said, How can we miss you if you never go away?

Bad form, bad form, posting in your own good bye thread.

Buh Bye!! Don't let the door hit ya in the arse!!!
175 posted on 09/11/2002 11:31:57 AM PDT by Aric2000
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To: 2timothy3.16
Ok, I'll leave, but only if you promise to miss me.

Can't guarantee a miss. My aim's pretty good.

176 posted on 09/11/2002 11:31:59 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: 2timothy3.16
How can this be an opus when you won't leave?

Shooo, scatter, away now, off with you.

"Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling..."

177 posted on 09/11/2002 11:31:59 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: 2timothy3.16
And what does that say for the likes of you? you can out from under your rock to respond to me.

Baby, the "likes of you" is doing just fine. I'm not hiding under a rock like the Muslims in Detroit, who refused to come to an America supporting ralley.

BTW, there are numerous websites that you can steal jokes from, to try and improve your invective. And baby, you need help. Scuttle your little buns off to a DU-type site and cry over there.

178 posted on 09/11/2002 11:32:30 AM PDT by xJones
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To: paulklenk

179 posted on 09/11/2002 11:32:50 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone
In fact, it's more like someone who is trying suicide by cop, but can't even figure out how to do that.

Where's a rent-a-cop when you need one?

180 posted on 09/11/2002 11:33:15 AM PDT by I Am Not A Mod
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To: 2timothy3.16
What's the matter Little Timmy?

Didn't mommy give you enough attention this morning?

Did she take you off the tit at too early an age?

By the way.... Who the hell do you think cares if you stay or go? Adios!

181 posted on 09/11/2002 11:33:23 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: hellinahandcart; Orual; aculeus; general_re; Constitution Day; BlueLancer; Poohbah
You're a fine one to talk, Mr. "Consenting Moose".

What a shocking accusation. Let me guess, you think that "Zebra Fetish" was mine as well.

;-)

182 posted on 09/11/2002 11:33:23 AM PDT by dighton
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To: AppyPappy
You're not Buzz Aldrin, are you?
183 posted on 09/11/2002 11:33:30 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: I Am Not A Mod
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Alas, it just wasn't that great of an opus.

Haven't you come to the realization that this is really just a fund raiser. Promise to contribute ten bucks and I'll go away as soon as jim gets your money.

184 posted on 09/11/2002 11:33:54 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: Dog Gone
.s'tel ,seY
185 posted on 09/11/2002 11:34:03 AM PDT by paulklenk
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To: BibChr
"I heard an ugly story about him. It involved a moose."

That Janet Reno character does git around, don't she?!

FReegards...MUD

186 posted on 09/11/2002 11:34:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: 2timothy3.16
This sounds like "STAND BACK OR THE IDIOT GETS IT!!!"

I'm not kidding this time.
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I REALLY, REALLY MEAN IT.
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SERIESLY, DON"T TRY AND STOP ME!!!.
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OKAY!!! HERE IT GOES!!!.
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HELLOOOOOO! ANYONE THERE!?!

(sound of crickets)

187 posted on 09/11/2002 11:34:27 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Redleg Duke
Oughta be "Redleg Idio.." Oh never mind.
188 posted on 09/11/2002 11:34:52 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: paulklenk
Thanks, my FRiend...my day wouldn't have been complete without knowledge of this thread...MUD
189 posted on 09/11/2002 11:35:26 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: dighton
Let me guess, you think that "Zebra Fetish" was mine as well. ;-)

I never trust the man who leaps up and says "I didn't do it!!" before anyone accuses him...

190 posted on 09/11/2002 11:35:39 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: 2timothy3.16
this is really just a fund raiser

But...but... you titled this thread "Since I haven't contributed". Is this one of those logical fallacies that are supposed to make computers blow up, like when Kirk told the computer that Spock is a vulcan and can never lie, and then Spock told the computer "I'm lying"?

191 posted on 09/11/2002 11:36:11 AM PDT by I Am Not A Mod
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To: AxelPaulsenJr
Matthew 22:21

Has absolutley nothing to do with fr, jim, or the republican party.

192 posted on 09/11/2002 11:37:19 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: 2timothy3.16
So tell me, how many pollocks does it take...

