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The Guild 4-12-2003 Hair Spray Saves the Day!

Posted on 04/12/2003 4:04:21 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see that the colorful little Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the poor little bunny.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. Fifty yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned round, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven’s name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."



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1 posted on 04/12/2003 4:04:21 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; Billie; mountaineer; Timeout; BigWaveBetty; ClancyJ; daisyscarlett; LBGA; ...
Good Morning!

Get those bunnies ready... eight days until Easter.

2 posted on 04/12/2003 4:05:44 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: BigWaveBetty

Me in my bonnet.

3 posted on 04/12/2003 4:32:34 AM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: BigWaveBetty
I bought buckets for the sandbox. I've got all the stuff to fill them. (They may be overloaded,,,, since I 'misplaced' the stuff for the Christmas socks and I'm putting that stuff in with the Easter Basket stuff). I have Builder Bob bubble bath, press on ear rings for little girls whe despritely want pierced ears but can't get Daddy's approval, funny little press on posieys to be applied to fingernails, candy, little cars and trucks for the boys, just lots of funs stuff.
4 posted on 04/12/2003 4:36:58 AM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: NYpeanut
Well you are just FABULOUS in your Easter bonnet!
5 posted on 04/12/2003 4:59:16 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: Iowa Granny
Geez o pete there's so much fun Easter stuff out there. I sent three good size boxes of Easter goodies to my daughter for Laney.

You 'misplace' Christmas goodies too eh? Whew, thought it was just me. ;-)

This just in:

The launch of the war in Iraq forced the postponement of the Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner last month. But the April 26 White House Correspondents' Association dinner will proceed as scheduled at the Hilton Washington, association president Bob Deans told us yesterday. President Bush has just confirmed that he'll attend with first lady Laura Bush, and Vice President Cheney and wife Lynne are also a good bet, Deans said, adding that the entertainment "is a surprise."

6 posted on 04/12/2003 5:04:58 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: NYpeanut
Love your Easter Bonnet.
7 posted on 04/12/2003 5:09:03 AM PDT by Iowa Granny
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Inside Politics

Lynne Cheney's gift

Lynne Cheney, wife of Vice President Dick Cheney, presented the National D-Day Museum in New Orleans with a check for $25,000.

"This museum is such a wonderful place, showing the heroism of those who fought to keep us free," she said Wednesday. "I'm proud to say we're part of it."

The donation was from proceeds of her alphabet book for children, "America: A Patriotic Primer." She has donated more than $150,000 to projects across the United States.

The Cheneys spent about an hour touring the museum, which honors veterans of World War II, before she presented the check, the Associated Press reports.

The vice president was in New Orleans to address the annual convention of the American Society of Newspaper Editors.

Heston's message

Academy Award-winning actor and civil rights activist Charlton Heston and his wife, Lydia, sent the following message of support to U.S. troops yesterday:

"There is no duty more noble than that which has called you across the world in defense of freedom. Yours is a mission of hope and humanity for the oppressed. Rest assured that while pretend-patriots talk of supporting you, even as they condemn your noble cause, an unwavering vast majority of Americans share and take pride in your mission.

"You represent all that is good and right about America and are the true face of American patriotism. You walk in those same righteous footsteps of all those patriots who, before you, fought to preserve liberty for all. Our prayers and our personal gratitude are with you and your families. May God Bless You."

Inside the Beltway

Spraying roaches

We were asked not to identify our contact, given that what you're about to read could actually be a matter of U.S. military strategy.

But consider there might have been "more than a few cheers and high-fives" at the Pentagon and U.S. Central Command this week when they listened to a new tape purportedly of Osama bin Laden urging his followers to go to Iraq and fight the infidels.

"Imagine how much easier the war on terror would go," says our contact, "if 3,000 or 4,000 al Qaeda types showed up in Iraq only to be gunned down by the Army and Marines. It might be the first time ever that the roaches came to the exterminator." :-)

Inside the Ring

KIA

Before Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld arrived at the Pentagon, officials and senior officers rarely said publicly that their objective in war was to "kill people." The politically correct terms was "destroy" or "eliminate" and "decimate."

The culture changed during the war in Afghanistan. A reporter asked Mr. Rumsfeld if the goal for U.S. troops was to kill all the enemy possible. "Oh, you bet," he said. "And [allied pilots are] trying to do it every day, and in fact, they're doing it every day. Those trucks that you saw and those buildings you see hit are not empty." The theme is catching on.

