Is Eaker an A$$?

08/05/03 | TheMom

[TheMom]

Here it is, close to 2:00 a.m. on a Friday night. Eaker & I are having our usual BS discussions. At one point in our conversation I say to Eaker that he is an ass - a great person, but an ass non the less. Well, he totally disagrees with me, then dares me to post a survey thread on FR.

So let me (and him) know what you think - is Eaker an ass or not?

Please keep in mind at all times that there is NO DOUBT that he is a great & wonderful person and I love him dearly and without a doubt he has my (and all his friends) back ... but - - -

[TheMom]

I am going to try this again - - - hopefully this one won't get pulled.

[TheMom]

And ????

[Lazamataz]

Eaker's not an ass.

He's a warm, cuddly teddy bear.

A very well armed, readily angered, unbalanced and homicidal teddy bear, but a teddy bear nonetheless.

[Flyer]

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

Japanese proverb

[mhking]

A very well armed, readily angered, unbalanced and homicidal teddy bear, but a teddy bear nonetheless.

Yeah. One of those...

But I am not going to be the one to try to get between you during an "altercation"...;)

[dansangel]

A very well armed, readily angered, unbalanced and homicidal teddy bear, but a teddy bear nonetheless.

And your point?

:-)

[dansangel]

Um...just *one more* comment....your byline is dated *8-5-03* - have we entered the Twilight Zone?

Just checking.....

[humblegunner]

Well of course he's an ass, there can be no doubt.
He overcooks steaks, too. But he's my kind of ass and we'd all be the poorer without him.

[humblegunner]

He's a flag-waving ass...

[Tijeras_Slim]

A$$-ness is a sign of manly virtue. I'm sure Mrs. Slim thinks I'm an A$$, but due to her sweet nature she just calls me "a horrible little man".

[Tijeras_Slim]

Thought you might like to have some fun.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

He's a warm, cuddly teddy bear.A very well armed, readily angered, unbalanced and homicidal teddy bear, but a teddy bear nonetheless.

Like him?

[Shooter 2.5]

Never met the guy so it's hard to say.

There was one poster who claimed he was rude a few days ago but that was quickly retracted.

I'm sort of curious as to the argument that started this discussion.

[Xenalyte]

Oh, definitely.

[TheMom]

Exactly my point!! Look at those he hangs with - TheMom, you, Gunner, BobbyD, Xena . . . the only one that does not fit in the "Ass" category is Dix.

[Squantos]

Eakers Married ?!?!?!? But who was that ..... Oh never mind ! I don't know if he's a "total" ass but this is his favorite web site alledgedly.......:o)

http://www-csag.ucsd.edu/individual/pakin/idiot/chapter1.html


Stay Safe Mom .....Welcome to FR !

[TheMom]

A very well armed, readily angered, unbalanced and homicidal teddy bear, but a teddy bear nonetheless

That is funny - - -

Never said he wasn't a teddy bear - he can one of those - but he's still an ass.

[TheMom]

No argument, we were just chatting & he was being himself and the being an ass comment came out. :-)

[TheMom]

I love ya, man!!!!! The only one with enough balls to speak the truth.

[TheMom]

OOPS - Looks like Xena isn't the only one with balls.

I like his steaks fine - thank you very much - and my life would be so freakin dull if Eaker weren't in it.

[TheMom]

Eakers Married ?!?!?!? Been married for-damn-ever.

[Tijeras_Slim]

my life would be so freakin dull if Eaker weren't in it.

Well, get him to stop putting bondo in the barrel of M1's and he might make it to a ripe old age!

[TheMom]

That's what puts the bang in our relationship. ;-)

[Squantos]

LOL.........so your an EMT and know how to treat gunshot wounds ? Kewl.........Just funnin ya ! Keep that boys life insurance paid up before ya let him out of sight ....wink wink !

Stay Safe !

[bobbyd]

Exactly my point!! Look at those he hangs with - TheMom, you, Gunner, BobbyD, Xena . . . the only one that does not fit in the "Ass" category is Dix.

