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Just a gigolo
World Net Daily ^ | 1/28/04 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 01/28/2004 5:27:26 PM PST by joey9004

After the New Hampshire primary, Dennis Kucinich's new slogan is: ".001 Percent of America Can't Be Wrong!" John Edwards' new slogan is: "Vote for Me or We'll See You in Court." Joe Lieberman's new slogan is: "Sixth Place Is Not an Option." (Bumper sticker version: "Ask Me About My Delegate.") Al Sharpton's new slogan is "Hello? Room Service?" Wesley Clark's new slogan is: "Leading America's War on Fetuses." Howard Dean's new slogan is: "I Want to Be Your President ... And So Do I!"

That leaves John Kerry (new slogan: "Nous Sommes Nombre Un!"), who is winning Democratic voters in droves on the basis of his superior ability to taunt George Bush for his lack of combat experience. Like every war hero I've ever met, John Kerry seems content to spend his days bragging about his battlefield exploits. Wait, wait ... Let me correct that last sentence: like no war hero I've ever met ...

As everyone has heard approximately 1 billion times by now, Kerry boasts that he has REAL experience with aircraft carriers, and if Bush wants to run on national security, then ... BRING IT ON!

I note that when George Bush directed that precise phrase at Islamic terrorists who yearn to slaughter American women and children, liberals were enraged at the macho posturing of it. But they feel "Bring it on!" is a perfectly appropriate expression when directed at a dangerous warmonger like George Bush. ("Bring it on!" was deemed better than Kerry's first impulse, "Let's get busy, sister!")

Kerry was indisputably brave in Vietnam, and it's kind of cute to see Democrats pretend to admire military service. Physical courage, like chastity, is something liberals usually deride, but are tickled when it accidentally manifests itself in one of their own. One has to stand in awe of Kerry's military service 33 years ago. Of course, that's where it ends, including with Kerry – inasmuch as, upon his return from war in 1970, he promptly began trashing his fellow Vietnam vets by calling them genocidal murderers.

But if Bush can't talk to Kerry about the horrors of war, then Kerry sure as hell can't talk to anyone about the plight of the middle class. Kerry's life experience consists of living off other men's money by marrying their wives and daughters.

For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation has been stalking lonely heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows as "a target-rich environment." This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is based on spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women. What does a kept man know about taxes?

In 1970, Kerry married into the family of Julia Thorne – a family estimated to be worth about $300 million. She got depressed, so he promptly left her and was soon seen catting around with Hollywood starlets, mostly while the cad was still married. (Apparently, JFK really was his mentor.) Thorne is well-bred enough to say nothing ill of her Lothario ex-husband. He is, after all, the father of her children – a fact that never seemed to constrain him.

When Kerry was about to become the latest Heinz family charity, he sought to have his marriage to Thorne annulled, despite the fact that it had produced two children. It seems his second meal ticket, Teresa Heinz, wanted the first marriage annulled – and Heinz is worth more than $700 million. Kerry claims he will stand up to powerful interests, but he can't even stand up to his wife.

Heinz made Kerry sign a prenuptial agreement, presumably aware of how careless he is with other people's property, such as other people's Vietnam War medals, which Kerry threw on the ground during a 1971 anti-war demonstration.

At pains to make Kerry sound like a normal American, his campaign has described how Kerry risked everything, mortgaging his home in Boston to help pay for his presidential campaign. Technically, Kerry took out a $6 million mortgage for "his share" of "the family's home" – which was bought with the Heinz family fortune. (Why should he spend his own money? He didn't throw away his own medals.) I'm sure the average working stiff in Massachusetts can relate to a guy who borrows $6 million against his house to pay for TV ads.

Kerry's campaign has stoutly insisted that he will pay off the mortgage himself, with no help from his rich wife. Let's see: According to tax returns released by his campaign, in 2002, Kerry's income was $144,091. But as the Washington Post recently reported, even a $5 million mortgage paid back over 30 years at favorable interest rates would cost $30,389 a month – or $364,668 a year.