When Gen. Mosely was asked about air power's effects on Iraqi-fielded forces, he replied, "We've laid on these people. I find it interesting when folks say we're softening them up. We're not softening them up, we're killing them."

At a press conference last week, Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers, Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman, was asked the status of the Republican Guard. "A lot of the people have been killed," he said. "A lot of the people that come out after dark to attack our tanks, that might be a line in the shadows — the death squads and those sorts of folks — a lot of them have been killed as well."

On CNN Sunday, Marine Gen. Peter Pace, Joint Chiefs of Staff vice chairman, said about Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's regime: "What's important is the dozen or so leaders of this very repressive regime, that they either be killed or captured or driven away in a way that allows the Iraqi people to design their own future."

The military mission is clear.

Chinese intercepts

China's air force is again getting dangerously close to U.S. reconnaissance aircraft flying along the Chinese coastline, according to U.S. intelligence officials.

One incident last month took place in the South China Sea when a Chinese jet came within 90 feet of a U.S. EP-3 reconnaissance aircraft.

"We're seeing this activity almost every day," said one defense official.

The intercept last month has raised concerns among U.S. defense officials that another Chinese pilot will miscalculate and fly into a U.S. aircraft, as occurred in the April 1, 2001, incident over the South China Sea.

That touched off an international crisis after a Chinese F-8 collided with a EP-3, causing the Chinese jet to crash. The EP-3 was forced to make an emergency landing at a military base on China's Hainan island, where the 23-member crew was held prisoner for 11 days before being released.

Saudi supporter

A Saudi billionaire has written to President Bush endorsing the ongoing war against Iraq. Mohamed bin Issa Al Jaber, owner of the London-based MBI International, wrote Mr. Bush on March 25 when the war was not going as well as it is now.

"History will demonstrate how right you were in making that difficult choice," Mr. Jaber wrote. "It was for Saddam Hussein to comply and I have no doubt that Britain, America and your allies had no alternative but to institute military enforcement when he clearly refused to do so. I believe that I am expressing the feelings of a large number of Arabs who are convinced that an entirely new government in Iraq is a necessary condition if the region is to enjoy peace and progress.

"Despite the distortions in some sectors of the media that serve only to inflame emotions on the street, all forward-thinking Arabs know that change must be imposed if there is to be progress, freedom and stability in our part of the world."

Mr. Jaber, who has business ties with the ruling Saudi family, is one of the few prominent Saudis to publicly support war with its neighbors.

He pledged financial help to help Iraq move from a police state to a democratic government.

8 posted on 04/12/2003 6:12:16 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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9 posted on 04/12/2003 6:19:45 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick; Endeavor
I hate when that happens. :-)

E - Did AP get it correct this time?

12-week-old Jake, a Staffordshire Bull Terrier cross, plays in Liverpool, England April 8, 2003. Jake has made a full recovery after he swallowed a seven-inch knife, which went from his esophagus, passed behind the larynx and right through his stomach down into the bowel. The knife was discovered when the dog was x-rayed after he was reluctant to curl up and vets operated immediately to remove it. (AP Photo/PA, Phil Noble)

10 posted on 04/12/2003 6:23:25 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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Calamari hullabaloo!

Auckland University of Technolgy researchers pose with a Colossal Squid at the Te Papa research laboratory in Wellington, April 2, 2003. The squid, which was found by fishermen in the Ross Sea, Antarctic, last week, is thought to be the largest intact specimen to have been found. The 330-pound 16-foot immature female 'Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni' squid has eyes as big as dinner plates and razor-sharp hooks on the tentacles. (AP Photo/Mark Mitchell, New Zealand Herald )

11 posted on 04/12/2003 6:29:33 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: BigWaveBetty

French President Jacques Chirac, left, and Russian President Vladimir Putin (news - web sites) listen as German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder praises their political foreign policy genius, and laments that people are just too ignorant to see their brilliance in St.Petersburg University, Russia, on Saturday, April 12, 2003. The three leaders visited St. Petersburg for a tri-lateral summit which was focused on the postwar restoration of Iraq (news - web sites). (AP Photo/Misha Japaridze) :-)

12 posted on 04/12/2003 6:45:16 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: BigWaveBetty
Has Schroeder hired Baghdad Bob as his new speech writer?
13 posted on 04/12/2003 7:31:24 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: BigWaveBetty; mountaineer; *The GUILD
Arnold Palmer at Augusta

