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Word For The Day, Friday, August 15, 2003
The Verbivores
| 8/15/03
| Teacher
Posted on 08/15/2003 5:07:19 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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Good Morning Students. Welcome to class! Thank goodness it's FRIDAY!
Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.
Police pulled over a man on a bar stool - after a slow-speed pursuit on one of Reno's busier streets.
It started Monday when an officer saw a man riding the motorized bar stool at 35 mph. He was being followed closely by a woman in a Mustang.
Now would you please tell me how we missed this yesterday? I saw at least three students over on that thread, and not a one of them pinged the rest of the class or brought this in for show and tell. Honestly, y'all will be banned from the wet bar and thermi unless delinquency levels increase! ;-)
Now, as for this story, I would say this boy has to have brass cajones to pull this stunt, but instead I think the brass is on his nates.
Man on Motorized Bar Stool Pulled Over
There once was a man with a barstool
And riding it was way cool
Brassy nates,
Curse the fates
The owner saw, called the law, damn Fool!
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:07:20 AM PDT
by
RikaStrom
To: *Students; anniegetyourgun; DainBramage; Slip18; xsmommy; camle; CholeraJoe; theDentist; gas_dr; ...
Morning Gang!
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:07:35 AM PDT
by
RikaStrom
To: Countyline; TruthShallSetYouFree; Robert A. Cook, PE; wingnuts'nbolts; SeaDragon; white rose; ...
Morning Gang!
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:07:50 AM PDT
by
RikaStrom
To: RikaStrom
hi
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:08:00 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: RJayneJ; LonePalm; gwmoore; lds23; MeeknMing; Eala; Hegewisch Dupa; Constitution Day; christine; ...
Morning Gang!
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:08:05 AM PDT
by
RikaStrom
To: Laura Earl; HairOfTheDog; Lunatic Fringe; Dan from Michigan; pankot; thegreatbeast; SCalGal; ...
Morning Gang!
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:08:20 AM PDT
by
RikaStrom
To: RikaStrom
HI
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:08:23 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They're "Smoke Gnatzies" Little minds buzzing into your business. Swat em.)
To: RikaStrom
we were just wondering, in yesterday's classroom, whether the tiger was able to get his nates home yesterday....
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:08:41 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: theDentist
Morning tD. How are you this wondeful Friday?
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:08:41 AM PDT
by
RikaStrom
To: RikaStrom
7?
To: RikaStrom
!
To: RikaStrom; maxwell
had to have been maxie riding the stool....
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:09:26 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: RikaStrom
mernin
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:10:35 AM PDT
by
camle
(- INCOMMING!!)
To: xsmommy
Ssssshhhh, you'll wake up the Episcopalians.
To: xsmommy
i was wondering the same thing myself.
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:11:18 AM PDT
by
camle
(- INCOMMING!!)
To: RikaStrom
Sheesh - late again.
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:11:21 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
To: Flurry; xsmommy
Morning Flurry.
I bet it was a long walk for our Tiger. He's probably exhausted.
To: camle
did you lose power up in CT?
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:11:48 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: VRWCmember; secret garden
Morning Vast, morning SG. :-)
To: RikaStrom
amazing how profound sitting on one's
nates can sound after the inevitible happens.
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posted on
08/15/2003 5:12:50 AM PDT
by
camle
(- INCOMMING!!)
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