The Democrats' joy at nominating Kerry is perplexing. To be sure, liberals take a peculiar, wrathful pleasure in supporting pacifist military types. And Kerry's life story is not without a certain feral aggression. But if we're going to determine fitness for office based on life experience, Kerry clearly has no experience dealing with problems of typical Americans since he is a cad and a gigolo living in the lap of other men's money.

Kerry is like some character in a Balzac novel, an adventurer twirling the end of his mustache and preying on rich women. This low-born poseur with his threadbare pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with one rich woman's money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to enable him to run for president. If Democrats want to talk about middle-class tax cuts, couldn't they nominate someone who hasn't been a poodle to rich women for the past 33 years?


TOPICS: Campaign News; Issues; Parties
KEYWORDS: 2004; election2004; freeloader; frenchpoodle; gigolo; golddigger; johnkerry; kerry; pampered
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First paragraph is classic. Required picture to come.
1 posted on 01/28/2004 5:27:27 PM PST by joey9004
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To: Anubus
Go Ann!! All this bush bashing on tv is making me sick..
3 posted on 01/28/2004 7:35:14 PM PST by puppycat
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To: joey9004
In posting a Coulter column, add [Coulter] after the title, and it gets a much more deserving FR response.
4 posted on 01/28/2004 8:17:14 PM PST by Plutarch
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To: joey9004
..."his share" of "the family's home" – which was bought with the Heinz family fortune.

It is not clear whether Ann is just assuming this to be the case, or it is actually known. Kerry might have had some other ill-gotten gains that would have allowed him to contribute to the mortgage. Maybe in 1990 Saddam was paying handsomely for "No" votes on the Gulf War I authorization.

5 posted on 01/28/2004 8:22:44 PM PST by Plutarch
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To: joey9004
For what it's worth, Coulter's intellectually-barren Balzac reference is solipsistic at best and more readily reveals the author of the article as the "low-born poseur" she claims to be so keenly able to observe. Coulter may be better suited to the maladroit duties of the political equivalent to a flight attendant in dire need of water retention pills and sclerotherapy. In the end her opinion is unresearched and as decrepitly atavistic as a case of polio.
6 posted on 01/28/2004 10:29:38 PM PST by toosmalltobeconsideredaman
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To: joey9004
Serious question: Who has more money, Bush or Kerry? What is Bush worth?
7 posted on 01/29/2004 12:14:54 PM PST by KFriedConserv (Pretty scary though)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
Ann is a babe and you are jealous.
8 posted on 01/29/2004 12:16:39 PM PST by KFriedConserv (Pretty scary though)
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To: KFriedConserv
Jealous because I'm not a babe? I don't get it.
9 posted on 01/29/2004 12:37:45 PM PST by toosmalltobeconsideredaman
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
Well, I am sort of jealous. She has great hair.
10 posted on 01/29/2004 12:42:09 PM PST by toosmalltobeconsideredaman
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman; meowmeow; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Grampa Dave; ...
It's not often we see a troll jump from thread to thread as much as you have today before the mods squash the account. As for her unresearched opinions and solipsistic references, it appears they are much better supported than your pompous loquacity. BTW, a plethora of obscure polysyllabic words does not necessarily indicate a superior intellect.


Don't make me open this!

11 posted on 01/29/2004 12:50:44 PM PST by VRWCmember (Dick Gephardt is a <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure </a>)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
OK, you can use a thesaurus. Now counter her points instead of lofting invectives.
12 posted on 01/29/2004 12:52:27 PM PST by The_Victor
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To: VRWCmember
Don't make you open what? Bottles of Thunder? And is that you in the picture because I don't get the reference? You look nice. Nice plaid. My pompous loquacity, as you call it, was inserted as my personal response to the Coulter article and should not have been perceived as an attack upon other users of the Free Republic network. If you somehow took it personally, then I forecast (get the thunder/weather reference?) identity issues in your future.
13 posted on 01/29/2004 12:55:31 PM PST by toosmalltobeconsideredaman
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To: VRWCmember
Egad! That's going to leave quite a mark, old boy.
14 posted on 01/29/2004 12:59:10 PM PST by Constitution Day (What happens at CPAC stays at CPAC.)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
Actually, can I get your number? The more I look at that picture, the cuter you get.
15 posted on 01/29/2004 1:05:38 PM PST by toosmalltobeconsideredaman
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To: VRWCmember
open them ... please
16 posted on 01/29/2004 1:07:54 PM PST by snooker
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To: VRWCmember
I like the way you talk.

