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Kitty Caption XIX - Cats Do Lunch (Humor/Meow Alerts)
9 September 2003 | PetroniDE

Posted on 09/09/2003 4:22:44 PM PDT by PetroniDE

I am late with this week's kitty humor thread. I know, I know.

HEY, POOP HAPPENS. Don't believe me, go ask your cat.

Here is a new picture I found. 3 cats deciding whether mouse should be baked, roasted, bbq, fried, or just eaten "as is".



TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
Kitty humor thread is a weekly feature on FR. A little humor among all the serious news courtesy of our feline friends. These threads usually appear on Monday, but as any cat owner can tell you (POOP HAPPENS). If you want on/off the kitty ping list (95 members) or you have a picture you want featured, send me Freepmail.
1 posted on 09/09/2003 4:22:45 PM PDT by PetroniDE
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To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; BlueLancer; ...
Meow Ping.

Thread started by w_over_w regarding government saying our cats are too fat.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/978337/posts

2 posted on 09/09/2003 4:25:23 PM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
Meow, meow.
3 posted on 09/09/2003 4:27:55 PM PDT by Lucy Lake
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To: PetroniDE
There are four cats there.
4 posted on 09/09/2003 4:28:44 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: PetroniDE
Real democracy in action, 4 cats and a gerbil deciding what's for dinner.
5 posted on 09/09/2003 4:32:21 PM PDT by SAMWolf (A horse may be forced to drink but a pencil must be lead.)
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To: Overtaxed
You are right. I must have had one of those "Palm Beach County" moments.


6 posted on 09/09/2003 4:32:51 PM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: SAMWolf
I hope they are not "DEMOCATS". Otherwise there will be endless recounts of their vote. They must be Republicats; hunting for their own dinner instead of waiting for their servant.
7 posted on 09/09/2003 4:34:02 PM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
At least I hope it's four cats....that or else one of those cats is two-headed.
8 posted on 09/09/2003 4:34:37 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: PetroniDE

Louis Wain, "For What We Are About To Receive"

9 posted on 09/09/2003 4:34:49 PM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
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To: PetroniDE
LOL!
10 posted on 09/09/2003 4:36:08 PM PDT by SAMWolf (A horse may be forced to drink but a pencil must be lead.)
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To: PetroniDE

11 posted on 09/09/2003 4:37:03 PM PDT by Aeronaut (In my humble opinion, the new expression for backing down from a fight should be called 'frenching')
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To: PetroniDE
You don't have to ask the cats if poop happens, just ask the person who cleans out the litter box(es)!

Thanks for pinging me to this cute photo.

12 posted on 09/09/2003 4:37:08 PM PDT by SelmaLee (Bush-Cheney '04)
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To: PetroniDE; Fraulein
THE PLAYERS

Cats: President Bush, V.P. Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Condi Rice

Frightened Gerbil: Tommy Daschle

13 posted on 09/09/2003 4:44:24 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70
Good one. I was thinking four Admin Moderators and a DU troll.
14 posted on 09/09/2003 4:46:38 PM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: PetroniDE
That sounds good too =)
15 posted on 09/09/2003 4:48:30 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: PetroniDE
Mash here for justice!
16 posted on 09/09/2003 5:11:35 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: PetroniDE
FOUR cats!
17 posted on 09/09/2003 5:15:47 PM PDT by EggsAckley
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To: Overtaxed
I count 5.
18 posted on 09/09/2003 5:28:21 PM PDT by js1138
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To: PetroniDE
Hey! That looks like my kettle of kitties! (at least, when their foodplate is empty!)
19 posted on 09/09/2003 5:38:19 PM PDT by Maigrey (Keepin' Tags and lots o' Hugs for Sara Grace and Logan)
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To: js1138
Doh! There is one behind the cage, isn't there.
20 posted on 09/09/2003 5:51:25 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: PetroniDE
These Kitty Caption threads are just great. Thanks for posting them. Do you have links to all your earlier threads for those of us who missed them?
21 posted on 09/09/2003 6:30:41 PM PDT by Lucy Lake
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To: PetroniDE
Why isn't there mouse or bird flavored cat food? Ponderous.
22 posted on 09/09/2003 7:00:43 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture
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To: PetroniDE
Maybe the kitties just want to "hang" with the mouse . . .


23 posted on 09/09/2003 7:05:29 PM PDT by w_over_w (Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.)
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To: PetroniDE
NO WAIT! They want to belly bouncies with the mouse . . .


24 posted on 09/09/2003 7:08:20 PM PDT by w_over_w (Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.)
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To: PetroniDE
Either way, the mouse has to cooperate with what kitty wants . . .


