Man eats own toes

Ananova ^ | 08:54 Wednesday 18th June 2003

[7 x 77]

It's something about German-speakers.

Remember a couple of months ago, there was a posted article about a gay guy that advertised that he wanted to slaughter someone, and another gay guy answered the ad?

When the "victim" arrived, the slaughterer asked if he could first castrate him and fry the testicles for eating. The "victim" willing sat down with the slaughterer and shared in the snack.

Then they went to the basement killing room, where the "victim" was asked if he was ready to be slaughtered, he said "yes" and was killed. The body was hung up on a meat hook next to other "victims".

This was all filmed, and the cops' minds were severly messed up afterwards.

[xm177e2]

A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of a few."

You know, this is basically true...

[dark_lord]

Shouldn't there be some Libertarians on here arguing that the man had a right to sniff glue and make a toe sandwich if he wanted to.

And of course he wasn't sniffing glue, but rather he was sniffing butane gas. Which makes me think -- if people could sniff butane and get high, wouldn't the sales of those disposible lighters go way up? Because isn't that what those lighters use?

[Rebelbase]

He ate them and they weren't even boneless.

[7 x 77]

I'd use a cleaver, because of the bones and joints, but I suppose you could use a boning knife.

How could you get leverage to use a cleaver.

[Kaslin]

Thanks for letting me know. Like I said I did a search as I always do and have not found this posted.

Admin Monitor. Please delete the thread

[Izzy Dunne]

An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them

Betcha he won't do THAT again!

[7 x 77]

You know, this is basically true...

Isn't it hard to walk without toes?

[Kaslin]

Yikes

[wimpycat]

So you toe the Libertarian line, now, do ya?

[ErnBatavia]

toe jam

I swear, you can find ANYTHING with some of these newfangled search thingies...

[mystery-ak]

Why do I click on these threads?

[Consort]

Tip___ Through the Tulips.

[7 x 77]

Betcha he won't do THAT again!

He only used up the toes on one foot.

[JRandomFreeper]

How could you get leverage to use a cleaver.

It's all in the wrist. And the cleaver has to be a good heavy one. If you use your shoulder to use a cleaver, you wear yourself out.

/john

[plusone]

You must be joking????

[noutopia]

Peta has to be greatful he did'nt kill a rat.They taste like chicken too.

[lilylangtree]

A nursery rhyme that my mother sang to me but I've had to revise it just for this posting.

"On the way to Toe Town, beyond the Knee high hill. The gentleman liked travel to see the toes drilled. One, Two, Three, Four, Five the gentleman cut his men. On the other side you'll find is a fried Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten."

[Squawk 8888]

Now I need to tell my whole family this story over dinner (roast pork)...

After reading this you still plan to feed them "little piggies"?

[Squawk 8888]

Shouldn't there be some Libertarians on here arguing that the man had a right to sniff glue and make a toe sandwich if he wanted to.

Well, this libertarian thinks we shouldn't waste our energy trying to save this twit from himself. The gene pool is self-cleaning.