Skip to comments.I can't believe my best friend is a Republican
Posted on 04/06/2011 5:49:25 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
I love everything about Janet -- except how she stands for all the things I find bad and wrong in the world.
Janet and I would likely have never met, save for the thing that unites so many women across divides of income and age: fat. We met in a weight-loss group. There were six or seven of us in that group, but Janet and I were drawn toward each other. I liked her refusal to lie about what she'd eaten or rationalize it. She liked my tenacity and optimism. She handed me a business card that said her name, followed by "Ph.D., Housewife" and contact information. Clip art of an American flag appeared on the next line.
Beyond our weight-loss goals, we had little in common. She lives in Beverly Hills; I live in an area just beyond it where the potholes are reminiscent of Sarajevo and the government is broke. When we met, Janet was just closing up shop on reproduction, and I had just gotten married.
But for all the things we don't have in common -- and the papery, crumply things we do -- our main difference is our political affiliation. Janet is a lifelong, passionate Republican. She does not pretend she is just a fiscal Republican, or just a Republican for Israel, as so many in our Jewish community are. She is a real, live, voting Republican. She likes Fox News and Rush Limbaugh. She admires Sarah Palin. She is for the defunding of NPR and Planned Parenthood. She is against "Obamacare," and she is for parental notification of abortions. Right now on my Facebook page, I have linked to a New York Times article on how women's rights are being violated by South Dakota's new abortion laws. Janet has just posted on hers -- I'm not kidding -- video footage of her and her husband at target practice.
In the beginning, it didn't matter. We were more concerned with our own mutual war on body fat. And we soon found on the periphery of weight loss the other things we had in common: a love of books and science, a hatred of hysterics. After I gave birth to my son, so far from my own extended family, her children became a local version of cousins: They marveled at his every new word, they imitated his walk, they donated the books they aged out of. Our husbands began to socialize. Before we knew it, our families were, well, family.
Word got out that Janet and I were spending time together.
"You know she's a Republican, right?" whispered another member of our weight-loss group after I took her card. It was meant as, well, what, exactly? A warning?
Yes, I had known. Her daughters' names are Liberty, Honor and Victory, the latter named at the time we invaded Iraq. (Her son's name, inexplicably, is Bernard.) She owns a bust of Ronald Reagan and cried when he died, proving that she, perhaps alone with Nancy, had remembered that he was still alive. There is a bumper sticker on her very, very large SUV that says "REPEAL," and I believe it refers to the healthcare bill.
Janet and I refer to each other's political parties as "your people," but mostly, we try to stick to the things we have in common: budgets, schools, child-rearing. Janet wore a Tea Party shirt to my last birthday party, and my birthday present to myself was to not ask about it.
But it's hard not to talk about it at all. When you live, say, on a coast or in a very blue state, you grow accustomed to being surrounded by people who believe like you do. You get to thinking that the only people who would dare contradict you are ignoramuses. Meanwhile, I began directing all my anger toward the Republican Party at Janet. On the day that Congress voted to defund Planned Parenthood, I found myself furious at Janet, just Janet, as the face of all that was bad in the world. Feeling sad and deflated, I wandered over to her house, unable to look her in the eye, asking her why? How? To what end?
She told me she didn't believe government had any business funding it in the first place. That this isn't about abortion or hating women but ways the government doesn't need to be involved. She told me Planned Parenthood was well-funded and won't even miss the money. "Planned Parenthood will be better off without government funding and all the strings that are presumably attached," she said. "I sometimes wonder why liberals, who are so enamored of the freedom to do any damn thing they want, even take government money when it constricts their freedoms."
I closed my eyes and breathed through what she was saying. Janet isn't Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin. She believes what she's telling me, and she's studied the issues. That might be what is so difficult: She has the same education as I have, and yet she has made different decisions, decisions that are so counter to what I believe. Decisions I find abhorrent.
And yet, I think having a Republican friend is making me a better liberal. We need friends who differ from us. It's easy to watch Republican extremism and think, "Wow, they're crazy." But when someone is sitting face to face with us, when someone we admire and respect is telling us they believe differently, it is at this fine point that we find nuance, and we begin to understand exactly how we got to this point in history. We lose something critical when we surround ourselves with people who agree with us all the time. We lose out on the wisdom of seeing the other side.
When I moved to Los Angeles, the 2004 election had just finished ravaging the neighborhood. Friendships had ended over differences of opinions, a few marriages had learned what they were made of when one couldn't abide what hadn't been that big of a deal before 9/11. And so when I met Janet, she was on the defensive. That first dinner at her house, someone brought up her Republicanism. I looked down into my soup, sure this was something we shouldn't talk about. I don't remember the comment, or Janet's reply, but I remember my husband asking why she'd be friends with all these liberals -- and yes, it was only liberals at the table -- if she felt so strongly. Throwing her hands up, she said, "I guess I lack the courage of my convictions."
But it's not that. I don't speak for Janet, but I think there's something deeper at play. Janet's willingness to associate with so many liberal friends -- though I know she seeks refuge in chat rooms and magazines that share her beliefs -- makes her a better and more interesting person. She has her beliefs challenged constantly. She is more well-read and educated in her politics than most of the liberals I know. Too many liberals I know are lazy, they have a belief system that consists of making fun of Glenn Beck and watching "The Daily Show." Shouldn't their beliefs be challenged, too?