I've heard a lot of stories about classygreeneyedblonde, but not one of them had anything to do with fish.

Okay, you can't leave until you clear this one up.

193 posted on 09/11/2002 11:37:38 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: mountaineer
....well, that about sums it up!

Poor Timmy is probably sobbing his little eyes dry after that out-pouring of love! haha

194 posted on 09/11/2002 11:38:08 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: 2timothy3.16
So tell me, how many pollocks does it take...

You came back from an opus to post that?

195 posted on 09/11/2002 11:38:49 AM PDT by Petronski
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To: dalereed
Of course there are "contributors" such as yourself that post nonsense

And to think, you are number 164, says alot for the intellect of the average freeper and what does it say for the real super intellects like you?

196 posted on 09/11/2002 11:39:33 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: 2timothy3.16
Alrighty then, if you won't respect Robert's Rules of Opus, then its time for something completely different:



Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Part VII: Death



[dong]
ANNOUNCER:
The Meaning of Life: Part Seven: Death.

[seagulls]
[ocean sounds]

[suspenseful music]
NARRATOR #2:
This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.
NAKED GIRL #1:
There.
NAKED GIRL #2:
There he is!
NAKED GIRLS:
[panting]
[exciting music]


GOVERNOR:
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett,...

...you have been convicted by twelve good persons and true... of the crime of first degree making of gratuitous, sexist jokes in a moving picture.

[heavenly music]


NAKED GIRLS:
[panting]
ARTHUR JARRETT:
Aaaaaaaggh!



[whump]
PADRE:
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.


LEAF #1:
[sobbing]
[bark bark bark]
[bark bark bark bark]
[bark bark]
It's no good. I-- I-- I-- I just can't go on. I-- [sob] I'm no good any more. [sniff]
LEAF #2:
No.
LEAF #1:
[sob] I-- I-- I want to end it all. [sobbing] Good-bye! Good-bye!
[snap]
Aaaaaaagggghh!

[whump]
LEAF #2:
[gasp] Oh, my God! [gasp] Oh, no! I c-- [gasp] What'll I do? I-- I can't live without him. I-- I-- I-- [gasp]
[snap]
Aaaaaaggh!
[whump]
LEAF #3:
Mummy?
LEAF #4:
Mum, where are you?
LEAF #3:
Mum? Daddy?
LEAF #4:
[gasp]
LEAF #3:
Mumm-- mummy?
LEAF #4:
[gasp] Mummy? What are you doing?
LEAF #3:
[gasp gasp]
LEAF #4:
Don't push.
[snap]
LEAF #3:
[gasp] Aaaaaaggghh!
LEAF #4:
Aaaaaaggghh! Aaaaggghh!
[whump]
[whump]
REMAINING LEAVES:
Oh! Aagh!
[whump]
[breathing sound]
[bark bark bark bark bark bark]
[bark bark bark]

[bark bark bark bark]
[bark bark bark]

[dong]
[dong]
[wind]
[dong]
[dong]

[dong]
[scary music]

[clunk clunk]
[clunk clunk]
GEOFFREY:
Yes?
[pause]
Is it about the hedge?

[pause]
Look. I am awfully sorry, but--
GRIM REAPER:
I am the Grim Reaper.
GEOFFREY:
Who?
GRIM REAPER:
The Grim Reaper.
GEOFFREY:
Yes, I see.
GRIM REAPER:
I am death.
GEOFFREY:
Yes, well, the thing is, we've got some people from America for dinner tonight, and--
ANGELA:
Who is it, darling?
GEOFFREY:
It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
ANGELA:
Hello. Well, don't leave him hanging around outside, darling. Ask him in.
GEOFFREY:
Darling, I don't think it's quite the moment.
ANGELA:
Do come in. Come along in. Come and have a drink. Do. Come on.

