Spread a Little on Me ( Stupid baby names)

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[E Rocc]

Dale Earnhart wrote a letter telling someone about the "10 reasons I like being Dale Earnhart". My favorite was "At least my name isn't Dick Trickle."

Last year the pitching coach for the Cleveland Indians was named Dick Pole.

-Eric

[TEXOKIE]

Years and years ago I was working as a file clerk in a hospital. I PROMISE you I'm not making this up.

The parents of a sweet new little baby girl was named "PLACENTA" because the mother thought it sounded so pretty. It didnt matter that the nurses told her what the word meant, the mother replied that she liked the sound of it and no one she knew would know what it meant.

[ladylib]

There is a checkout girl at Value City in the Bergen County Mall, Paramus, NJ, whose name is "LaTrina."

[T Minus Four]

Naming girls after virtues is just asking for it. Chastity will be a slut, Faith will worship satan, Charity will be a greedy Rebulican, LOL!

[deziner]

Well - I knew a girl in school who's last name was Belcher. Now, it doesn't matter what you put with it, that last name is gonna be the bane of your existence.

I don't think Riley is THAT bad of a name - at least I haven't heart it 100,000,000 times, but Madison and Taylor, Tyler, etc. all make me wanna PUKE.

[Johnny Gage]

I doubt a Jennifer would do that, but I bet a Jenypher would.

I know someone who spells it: Genyphyr

[deziner]

heard, not heart. Valentine's on the brain

[Ga Rob]

Since everyone is critiqing(sp) baby names...maybe everyone would like to give me an opinion on the name we have have picked for our baby boy due in June.

Tristan Malcolm Fraser Blaylock

I told his Mom that he would have to defend Tristan on the playground one day and she said..."With you as his dad he will have to defend being a Republican at age 5...the name will be the least of his worries"

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

I knew a couple who named their boy Justin Tyme

An ex-girlfriend's niece was named Amanda Lynn (sounds like 'a mandolin'). Not the worst offender, could even have been accidental. Sorry, that's the best I know of personally. Though I have heard of Ima and Ura Belcher.

[TroutStalker]

I just heard about a woman whose name is Cherry Mary. How would you like to be in High School with that name?

[Oystir]

I know a 12 year old named Zepplin, as in Led Zepplin-had a mohawk/mullett thing going. How many years before he hits the trailer park/prison?

[Junior]

My buddy is going to be a father (again) shortly. His wife is picking out a name, and he said she could name the little darling anything she wanted as long as the child will not be required to spell it each time he gives his name.

[ladylib]

Morgan is another one.

[Slainte]

Sigh, I did just that with my baby boy. I combined and Irish first name (Gavin) with a Spanish last name... oh well, at least I spelled it right..

It worked out for Eamon DeVelera.

[deziner]

LOL There is a girl at my in my daughter's grade at school who's name is Chastity. And guess what - you can tell she is gonna be um, shall we say, easy?

[stuartcr]

The Hogg sisters from NC...Ima and Yora.

[TEXOKIE]

"I knew a Candi Kane, I kid you not. "

ROFL! I can match that and raise you a "Candy Kiss."

[ladylib]

I went to school with Jackie Stone who married Bill Roller. Her name became Jackie Stone Roller.

[2oakes]

I was at school with Theresa Green...

[LWalk18]

One thing you have to ask yourself- will "Tristan" go the way of Shirley- a former boy's name that is now a girl's name? I like Malcolm, though.