HEY!.....'least I ain't a pain in the arse!

[wardaddy]

No ass.

[stevie_d_64]

I would have to say that "ass" is very much a two sided argument...

On one cheek you have one side of the argument, and on the other cheek you have the other side of the issue...

Where you don't want to be is in between the cheeks...

As far as Thomas being an ass...Well lets just say he's in good company as far as I am concerned...Between one ass to another...I feel pretty good about it...

hehehe

Later,
Esteban "El Grande Nalgas" Curasco

[Flyer]

A very well armed, readily angered, unbalanced and homicidal teddy bear, but a teddy bear nonetheless.

He just pretends to be well aremed.

[Flyer]

well aremed

And I pretend I can spell.

[MeekOneGOP]

Ah! Here's a fun thread !! . . .

[mhking]

Just damn.

(Well, not really...)

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[TheMom]

Keep that boys life insurance paid up before ya let him out of sight

Please, he just won't die - I have been trying for many years & he wins every time!! ;-)

[RikaStrom]

A very well armed, readily angered, unbalanced and homicidal teddy bear, but a teddy bear nonetheless.

Oh I don't know, I wouldn't call him homicidal....much. ;-)

But he's our very well armed, readily angered, unbalanced and homicidal teddy bear. :-)

[razorback-bert]

Who be Eaker?

[Joe Brower]

No, he's not.

[TheMom]

Who be Eaker?

Nobody.

[TheMom]

You don't know him very well do ya? ;-)

[Argh]

M & M, honest to God, this is the first I've ever heard of Eaker. If his wife (if she IS his wife, heck, I could claim THAT, but then why would she call him an ass then admit she's his wife if it wasn't true, unless she's sick?) wants to begin a scurrilous thread to call him an opprobrious name to have some fun with his pals, then it seems likely he's a pretty decent sort. As is his (alleged) wife.

Don't be such an ass, Eaker! :^)

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Meekie, thanks for thinking of me...I think, lol!

Eaker an ass? With Freep-friends?

Dumb ass or smart ass?

DU already owns the franchise on the first. I claim part ownership in the second. (^:

TheMom: ***Eaker***?

Perhaps another member of the animal kingdom - or body part? Just not...the FOREHEAD, please.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !!

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe !!

[Xenalyte]

Exactly my point!! Look at those he hangs with - TheMom, you, Gunner, BobbyD, Xena . . . the only one that does not fit in the "Ass" category is Dix.

Hey, wait! Are you calling ME an ass?

[Travis McGee]

Did he ever blow up a perfectly good rifle?

Not sure if that qualifies or not.

[Joe Brower]

I think our definitions of 'ass' differ. But you are certainly correct in your statement that you know him better than I do!

[dix]

Sorry, kids I’m a little late reading the threads. As much as I like to make comments about our little drills. I ain’t about disagree with anything the TheMom says because she is the best. And as far as Eaker goes, who else can I call at 6:00 in the morning, hear some good jokes, and get some good cheer? They are a great pair.

[Shooter 2.5]

"Did he ever blow up a perfectly good rifle?

That brings up an interesting thought. If the operator doesn't do anything out of the ordinary and it was good ammo, did the person blow up a "perfectly good rifle"?

I would have to say no or else it wouldn't have K-Boomed in the first place.

[TheMom]

I blame this one on Flyer, he is the one that said "When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

[Travis McGee]

Good point! I shouldn't joke about rifles blowing up, it can happen!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Who is Eaker?

[georgiabelle]

Is Eaker an ASS? Well now I've read his posts a lot and seem to be on the same threads that he winds up on.

Now I know that I'm an ASS. One of my children said he expected any day to get a phone call to come and get his dear old mom out of jail or that the men in black suits were seen taking an old woman out of her house kicking an screaming.

They say you are known by the company you keep. So Tom, I guess my answer is that I'm in good company. (Is that an insult to you or me? LOL)

Stay armed and supplied. We're gonna need it.