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Special Items On The Menu For Dem Convention
CBS4 Denver ^ | August 11, 2008 | Ericka Lewis

Posted on 08/11/2008 4:48:26 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

DENVER (CBS4) ― Hotels and restaurants in downtown Denver are planning to wine and dine guests in town for the Democratic National Convention with some politically inspired food and drink.

Elway's at the Ritz Carlton, that hotel's bar and the Corner Office Restaurant at the Curtis Hotel are among the eateries and watering holes with some creative offerings.

The bar at the Ritz Carlton has two special cocktails for DNC guests.

The patriotic drink is red, white and blue and called "changing tide."

The bar is also offering the Obama Granite Martini.

"Guest walks up to the bar, they're going to ask what that is, and in light of the DNC it's the Obama Granite Martini," said TJ Caulfield, a bartender.

The kitchen at Elway's also has the Barrock Shrimp Cake, an Obama Omelet, Ballot Box Brownies and a Yes You Can Pancake.

"We have a little bit of strawberry sauce in there to give it color and a little bit of chocolate chips in there to simulate the stars," said Robert Bogart, an Elway's chef.

The Corner Office is also busy with specials like the Bingmama drink.

"A bing energy drink which, is local to Colorado, and Stoli Vodka," said one bartender.

There's also the Obamatini and the entire menu was revamped with the mini-Obama Burgers and Obama Dogs.

"They're Chicago dogs," said Jeff Bolton, the restaurant chef. "It's the exact same type of thing you'd have in the streets of Chicago."

The Corner Office will also have an area known as the Oval Office.


TOPICS: Colorado; Campaign News; Parties; State and Local
KEYWORDS: 2008; 2008dncconvention; democrats; dncconvention; election; elections; food; obama
Will anyone have "Barry's Waffles" or "Michelle's Whitey is the Devil Food Cake" or "Pfleger's Friday Fish Fry" or "Jeremiah's Come Home to Roost Fried Chicken" or "Bill Ayers' Flag Flambe" or "Frank Marshall Davis' Pinko Surprise" or "Rezko's Half Price Jail Stew" or "Nancy Pelosi's bicoastal clams?"
1 posted on 08/11/2008 4:48:26 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Turd Pudding ought to be on the list.


2 posted on 08/11/2008 4:56:32 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
And shitcake mushrooms. How about a bland, creme-filled licorice stick for dessert?


3 posted on 08/11/2008 5:01:55 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Barak Obama is as inept as a bear cub with his dink.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

...don’t forget the Ted Kennedy “Waitress Sandwich,” or Harry Reid’s “Land Grab Filet,” or these...

Pelosi’s (cooking) oil free dishes
Hillary’s “Hairpie Stew”
Obama’s “Heinz 57 Sirloin”

Well, you get the idea.


4 posted on 08/11/2008 5:04:09 PM PDT by xc1427 (It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees...Midnight Oil (Power and the Passion))
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To: Conspiracy Guy

How about “Environmentalist Wacko Blood Pudding?”


5 posted on 08/11/2008 5:05:38 PM PDT by xc1427 (It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees...Midnight Oil (Power and the Passion))
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To: Viking2002
Iced horse pee shooters with a cinnamin stick.
6 posted on 08/11/2008 5:06:27 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: xc1427

There won’t be any humble pie.


7 posted on 08/11/2008 5:07:40 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Ballot Box Brownies

That's racist!
8 posted on 08/11/2008 5:25:10 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Iced horse pee? That's what I thought Budweiser was - six bottles, a Clydesdale, and a funnel.


9 posted on 08/11/2008 5:30:15 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Barak Obama is as inept as a bear cub with his dink.)
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To: Viking2002

Horse pee is probably better than Bud.


10 posted on 08/11/2008 5:39:23 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: Viking2002

Buttwiper the King of Beers!


11 posted on 08/11/2008 5:42:27 PM PDT by gc4nra
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Obarfarama


12 posted on 08/11/2008 5:43:13 PM PDT by gc4nra
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’m sure the Monica mayonnaise dip will be popular...


13 posted on 08/11/2008 5:46:11 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, we're still retarded.)
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To: gc4nra
I consider it about one notch above Blatz on the drinkability scale. Sheez, I'll quaff an Iron City first. (And remember their slogan: Iron City! Let Pittsburgh pollute your town, too!) LOL


14 posted on 08/11/2008 5:54:25 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Barak Obama is as inept as a bear cub with his dink.)
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To: ovrtaxt
Eeeewwwww. Lookit, I got a chuck roast going in the pressure cooker with Worchestershire sauce, brown sugar, and peppercorns. And Romano smashed taters on the side. Don't ruin a good dinner with blog porn that revolting. LOL


15 posted on 08/11/2008 5:59:01 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Barak Obama is as inept as a bear cub with his dink.)
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To: Viking2002

hehe sorry!

Enjoy that dinner!


16 posted on 08/11/2008 6:00:41 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (This election is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if McCain wins, we're still retarded.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
How about this menu . . .

COCKTAILS & BEVERAGES

Republican Shooters
Bloody Fairies
Sickle, Hammer & Screwdriver
Beer (and old East German recipe)
Moonbat Ferment
Subsidized Milk
Unbalanced Trade Coffee
Water (with increased EPA standards for arsenic)

APPETIZERS

Russian Caviar
Fresh Jumbo Tax Increases On the Wealthy
Cheezy Biographical History
Deep Fried Cutlets In the Military Budget
Assorted Mixed Nuts

SALAD
Giant Organic Ears of Corny Candidates in Aspic
Tossed Greenpeace Activists With Piss & Vinegar
Baby Vegetables on ADA

ENTREES

Flambe de Constitution (served well done only)
Roast Republican Minority
Aborted Fetus Tartar
Filet of Soul With Apostasy & Mustard
Chicken Majority Stuffed With Talking Points & Excuses
Eggs Arnold Benedict
Wieners Served in Soft Buns

DESSERT

Impeach Bush Cobbler
Ice Cream Socialist
Fudge Packed S'mores
Global Warming Baked Alaska
Tossed Cookies of the Electorate
Fruits in Season (which seems to be most of the time)

The Hospitality Staff Of The DNC Regrets That No Apple Pie Will Be Served at the Convention Due To Severe Allergies To This Traditional American Favorite Among the Delegates.
17 posted on 08/11/2008 6:02:15 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Don't cheer for Obama too hard - the krinton syndicate is moving back into the WH.)
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