GUESTS:
[mumbling]
ANGELA:
It's one of the little men from the village.
GUESTS:
[mumbling]
ANGELA:
Uh, do come in.
GUESTS:
[mumbling]
ANGELA:
Please.
GUESTS:
[mumbling]
ANGELA:
This is Howard Katzenberg from Philadelphia...
HOWARD KATZENBERG:
Hi.
ANGELA:
...and his wife, Debbie,...
DEBBIE:
Hello there.
ANGELA:
...and these are the Portland-Smythes, Jeremy and Fiona.
FIONA PORTLAND-SMYTHE:
Good evening.
ANGELA:
This is Mr. Death.
[spooky music]

Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling.
GEOFFREY:
Uh, yes.
HOWARD:
Mmm.
ANGELA:
Mr. Death is a reaper.
GRIM REAPER:
The Grim Reaper.
ANGELA:
Hardly surprising, in this weather. Ha ha ha.
EVERYONE:
[laughing]
HOWARD:
So, you still, uh, reap around here, do you, Mr. Death?
GRIM REAPER:
I am the Grim Reaper.
GEOFFREY:
That's about all he says.
DEBBIE:
Heh.
GEOFFREY:
There's your drink, Mr. Death.
ANGELA:
Do sit down.
DEBBIE:
We were just talking about some of the awful problems facing the thir-- [gasp]
[crash]
ANGELA:
Ohh. Would you prefer white? I-- I'm afraid we don't have any beer.
JEREMY PORTLAND-SMYTHE:
The Stilton's awfully good.
GRIM REAPER:
I am not of this world.
[spooky music]
GEOFFREY:
Good Lord.
GRIM REAPER:
I am death.

DEBBIE:
Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago.
ANGELA:
Yes, we were.
HOWARD:
Mmm. Mm.
ANGELA:
You know, whether death is really the end.
DEBBIE:
As my husband, uh, Howard, here, feels, or whether there is-- and one so hates to use words like 'soul' or 'spirit', but--
JEREMY:
But what other words can one use?
GEOFFREY:
E-- exactly.
GRIM REAPER:
You do not understand.
DEBBIE:
Ah, no. Obviously not.
HOWARD:
Let me just tell you something, Mr. Death.
GRIM REAPER:
You do n--
HOWARD:
Just one moment. I'd like to express, on behalf of everybody here, what a... really unique experience this is.
JEREMY:
Hear, hear.
ANGELA:
Yes, we're so delighted, uh, that you dropped in, Mr. Death.
HOWARD:
Can I just finish, please?
DEBBIE:
Mr. Death, is there an after-life?
HOWARD:
Dear, if you could just wait, please, a moment,--
ANGELA:
Are you sure you wouldn't like some sherry?
DEBBIE:
[mumbling]
HOWARD:
Angela. Angela, I'd like to just say this at this time, if I could, please. Really.
GRIM REAPER:
Be quiet!
HOWARD:
Can I just say this at this time, please?
GRIM REAPER:
Silence! I have come for you.
ANGELA:
You mean... to--
GRIM REAPER:
Take you away. That is my purpose. I am death.
GEOFFREY:
Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?
HOWARD:
I don't see it that way, Geoff. [sniff] Let me tell you what I think we're dealing with here: a potentially positive learning experience to get an--
GRIM REAPER:
Shut up! Shut up, you American.

You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
HOWARD:
Dead?
GRIM REAPER:
Dead.
ANGELA:
All of us?
GRIM REAPER:
All of you.
GEOFFREY:
Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you are a guest in this house, and--
[whock]
Ah! Oh.
GRIM REAPER:
Be quiet! Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous, and none of you have got any balls.
DEBBIE:
Can I ask you a question?
GRIM REAPER:
What?
DEBBIE:
How can we all have died at the same time?

[silence]
GRIM REAPER:
The salmon mousse.
GEOFFREY:
Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?
ANGELA:
I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.
GRIM REAPER:
Now the time has come. Follow. Follow me.
[clunk]
[bang bang bang bang bang]
GEOFFREY:
Just... testing. Sorry.
GRIM REAPER:
Follow me. Now.
[deathly music]
Come.
[eerie music]
ANGELA:
Well, the fishmonger promised me he'd have some fresh salmon, and he's normally so reliable.
RANDOM:
Stumm. Stumm.
JEREMY:
Can we keep our glasses?
RANDOM:
Mmm hmm.
FIONA:
Oh. Good idea. [hiccup]
RANDOM:
Come on.
GUESTS:
[mumbling]
HOWARD:
Okay.
GUESTS:
[mumbling]
DEBBIE:
Hey, I didn't even eat the mousse.