14 posted on 04/12/2003 7:56:14 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: BigWaveBetty; Iowa Granny
Obviously, I am still shopping for a dress.
15 posted on 04/12/2003 9:14:13 AM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: NYpeanut

16 posted on 04/12/2003 9:52:46 AM PDT by lodwick
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Baghdad Bob - the video game

17 posted on 04/12/2003 11:05:54 AM PDT by lodwick
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18 posted on 04/12/2003 1:12:47 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: BigWaveBetty

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.  She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax.  Let's have a cup of coffee, then ....." he sighed, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Hey, it's the best I could do.

 

 

 

19 posted on 04/12/2003 2:47:36 PM PDT by Fintan (Barnum was wrong...it's more like every fifteen seconds.)
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To: NYpeanut
I thought you were going for the sexy off the shoulder look. ;-)
20 posted on 04/12/2003 3:19:00 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: Fintan

That's the best blonde joke EVER!!

21 posted on 04/12/2003 3:22:49 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: lodwick; All
That was a nice story about Arnie. Classy guy.

Whew, what a whirlwind day. Took an unexpected trip to see my 39-year-old cousin in the hospital facing a balloon angioplasty tomorrow for two blocked arteries. That was three hours of driving on which I hadn't planned, but it was good to see him, anyway.

The French are beyond comprehension:

Mr. Lebel staunchly opposed the war yet appreciated the removal of a tyrant. The words that came to his mind when asked about American motives were dark: "hegemony," the "imperial idea" and "guardian of the world," he said. "If something threatens you, you have to eliminate it," he said. "It is justified politically; humanly, less so." Mr. Lebel said he remained convinced that alternatives existed to war like "the United Nations inspections, maybe freezing Saddam Hussein's assets."

Those "alternatives" were tried for 12 years, and proved ineffective and worthless. How long does it take a Frenchman to realize that he's wasting his time engaging in futile efforts, and what did he think would be effective in removing said tyrant, if not force? link These people are morons. Good grief, and/or zut alors!

22 posted on 04/12/2003 4:43:23 PM PDT by mountaineer
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Hilarious: Saddam's love shack discovered.

Yeah, baby! Oh behave!
23 posted on 04/12/2003 5:01:28 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: BigWaveBetty
Oh yeah, that's the right dog now.
24 posted on 04/12/2003 6:06:16 PM PDT by Endeavor
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To: BigWaveBetty; Iowa Granny; lodwick
BWB&IG, you both crack me up! Both of you are like my mom, she always misplaces a gift or two. She usually finds them in July. Our Easter goodies are carefully stashed downstairs in DH's office, otherwise prying little eyes would have no surprises.

JL, ROTFLOL! Poor rabbit.

25 posted on 04/12/2003 6:18:43 PM PDT by pubmom (Evil thrives when good men do nothing.)
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To: mountaineer; pubmom; Endeavor; *The GUILD
Hey guys -

Are the wheels falling off our world, or is it just us?

Truly amazing reports out there.

Manana friends, you all rest swell, y'hear?
26 posted on 04/12/2003 6:29:50 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: BigWaveBetty; mountaineer
Poor Pooty-Poot and Frere Jacques look like they've taken a pile of Prozac

mountaineer, I'm sorry to hear about you cousin, I'll say a few prayers for him. 39 is awfully young to need angioplasty.

What is the matter with the French??? Why don't they just refer to us as an evil empire and be done with it!

They are okay with the fact Saddam is gone, but they don't like the way we handled things? We know the French way is to surrender, how effective a course of action would that be? The French are like the democratic party, many complaints about how things are done, but possessing no realistic workable solutions to the problems at hand.

27 posted on 04/12/2003 6:44:42 PM PDT by pubmom (Evil thrives when good men do nothing.)
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To: lodwick
I'd say we're approaching unicycle status JL.
28 posted on 04/12/2003 6:49:25 PM PDT by pubmom (Evil thrives when good men do nothing.)
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To: pubmom
I can't post much, because I've been busy looking for the Valentine Candy I got for my Grandchildren. I want to put it in the Easter Baskets!! ;~)
29 posted on 04/12/2003 6:59:32 PM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: pubmom
"The First Time's Always the Worst"



The first mammogram is the worst. Especially when the machine catches on fire. That's what happened to me. The technician, Gail, positioned me exactly as she wanted me (think a really complicated game of Twister - right hand on the blue, left shoulder on the yellow, right breast as far away as humanly possible from the rest of your body). Then she clamped the machine down so tight, I think my breast actually turned inside out. I'm pretty sure Victoria's Secret doesn't have a bra for that.

