Why America Went Sour on Sweet Jen and Ben

NY Newsday ^ | August 5, 2003 | James P. Pinkerton

[presidio9]

I for one dread the day when we will be bombarded with pictures of a pregnant J. Lo on the cover of magazines, and the J. Lo line of maternity clothes and pregnancy gear, the Baby Lo line of baby clothes, toys, and equipment...

Plus the obligatory nude photos of pregnant Jlo. Then again, it should draw attention away from her gigantic ass.

[HurkinMcGurkin]

Many of those pictures from that link look like they were "stretched" with some photo shop effect as well as having been doctored by the original source.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

question is, who will take their place?

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore?
Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz?
??????????????

Enquiring minds want to know!

(Nobody else gives a rat's a$$.)

[presidio9]

I can't post photos from this machine. Somebody please do me a solid and post either (A) the Lopez photo from "without their makeup," or the cover of "Living History." Airbrushes are amazing.

[w_over_w]

• Al Gore: Mr. Sandman
• John Edwards: "A Horse with No Name", America
• Kusinich: "Flowers in Her Hair", The Cowsills
• Joe Liberman: "Funeral for a Friend" Elton John
• Bob Graham: "Owner of a Lonely Heart", Yes
• Dick Gephart: "Nowhere Man", The Beatles

[presidio9]

Trust me. I have been around her in person several times. She is a big (and I do mean BIG) disappointment.

[Paleo Conservative]

He's been dead for nearly a year

Reread my previous comment in it's entirety. Since when has death kept people in Chicago from voting? Siskel wrote for the Chicago Tribune. So why shouldn't Siskel have given a thumbs up?

[Mr. Bird]

Why?

1. J-Ho is a flake who either marries, gets engaged to, or gets in a gunfight with every man she meets. Ben will be her 3rd husband.

2. Jenny from the Block has an ass the size of Brooklyn. She and Beyonce Knowles cannot fit inside the state of Rhode Island at the same time. The current trend of praising women with thunder thighs and gigantic posteriors is outrageous. Three words: Heidi Klum rocks.

3. Affleck clearly should have gone back on the sauce. What kind of guy, who is the toast of young Hollywood, eschews the single life to marry this tramp?

However, I believe the Onion had a great bit on how moviegoers wanted to change the ending of the movie. One suggestion: a horrible car wreck that leaves them trapped in the flames, Ben and J-Ho eagerly struggling against each other to save themselves. Neither survives.

[HurkinMcGurkin]

Still say its been "stretched"(although I know she is bigger than the air brushed pictures let on)

[Lazamataz]

She's CHUBBY now?????

I guess I will be picking up alla y'all's throwaways. THANK G_D FOR EXCESSIVELY PICKY MEN!

[presidio9]

2. Jenny from the Block has an ass the size of Brooklyn. She and Beyonce Knowles cannot fit inside the state of Rhode Island at the same time. The current trend of praising women with thunder thighs and gigantic posteriors is outrageous. Three words: Heidi Klum rocks.

Right or Jennifer Connelly. She looks like a woman.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Since they're both Democrats, I suppose it's OK for Siskel to vote posthumously.

[presidio9]

Yep. You can have Chelsea Clinton too. Did you hear that she's the new JKF Jr?

http://www.arts.mcgill.ca/programs/history/faculty/TROYWEB/ChelseaClintoncallednewJFKJr.htm

The entertainment media thinks a lot of trashy liberal pigs are hotties.

[Lazamataz]

I'm clearly a lot more forgiving as to a woman's beauty than you are! And I'm damned glad of that.

I'll skip Chelsea, however. Webb Hubbel does nothing for me.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Did you hear that she's the new JKF Jr?

Well, she already looks like she's been through a plane crash.

Can we chip in to get her flying lessons?

[OldFriend]

It's the hollyweird media that have done all in their power to bring Jennifer Lopez down. They always seek something negative to say about her while protecting their favorite weirdos.

[presidio9]

It's the hollyweird media that have done all in their power to bring Jennifer Lopez down. They always seek something negative to say about her while protecting their favorite weirdos.

Are you series? Hollwood LOVES Lopez. Loves her!

[yhwhsman]

That makes three of us 'people'.

Yhwhsman