25 posted on 09/09/2003 7:12:40 PM PDT by w_over_w (Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.)
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To: w_over_w
This w_over_w sounds confused on what cats and mice should do together . . . I've got a suggestion.


26 posted on 09/09/2003 7:15:42 PM PDT by w_over_w (Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.)
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To: grizzfan
Do a search using the keyword "Meow". Make sure you are in the "General Interest" portion of the FR forum. When the Viking Kitties are not looking, sometimes they are posted in the "News/Activism" section.

Reminder: use the keyword search (using title search acts funky).

27 posted on 09/09/2003 7:18:13 PM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: w_over_w
I think they want the mouse bouncing INSIDE the belly, not outside.
28 posted on 09/09/2003 7:19:11 PM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
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To: Aeronaut

Vampire kitties!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

29 posted on 09/09/2003 8:09:04 PM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: PetroniDE
Yep...5 cats...


Here are my three when they were kittens - if you put them this close now, you wouldn't be able to take the picture for all the blood...
30 posted on 09/09/2003 9:27:17 PM PDT by itzmygun (www.wackoemailer.com)
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To: msdrby
ping to #23
31 posted on 09/09/2003 9:41:50 PM PDT by Prof Engineer (HHD - 911 NEVER FORGET)
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To: PetroniDE
Oh, no! When I was a kid I had a pet mouse and I would hate to think of him as lunch for anybody. However, on closer inspection, I swear that this is a gerbil that they are perusing!

I have a cat, so will look forward to these, just as long as they aren't eating fellow pets!
32 posted on 09/10/2003 2:25:44 AM PDT by Barney1995
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To: PetroniDE
Gerbil, it's what's for dinner.
33 posted on 09/10/2003 5:17:25 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: dighton

34 posted on 09/10/2003 5:24:56 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: PetroniDE
We just purchased a "new" house. A new "older house". AKA "the money pit". It's also politically incorrect since I discovered that they roof tiles were made in France. Shudder...

The spousal unit (SU) likes to sit out back amoung all the plants and trees. Some of the trees are these "hugh" palms. Well, the other night she is sitting there and she thinks she hears "squirrels". She looks over and there is a large rat staring at her. Turns out that the palm trees have rats and numerous mice running around up there. My response is "they all must die".

So, we put rat poison out and the next morning it's gone. Well, the SU decides we have "murdered G-d's creatures and must stop". Gads!

She "saved" three cats last year and I've been "accidently" letting then out the house. Because I can tell they have figured out that there are critters to be had. Get'em kittys!

35 posted on 09/10/2003 7:00:39 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (Vote for Arnold. At least he has a shot.)
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To: PetroniDE
Snicker. I have two cats and a stack of gerbils. I used to have one that I'd let roll around on the floor in a gerbil ball. Our older cat would bat at him a couple times, then get bored and lay down (in true cat fashion, usually in the middle of the living room floor). So the gerbil would line himself up from across the room and go tearing into the cat's rather large posterior. She'd go straight up in the air and yowl. Nothing like seeing our "mighty hunter" have the tar scared out of her by a rodent.
36 posted on 09/10/2003 7:45:05 AM PDT by tmg
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To: PetroniDE
Okay,Whose turn is it this time?
37 posted on 09/10/2003 4:35:34 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: PetroniDE
Can I be added to the meow ping list?

Here's my beloved kitty...


38 posted on 09/11/2003 2:02:51 AM PDT by Fraulein (TCB)
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To: MotleyGirl70
Thanks for the ping!
39 posted on 09/11/2003 2:04:07 AM PDT by Fraulein (TCB)
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To: PetroniDE
Ohhhh, I want on the kitty ping list!
40 posted on 09/12/2003 6:33:43 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: SelmaLee
Hi, Selma Lee.

41 posted on 09/12/2003 6:37:35 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: MotleyGirl70
"Frightened Gerbil: Tommy Daschle"

ROTFL! I like how you think!

42 posted on 09/12/2003 6:44:01 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: PetroniDE
" I was thinking four Admin Moderators and a DU troll."

That works too.

43 posted on 09/12/2003 6:44:42 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: Fraulein
Well, since everybody has been posting their kitties, here is my baby, Nermal (although at 15, he's a long way from being a baby).

.


44 posted on 09/12/2003 6:52:25 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: itzmygun
That's a very cute picture of the little ones.
45 posted on 09/13/2003 7:24:40 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: sweetliberty
: )

I like your profile page.

46 posted on 09/13/2003 7:32:05 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70
Thank you.
47 posted on 09/13/2003 7:38:09 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: sweetliberty
What a cute kitty!
48 posted on 09/13/2003 3:44:26 PM PDT by Fraulein (TCB)
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