Suddenly, there was a loud popping noise. I looked down at my right breast to make sure it hadn't exploded. Nope, it was still flat as a pancake and still attached to my body.

"Oh no!" Gail said loudly. These are perhaps, the words you least want to hear from any health professional. Suddenly, she came flying past me, her lab coat whipping behind her, on her way out the door.

She yelled over her shoulder, "The machine's on fire, I'm going to get help!"

OK, I was wrong, 'The machine's on fire,' are the worst words you can hear from a health professional. Especially if you're all alone and semi-permanently attached to A MACHINE and don't know if it's THE MACHINE in question.

I struggled for a few seconds trying to get free, but even Houdini couldn't have escaped.

I decided to go to plan B: yelling at the top of my lung (the one that was still working). I hadn't seen anything on fire, so my panic hadn't quite reached epic proportions. But then I started to smell smoke coming from behind the partition.

"This is ridiculous," I thought. I can't die like this. What would they put in my obituary? Cause of death: breast entrapment?

I may have inhaled some fumes because I started to hallucinate. An imaginary fireman rushed in with a fire hose and a hatchet.

"Howdy, ma'am," he said. "What's happened here?" he asked, averting his eyes.

"My breasts were too hot for the machine," I quipped, as my imaginary fireman ran out of the room again. "This is gonna take the Jaws of Life!"

In reality, Gail returned with a fire extinguisher and put out the fire. She gave me a big smile and released me from the machine. "Sorry! That's the first time that's ever happened. Why don't you take a few minutes to relax before we finish up?"

I think that's what she said. I was running across the parking lot in my backless paper gown at the time. After I relax for a few years, I figure I might go back. But I will bringing my own fire extinguisher.
30 posted on 04/12/2003 7:12:37 PM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: Iowa Granny
ROTFLMBO!
31 posted on 04/12/2003 7:20:01 PM PDT by pubmom (Fat slob has-been actors put me in a foul mood.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
That reminds me, anyone have a good American substitute for L'Oreal Mega Hold Hairspray?
32 posted on 04/12/2003 7:20:38 PM PDT by DaughterofEve (<<Still searching for her 1998 FR Screenname)
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To: DaughterofEve
Kenra Volume Spray. Get it at the hair dressers or one of those spots in the Mall that handles all those products only sold thru hair salons.

You will want the "Super Hold Finishing Spray #25

It did fail me once, on a day with temps above 100 and the humidity nearly that high, as well. The rest of the time it does yomen's work.

It seems to cause some build up on my hair so I don't use it in the winter time, and only use it in the summer when I'm going out.
33 posted on 04/12/2003 7:42:40 PM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: Iowa Granny
Damm. That sounds definitive enough.

We're there.

Thanks a bunch from the "locked in generation>"

Luv'ya.
34 posted on 04/12/2003 8:21:29 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: mountaineer
A '60's love shack? Ugh, as if Saddam isn't bad enough, he had to torture women with tacky decor.

But when it came time to eat dinner, Saddam was served his food on the official fine china of the Kuwaiti royal family, complete with the family seal and gold and maroon trim.

I hope the Kuwaiti royal family gets their china back.

35 posted on 04/13/2003 3:31:04 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: mountaineer
We thought the French were beyond comprehension? Check out what the Russians have been up to.

Russia spied on Blair for Saddam

Top secret documents obtained by The Telegraph in Baghdad show that Russia provided Saddam Hussein's regime with wide-ranging assistance in the months leading up to the war, including intelligence on private conversations between Tony Blair and other Western leaders.

Moscow also provided Saddam with lists of assassins available for "hits" in the West and details of arms deals to neighbouring countries. The two countries also signed agreements to share intelligence, help each other to "obtain" visas for agents to go to other countries and to exchange information on the activities of Osama bin Laden, the al-Qa'eda leader.

The documents detailing the extent of the links between Russia and Saddam were obtained from the heavily bombed headquarters of the Iraqi intelligence service in Baghdad yesterday.

