Word For The Day, Friday, September 5, 2003

The Verbivores | 9/5/03 | Teacher

[Conspiracy Guy]

If he's sick does he have to bring you a note from you? If so are you honest to you about why he isn't in class?

[xsmommy]

oh God, don't open that can of worms again! we just had the breast beating and rending of garments over that earlier, and it was finally done !!

[CholeraJoe]

I've had no inside pooping in several weeks. My pups together now weigh half as much as I do.

[Gabz]

OOps!!!!

Teaches me not to get on the phone - I forgot what I was doing!!!!

[xsmommy]

they are monster boys. i am sure spending more time outside helps the potty training. this weekend, barring a reprise the continual RAINY SEASON, hopefully xs2pup will be out more. The grass is almost knee high bc they haven't been out to cut it, so it is like a jungle to him, and he doesn't care for getting his feet wet either, the little pansy.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! Thanks ...

[secret garden]

It is a hectic pace here this morning as I am running up to school with newly hatching butterflies. One monarch out, two to go!

[xsmommy]

i don;'t know, tiger. i don't see your girl listing you as among the amazing kissers, like Madonna and Colin Farrel. are you two on the wane?

[hobbes1]

Piss Poor Coaching/Game planning.....No First Half Defense.

Mo Lewis passed up a kill shot on Ramsey in the first half, that gave up a 50 yard passplay.....

[CholeraJoe]

That seems odd because spaniels are by nature water dogs. Not as water loving as labs who truly have webbed feet. I need to work with Middy this weekend. He's not as good at retrieving as his brother. Maybe he'll have a better nose.

[Gabz]

It seems I'm the one that should be derided, at least by mr. Flurry - I've been promising to ping you here - but I hadn't.

Forgiveness, please guys????

[hobbes1]

That's because she was talking about kissing on the mouth...

[xsmommy]

oh i wanted to tell you i think he might be entering puberty. xsbrownie mentioned to me from the backseat of the van yesterday when i picked her up, and she had xs2pup back there with her, that his peep looked SORE, that it was very red... then later she said it was ok. i was dying, but didn't say anything to her. last night, when we were reading in her room, xs2pup was humping one of her teddy bears. oh good grief!

[hobbes1]

ROTFL....xs2pup had the lipstick out???????

[Laura Earl]

LulaBelle, who has no qualms about jumping in a lake or ocean, doesn't like for her precious paws to touch wet grass either.

[xsmommy]

that's what i am thinking. she said it was very red and bubbly and she said it looked sore.

[xsmommy]

xsbrownie insists that we look for little booties for him.

[xsmommy]

Do not miss this by Mrs Clarence Thomas.

[CholeraJoe]

Now whose dog is an interspecies homo? Can I get a picture of him humping Teddy?

[hobbes1]

So, Last night I take Wolfgang to school with me, and Prof. Kirkland is talking about gathering news form indiginous middle east sources, but not American news, so I said..

If we can only use Unamerican news, won't CNN do....?

So while she's rolling her eyes, I asked Wolf out loud, "Wolf, Why don't we watch CNN ?"

And he jumps out of his seat and yells quite gleefully "Because they Lie..!"