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Man eats own toes
Ananova ^ | 08:54 Wednesday 18th June 2003

Posted on 06/20/2003 5:06:15 PM PDT by Kaslin

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To: Kaslin
Is this guy related to Dick Morris? Ole Dick had a taste for toes if I recall.
61 posted on 06/20/2003 7:53:04 PM PDT by TennTuxedo
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To: Kaslin
When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them, passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want some, there's a few still left over."

Boy he really put his foot in his mouth didn't he?

62 posted on 06/20/2003 8:06:20 PM PDT by MattAMiller (Down with the Mullahs! Peace, freedom, and prosperity for Iran.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
"Of course, as a professional culinarian, I can state that trotters, pigs feet, knuckle joints, or something like toes should be cooked by a moist heat method, and not by frying."

Dr. Lecter agrees, but finds that sauteeing is appropriate for brains.

63 posted on 06/20/2003 8:19:04 PM PDT by avenir
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To: jwalsh07
"Well, it could have been worse. If he was in the mood for a hot dog rather than chicken nugetts.... "

It was probably his lack of a Foot Long that caused him to sniff gas in the first place :)
64 posted on 06/20/2003 8:27:56 PM PDT by WestTexasWend
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To: Normal4me
Toe-Fu??

coffee|nose>keyboard

65 posted on 06/20/2003 8:41:45 PM PDT by B Knotts
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To: Maigrey
Really!

How gauche!

(Sniff) ewwww

I MUCH prefer Lady Fingers!

Makes for a nice Tiramisu! (sp?)

Ms.B
66 posted on 06/20/2003 8:44:44 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN
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To: Fawnn
Gives new meaning to "self-taught" cooking..

ewww..

Been trying to think of a new recipe title all night..

Help me out, here!

Ms.B
67 posted on 06/20/2003 8:49:35 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN
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To: B Knotts
Toe-fu!

Perfect!

Ms.B
68 posted on 06/20/2003 8:50:57 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN
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To: Normal4me
Toe-fu??

Tee-hee!

69 posted on 06/20/2003 8:58:26 PM PDT by Ciexyz
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To: MS.BEHAVIN
Been trying to think of a new recipe title all night..

For toes??? Ewwwwwwwwwww, but here goes....

achy-breaky aussie toeST points
70 posted on 06/20/2003 9:08:29 PM PDT by Fawnn (No animals were harmed testing these recipes.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN; Normal4me
That wasn't mine; the credit goes to Normal4me. I just quoted it.
71 posted on 06/20/2003 9:22:56 PM PDT by B Knotts
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To: 7 x 77
Detailed story here:
http://www.dw-world.de/english/0,3367,1430_A_714339_1_A,00.html

"Police officers who have been studying the evidence, including the video made by the suspect of the final moments of his victim's life, were said to be undergoing psychiatric counseling."

Believe it or not, that's not the only case of homosexual cannibalism. Several fairly recent cases:
http://www.inoohr.org/homosexualpedophilecannibal.htm
72 posted on 06/20/2003 9:24:02 PM PDT by visualops (It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.)
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To: Fawnn
Hmmmm

Toe-ist points..

The "toe" of being Pooh..

Nope..no help from me tonite!

Ms.B
73 posted on 06/20/2003 9:27:17 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN
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To: Kaslin
A few years ago here in Indiana a drunk woman shot off her great (big) toe because it was hurting her! It made national news for awhile.
74 posted on 06/20/2003 9:27:47 PM PDT by katz
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To: B Knotts
Still funny!

I enjoyed it..

Thanks!


Ms.B
75 posted on 06/20/2003 9:33:21 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN
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To: Kaslin
Note to self: Don't stiff butane gas. :o
76 posted on 06/20/2003 11:53:24 PM PDT by Impy (Sharpton/Byrd 2004!! The Slave/Massa Ticket!!)
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