The documents, in Arabic, are mostly intelligence reports from anonymous agents and from the Iraqi embassy in Moscow. Tony Blair is referred to in a report dated March 5, 2002 and marked: "Subject - SECRET." In the letter, an Iraqi intelligence official explains that a Russian colleague had passed him details of a private conversation between Mr Blair and Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian prime minister, at a meeting in Rome. The two had met for an annual summit on February 15, 2002, in Rome.

The document says that Mr Blair "referred to the negative things decided by the United States over Baghdad". It adds that Mr Blair refused to engage in any military action in Iraq at that time because British forces were still in Afghanistan and that nothing could be done until after the new Kabul government had been set up. More at above link.

Pooty Poot, you're low life backstabbing scum and your mother dresses you.

36 posted on 04/13/2003 3:43:34 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: Iowa Granny
Loved the "first time" story!

Good news? News to be released on the 7 POW's by Gen Tommy Franks in the next 12 hours.

From cnn:Six U.S. prisoners of war found alive by the U.S. Marines near Tikrit, a military source tells a reporter embedded with the U.S. Army. CNN working to confirm.

37 posted on 04/13/2003 3:56:32 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: mountaineer
Saddam was a Fabio fan!
38 posted on 04/13/2003 3:57:55 AM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: BigWaveBetty
Such great news about the POW's. FNC is reporting also. Initial report was 7,, now Ollie North is saying 6.
39 posted on 04/13/2003 4:07:51 AM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: Iowa Granny
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Six or seven U.S. soldiers have been located and are apparently in good health, Gen. Tommy Franks, commander in chief of U.S. Central Command, said Sunday.

It was not clear if the soldiers were prisoners of war or missing in action, Franks said.

James Kitfield, a reporter embedded with the U.S. Army's V Corps in the Iraqi capital, told CNN that the U.S. Marines found the U.S soldiers alive north of Baghdad.

Officially, the Pentagon lists seven American POWs -- five members of a U.S. Army maintenance convoy that was ambushed March 23 and the pilots of an Apache helicopter that was shot down March 24. Six others are listed as missing in action.

The Marines had been moving north in the direction of Tikrit, Saddam Hussein's ancestral homeland and the last major Iraqi city that is not under coalition control.

The 1st Marine Expeditionary force had been operating in the vicinity of Tikrit, where its mission was to "attack and destroy any type of regime forces in the area," a spokesman for U.S. Central Command said.

CNN Correspondent Brent Sadler, one of the few Western journalists to travel to the immediate outskirts of Tikrit, said the town looked abandoned -- with no military movement and only a few civilians on the road. Highway signs bearing the deposed Iraqi leader's image were still intact.

He spent about 2 1/2 hours touring the outskirts of the town with a photographer, translator and bodyguard, and decided to enter the town after residents assured him there was no fighting there. (Full story)

40 posted on 04/13/2003 4:26:03 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: BigWaveBetty
It's going to be hard to leave the TV long enough to go to church today.
41 posted on 04/13/2003 4:33:48 AM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: Iowa Granny
I don't think they'll announce anytime soon. It took three hours when Jessica was found from the time we "heard" until the time we knew. They have many families to notify.

It looks as though OIF has worked in many different ways:

North Korea Drops Its Demand For One-on-One Talks With U.S.
Shift Could Remove Obstacle to Negotiations on Nuclear Program

SEOUL, April 12 -- North Korea today dropped its demand for one-on-one negotiations with the United States, saying it "will not stick to any particular dialogue format" but will test whether "the U.S. has a political willingness to drop its hostile policy."

The change of position, announced by a Foreign Ministry spokesman, appears to be a concession to the Bush administration's demand for multinational talks about North Korea's nuclear program. Full story

42 posted on 04/13/2003 4:48:14 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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Possible fruits of OIF?

Former Iran president says Tehran should consider ways to restore ties with US
13-04-2003

Iran's former president offered Saturday to help restore ties with the United States. Hashemi Rafsanjani said the nation's Expediency Council, of which he is a member, should consider the issue.

The council advises Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran's supreme leader and an opponent of restoring ties with the United States. Rafsanjani also had opposed those ties since stepping down as president in 1997.