CG
17 posted on 01/29/2004 1:09:35 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I fired my outsourced poster due to poor quality.)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
toosmalltobeconsideredaman

But you overcompensate with the big.... words

18 posted on 01/29/2004 1:10:09 PM PST by NeoCaveman (John Kerry replaces Nancy Pelosi as the botox babe of the Democrat Party)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
Don't make you open what? Bottles of Thunder?

Something like that

ZOT!!!!

19 posted on 01/29/2004 1:12:27 PM PST by NeoCaveman (John Kerry replaces Nancy Pelosi as the botox babe of the Democrat Party)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman; VRWCmember
Tick ! Tick ! Tick !


20 posted on 01/29/2004 1:16:35 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Check out this HILARIOUS story !! haha!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman; VRWCmember
What ? Are you gay ?

21 posted on 01/29/2004 1:19:59 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Check out this HILARIOUS story !! haha!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts)
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To: VRWCmember
Whatcha waiting on Vast? Open them there jars! Let the little one have it!!
22 posted on 01/29/2004 1:20:32 PM PST by Laura Earl (58 days)
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To: Laura Earl
Do I have to be gay to think you're cute?
23 posted on 01/29/2004 1:22:10 PM PST by toosmalltobeconsideredaman
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
I'm way to cute for you, I don't care who you are!
24 posted on 01/29/2004 1:22:48 PM PST by Laura Earl (58 days)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
When the sky looks like this:

You'd better prepare for this:

25 posted on 01/29/2004 1:22:58 PM PST by VRWCmember (Dick Gephardt is a <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure </a>)
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To: MeekOneGOP
It's only a matter of time before toosmalltobeconsideredaman becomes toobannedtopostanymorereplies.
26 posted on 01/29/2004 1:24:54 PM PST by VRWCmember (Dick Gephardt is a <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure </a>)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
Jars of Lightning silly.

CG
27 posted on 01/29/2004 1:25:29 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I fired my outsourced poster due to poor quality.)
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To: VRWCmember
Good catch, Vast, good catch!!!
28 posted on 01/29/2004 1:26:13 PM PST by Gabz (smoke gnatzies--small minds buzzing in your business ---- SWAT'EM)
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To: VRWCmember
At least this one talks.

CG
29 posted on 01/29/2004 1:26:31 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I fired my outsourced poster due to poor quality.)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman

Troll in the cross hairs

30 posted on 01/29/2004 1:27:27 PM PST by NeoCaveman (John Kerry replaces Nancy Pelosi as the botox babe of the Democrat Party)
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To: Laura Earl; dubyaismypresident
Laura, be nice to the little boy!
31 posted on 01/29/2004 1:28:04 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy; Laura Earl
Laura, be nice to the little boy!

You must be one of those "compassionate conservatives" :-P

32 posted on 01/29/2004 1:29:04 PM PST by NeoCaveman (John Kerry replaces Nancy Pelosi as the botox babe of the Democrat Party)
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To: xsmommy
I wasn't the one that called him gay. He needs to go finish his homework before his parents get home from work, though!
33 posted on 01/29/2004 1:29:16 PM PST by Laura Earl (58 days)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
Troll

I’m glad you found an access point,
To spread your stupid lies.
You’d see the world more clearly if,
You’d open up your eyes.
Your brain is numb from sniffing glue,
You ought to take a nap.
The Viking Kitties will arrive,
They will not take your crap.
Such fun it is to watch you toast,
We like to see your lot.
Come in and chant your stupid chant,
Look out here comes the ZOT.