GUESTS:
[mumbling]
ANGELA:
Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. It really is embarrassing. I mean,...
HOWARD:
I suppose... [mumbling]
ANGELA:
...to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death for me.
GEOFFREY:
Well, all right.
GUESTS:
[mumbling]
JEREMY:
Uh, shall we take our cars?
FIONA:
Do we need them?
GEOFFREY:
Why not?
ANGELA:
Yes. Why not?
HOWARD:
[mumbling] ...is my vote.
ANGELA:
Good idea.
RANDOM:
Yes. Why not?
GUESTS:
[mumbling]
RANDOM:
Shall we go separately?
[car sounds]

GUESTS:
[mumbling]
[spooky music]


GRIM REAPER:
Behold... Paradise.
[elevator music]
MR. HENDY:
I love it here, darling.
MRS. HENDY:
Me too, Marvin.
RECEPTIONIST:
Hello. Welcome to Heaven.

Excuse me, could you just sign here, please, sir?
JEREMY:
Yes.
RECEPTIONIST:
Thank you! There's a table for you through there in the restaurant.
JEREMY:
Thank you.
RECEPTIONIST:
For the ladies,...
FIONA:
Mhm. 'After-life Mints'. [hiccup]
DEBBIE:
Thank you.
RECEPTIONIST:
Happy Christmas!
DEBBIE:
Oh, is it Christmas today?
RECEPTIONIST:
Of course, madam. It's Christmas every day in Heaven.
DEBBIE:
Ohh.
HOWARD:
Mmm.
DEBBIE:
How about that?
HOWARD:
Hello there.
DEBBIE:
Ah.

CROWD:
[mumbling]


[music]
Shhh. Shhhh! Shhh...
TONY BENNETT:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It's truly a real honourable experience to be here this evening, a very wonderful and warm and emotional moment for all of us, and I'd like to sing a song for all... of you.
[applause]

[singing]

It's Christmas in Heaven.
All the children sing.
It's Christmas in Heaven.
Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.

It's Christmas in Heaven.
The snow falls from the sky,

But it's nice and warm, and everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie.


It's Christmas in Heaven.
There's great films on TV:
'The Sound of Music' twice an hour
And 'Jaws' One, Two, and Three.

JOSEPH AND MARY: [singing]
There's gifts for all the family.
There's toiletries and trains.
THREE WISE MEN: [singing]
There's Sony Walkman Headphone sets
And the latest video games.


EVERYONE: [singing]
It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!

It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!

Every single day
Is Chri--
197 posted on 09/11/2002 11:39:59 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Howlin
Howlin.......it's a SILLY SILLY SILLY song, too!
198 posted on 09/11/2002 11:40:22 AM PDT by justshe
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To: SouthernFreebird
"Wheres the d@mnn kool-aid when you need it."

In this case we need the Jim Jones Kool-aid (for Timmy that is)!

199 posted on 09/11/2002 11:40:25 AM PDT by Destructor
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To: Howlin
there IS a difference in the value of the life of a stockbroker as opposed to a dish washer at Windows on the World. It was shocking.

How in God's name could that possibly be shocking?

It's not simply that decades of Legal Lotto has drummed into everyone's head the relative worth of each person's pain and suffering. Our own government -- the President, even -- is perfectly capable of drawing distinctions between the relative worth of human lives ... some of which are the Almighty's answer to the prayers of infertile couples (homosexuals, single women, men, groups of adults ... whoever's got sufficient cash) and some of which are mulch for human research, depending on whether they are Implanted or simply "Excess" human runoff.

Did you also somehow miss the fact that the government's decided that some unborn human lives can be murdered with no penalty (as long as their not useful or "unwanted") while other unborn lives can be used to reap personal injury damages from anyone who causes miscarriage or death to a pregnant woman?

The claims of the victims are only logical ... using the government's logic of victimology.

Besides ... I fail to see how you -- a proponent of the nanny state such that you believe taxpayers should pick up the bill for illness and surgery to save lives and ensure health for all -- can find fault with the Government's being held responsible for making an estate whole when a life is lost due to government negligence in the one area -- defense of the citizenry from foreign threat -- that's actually a constitutional responsibility where the wellbeing of the citizenry is concerned.

200 posted on 09/11/2002 11:40:25 AM PDT by Askel5
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