Man eats own toes

Ananova ^ | 08:54 Wednesday 18th June 2003

[Slicksadick]

After a meal like that, severe halitosis I bet.

[eno_]

Shouldn't there be some Libertarians on here arguing that the man had a right to sniff glue and make a toe sandwich if he wanted to.

Was he charged with a crime?

More seriously, huffing is a good indicator of the futility of the War on (some) Drugs. Addicts will do crazy stuff like this no matter what. It isn't a drug problem, it's an addict problem.

[7 x 77]

You must be joking????

No, I'm not. I just did a search but failed using "German" and "Gay". Can you do search on the body of an article?

[ApesForEvolution]

I heard fried toe tastes a lot like....fried finger.

Poor goof ball.

Everytime I see someone with a limp, now I'm going to wonder...

[noutopia]

Now I like pretty womens toes,but I don't think I would cut them off and eat them. This dude needs some help,lots more than me.This is only my opinion and I was wrong once.

[Mr. Mojo]

Gruesome story. ....But I couldn't find anything in a search either.

[DannyTN]

"It isn't a drug problem, it's an addict problem."

Agreed it's an addict problem. But here is where we will dissagree. I think society should take "reasonable" steps to prevent addicts and to cure addicts.

[aShepard]

PETA

Partially

Eaten

Toe

Alliance

[Servant of the Nine]

How would you cut your toes off?

Poultry scissors.

So9

[zoyd]

hee hee hee hehee hee hee!

That's a good one! (said with an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent).

[jwalsh07]

Well, it could have been worse. If he was in the mood for a hot dog rather than chicken nugetts....

[DannyTN]

"Well, it could have been worse. If he was in the mood for a hot dog rather than chicken nugetts.... "

OUCH! Although there would be a bright side to that. His genes wouldn't be passed along. Assuming genes are the problem which I doubt.

[baseballfanjm]

Low quality toe-slab. That foot would be very hard to roast without it getting tough.

[zoyd]

I'm waiting for someone to post a link to the site of the guy who gave himself Athlete's Foot, and kept an online journal about it, with photos and all....

[ErnBatavia]

Low quality toe-slab.

You're right...looks like the chewy 87 cents a pound spare ribs on sale at your local Carniceria.

[Fawnn]

I thought you two would get a kick out of this delicacy.

Ahhhhhhh, methinks you misunderstood: I look for lazy and efficient cooking methods, not crazy cuisine! ;)

[baseballfanjm]

Or the steak that has all those ribbons that make the meat look nice when raw, but break your "unbreakable, always sharp, guaranteed to last forever, but we still have a one-year warantee" knives when cooked.

[gitmo]

Is it bad manners to eat your toes with your fingers? Or should you eat the fingers separately?

[yooper]

You know what?! No offense to you Kaslin, but I've posted more relevant topics to this board only to get them fried toot sweet. Why the **** hasn't this thread been fried or "moved to chat?"

What the **** is up with the admin here?! I post a thread which the admin tells me is not relevant, or is already posted 4000 lines down, and my post gets fried, and then I get to read a thread about some Austrian asshole eating his own toes?!!!!

Continuity please, powers that be! In other words, drop the donut and get your ass to work....

[CommandoFrank]

And yes, another new meaning for the phrase 'putting your foot in your mouth'...