Flurry 10/8/3
34 posted on 01/29/2004 1:29:49 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I fired my outsourced poster due to poor quality.)
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To: dubyaismypresident; Laura Earl
it is be kind to the small week.....
35 posted on 01/29/2004 1:30:37 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: Conspiracy Guy
(I fired my outsourced poster due to poor quality.)

Horray! Score one for the American worker, who hoo!

36 posted on 01/29/2004 1:30:58 PM PST by NeoCaveman (John Kerry replaces Nancy Pelosi as the botox babe of the Democrat Party)
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To: xsmommy
it is be kind to the small week.....

You have to be kind to Tom Daschle then.....

37 posted on 01/29/2004 1:32:28 PM PST by NeoCaveman (John Kerry replaces Nancy Pelosi as the botox babe of the Democrat Party)
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To: dubyaismypresident; xsmommy
OMG No!!!!
38 posted on 01/29/2004 1:34:01 PM PST by Laura Earl (58 days)
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To: dubyaismypresident
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

CG
39 posted on 01/29/2004 1:35:48 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This tagline is made from 100% virtual material. Do not remove under penalty of law.)
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To: Laura Earl; xsmommy
OMG No!!!!

Not you, we'll leave it to xs, she's closer....

40 posted on 01/29/2004 1:38:04 PM PST by NeoCaveman (John Kerry replaces Nancy Pelosi as the botox babe of the Democrat Party)
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To: dubyaismypresident
Whew!
41 posted on 01/29/2004 1:41:39 PM PST by Laura Earl (58 days)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
For what it's worth, Coulter's intellectually-barren Balzac reference is solipsistic at best and more readily reveals the author of the article as the "low-born poseur" she claims to be so keenly able to observe. Coulter may be better suited to the maladroit duties of the political equivalent to a flight attendant in dire need of water retention pills and sclerotherapy. In the end her opinion is unresearched and as decrepitly atavistic as a case of polio.

Did you stay at the Marriott, or are you a professional coprophagist?


42 posted on 01/29/2004 1:48:33 PM PST by glock rocks (Badges? We don't need no steenkin badges...)
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To: VRWCmember
Oh, yeah ! ...

43 posted on 01/29/2004 1:50:50 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Check out this HILARIOUS story !! haha!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts)
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To: toosmalltobeconsideredaman
So, are you a woman?
Or a short guy?

Ann Coulter is extremely funny and right on target with Kerry.
I love the last line about being a poodle to rich women.
44 posted on 01/29/2004 1:54:23 PM PST by Feiny (Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.)
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To: feinswinesuksass
So, are you a woman? Or a short guy?

I'm guessing he's (how do I say this to someone with such an innocent screen name) short

45 posted on 01/29/2004 2:00:41 PM PST by NeoCaveman (John Kerry replaces Nancy Pelosi as the botox babe of the Democrat Party)
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To: dubyaismypresident
Ahhh, the ole microphallus. I get it now.
I once dumped a guy for being too tiny.
46 posted on 01/29/2004 2:08:27 PM PST by Feiny (Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.)
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To: dubyaismypresident
i'll drive him somewhere.... ; )
47 posted on 01/29/2004 3:52:35 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
I certainly understand the troll hunt. There are priorities. But we are still a civilized Republic that remembers the rules, right?
48 posted on 01/29/2004 6:12:29 PM PST by kcar (Human rights is fool's gold. The real deal is rights for individuals.)
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To: VRWCmember
-this sounds almost word for word like Ann's CPAC speech, which was awesome! Almost as good as seeing GW would have been. Thanks for the ping and happy trolling....
49 posted on 01/29/2004 11:38:12 PM PST by tioga
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To: The_Victor
OK, you can use a thesaurus.

LOL

50 posted on 01/30/2004 6:30:14 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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