Rafsanjani said "the problem of Iran-U.S. relations" should be resolved, either through a referendum or through a decision by the advisory body. Either way, the final decision would have to be confirmed by Khamenei, the official Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) quoted him as saying. (Albawaba.com) Link

43 posted on 04/13/2003 4:53:18 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: *The GUILD
Quick, before it's vanished go to Sheryl Crow's Fan Forum and enjoy my post: Sheryl is a classy lady.......I'm sure she'll find it in her heart to apologize.... to these poor children that she thought leaving in a Saddam prison would be a better idea than war. Complete with picture. :-)
44 posted on 04/13/2003 5:22:56 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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About time these fools got a good smacking.

Washington D.C. Police knock down a group of anti-war protesters during a march in Washington, April 12, 2003. Thousands demonstrated near the U.S. Capitol and the White House in Washington on Saturday in separate rallies for and against the U.S.-led war in Iraq (news - web sites). REUTERS/William Philpott

Police officers use sticks to beat back protesters against the war in Iraq (news - web sites) during a march in Washington Saturday, April 12, 2003. Protesters turned out in much smaller numbers than in the months leading up to the conflict, and their focus switched from keeping American troops out of Iraq to bringing them home. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

And now some contrast.

Former Republican Sen. Fred Thompson (news, bio, voting record) speaks at the rally supporting U.S.troops Saturday, April 12, 2003 in Washington. Protesters in the United States and abroad renewed their campaign against the conflict Saturday. In Washington, 10 blocks from an antiwar demonstration, supporters of the war effort drew thousands to their own rally. (AP Photo/Lisa Nipp)

45 posted on 04/13/2003 5:36:28 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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This is so priceless.

Senator puts his charitable image on auction block

U.S. Sen. John F. Kerry, who was scorched in his 1996 campaign for making only piddling donations to charity, apparently hasn't gotten any more generous since deciding he wanted to become president.

At a recent charity event for Holy Name Parish School in West Roxbury, Kerry was among a slew of politicians, businesses and others who chipped in items for a ``Reach for the Stars'' auction.

Most of the pols and corporate bigwigs donated expensive dinners, tickets or other valuable items for the auction, which raised money for science and reading textbooks.

Mayor Thomas M. Menino graciously submitted an exclusive catered dinner at the Parkman House. U.S. Rep. Stephen Lynch (D-South Boston) offered a personal tour of the White House and a lunch in the House member's dining room - an item valued as ``priceless'' by auction organizers.

City Councilor John Tobin came through with a coveted pair of Red Sox tickets in the new Green Monster seats. U.S. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy and the Stenger family offered a painting by Kennedy of his boat, ``The Maya.'' [I can't believe anyone thought a painting by the bloated one would be a good thing.]

Other auction items included Celtics tickets, a round of golf at the prestigious Country Club in Brookline and a weekend at a Nantucket inn.

So what did Kerry offer?

An 8 x 10 autographed photo - of himself.

The winning bid was a grand total of $18, according to sources. That would pay for about one chapter of a textbook.

``It was either the signed photo or personal guitar lessons from Sen. Kerry,'' said Kerry spokesman Kyle Sullivan. ``We thought the photo had more value.''

Thanks, John.

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46 posted on 04/13/2003 6:00:55 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Mean people SUCK!!!)
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To: Iowa Granny
Thanks for the tip! I'll check it out! : -)
47 posted on 04/13/2003 6:36:09 AM PDT by DaughterofEve (<<Still searching for her 1998 FR Screenname)
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To: BigWaveBetty
``It was either the signed photo or personal guitar lessons from Sen. Kerry,'' said Kerry spokesman Kyle Sullivan. ``We thought the photo had more value.''

Looks like Teresa isn't loosening the pursestrings even a tiny bit for her dear husband, or he at least could have offered a case of pickles.

48 posted on 04/13/2003 6:45:29 AM PDT by mountaineer
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Sen. John D. Rockefeller IV says democracy won't work in Iraq, and the Iraqi people can't handle it - thread here

I swear, only Democrats hate freedom more (or as much as) tyrants.

49 posted on 04/13/2003 7:41:28 AM PDT by mountaineer
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Am I the only one who thinks it is slightly more than coincidence that Iran and Korea are anxious to improve their relations with the USA?

Wasn't it Teddy Roosevelt who said, "Speak softly, but carry a big stick"?

Well, when you use that big stick, it seems the bad boys suddenly decide to settle down.
50 posted on 04/13/2003 7:52:23 AM PDT by Iowa Granny
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