This is a democracy, after all. Isn't it worth understanding a bit more about why approximately half the country votes differently than we do? Isn't it important that we understand why people -- good and legitimate Americans, whose votes count as much as ours -- like Sarah Palin? Isn't it crucial we figure out why any woman would want to defund Planned Parenthood, if only so we could then address the argument? Nobody benefits from sitting in a room, agreeing with everyone else.
Last year, Janet sent me a gift subscription for the National Review. Maybe it was her way of trying, like I am here, to understand how we can be so different and yet the same. Maybe it was a wish, a kind of magical thinking, that if I knew what she knew, I would think how she thinks. It didn't work. In fact, I now often receive solicitations for causes and candidates I find objectionable. Every time I have to unsubscribe from something, tear up a brochure or tell someone on the telephone how disgusted I am with his or her mandate, I think again about how deep our differences run, mine and Janet's, and I wonder if this is all worth it.
Then I remember the things that don't get discussed in our debates -- how she held my hand through a recent surgical procedure, rubbing it and distracting me the way a mother would, how she calms my fears about parenting, how she has been a family to me in a town where I have none. How that right-wing, gun-loving, flag-wearing, union-busting Republican still thinks, after all this time, and with so much information to the contrary, that I can lose and keep off weight.
I can't help it. I love her.
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This is what libs call "diversity".
Taffy sounds completely insufferable.
Great article, can't wait to show to my wife before we go shootin'.
>She lives in Beverly Hills; I live in an area just beyond it where the potholes are reminiscent of Sarajevo and the government is broke.<
BS. It’s the Dummycrap who lives in Bev Hills. She must be talking about Culver City.
Janet, time to trade up, honey.
"I can believe her parents named her Taffy, they must have wanted a cat"
I would love to hear Janet’s side of the story.
I love Janet too. She isn’t an anonymous armchair warrior. She’s the real deal. A true asset to conservatism. She walks the walk.
Jesus said go where the sinners are.
Rhetorically, metaphorically, sycophlatulently, Taffy shore can write.
I’d be proud to have Janet as a friend or neighbor. I’d be embarrassed to admit to knowing the author.
Janet should have better taste in friends.
I have no doubt
Must have been a refreshing change from the authors liberal friends...
No, it's not. Never has been.
However, this woman's Republican friend must have met her during 'Be Kind To Animals Week'.
I like Janet.
it makes my skin crawl to hear how liberals think
hee hee hee... did you make that up?
There is always hope. She could start listening to her now that she has all the cons out of the way.
This is a great article.
I’m actually life-long friends with a liberal all the way back to high school. It’s very tough to maintain the friendship after we got into it over obamacare.
We used to get together for lunch twice a year, but it didn’t happen last year.
This person volunteered for hillary and loves obamacare.
Starting with her Hillary-approved three-part name: Taffy Brodesser-Akner.
We're going to see more and more of these very strange kind of articles i the comng months. See, Hillary has a problem - she has to differentiate herself from Obama enough to catch the middle Kennedy-democrat centrist Rats who have an appreciation for certain survival-level conservative ideas, without losing the her liberal Rat base who would bail on her for Obama.
It's a veeeery delicate sitchyayshun.
As a result, three-named Taffy's are going to be poppin out of the woodwork, crunching granola with one had while target-shooting at the range with the other, all while talking about PMS bloating and shoe fashions while mixing in crypto-Marxist allusions to class warfare and sexism.
No joke, just look at the article again, that's what it is.
We are in the Twilight Zone, and there is an army of Taffy Brodesser-Akners in black pantsuits and horse-pearl necklaces striving mightily for a pat on the head and a gold sticker from Her Heinous.
"Taffy Brodesser-Akner has written for the Los Angeles Times, Salon, and Babble, among other publications. She lives with her husband, Claude, and her son, Ezra, in Los Angeles."
The problem is there are so many of them out there, and last time around, they voted for obama.
I have a friend that used to be the biggest lib. I would just tell her she was full of crap. We have been friends for over 30 yrs and about 16 yrs ago I finally turned her. Lol. Now she is almost as bad as me.
How is that possible?
When we got into it over obamacare, I offered to send e-mails that would explain the TRUE FACTS. She told me not to bother because she wouldn't even open them.
She's pro-choice, went to a gay wedding 2 years ago, and is fanatical about obamacare.
They dont think, they feel.That is the problem with moonbats.
I have liberal friends. We rarely talk politics. One told me a little socilism was a good thing. I told her that was like being a little pregnant. We both laughed. Most people come by their politics through family, spouses, or University. They just know one thing. I understand both sides. I decided on my own what kind of country I prefer. I was not taught politics by family, University or a husband. I learned it by living.
>>>Taffy sounds completely insufferable.
+1. FR needs a “like” button :)
Gaseous arrogance?? :)
Arrogant or condescending. She is doing the same thing that liberals used to do with blacks. “I have a black friend” type of comment. “I have a Republican friend. See how tolerant I am?”
Hey people, haven't you read my book?
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The really good news is I printed this article and put it in my medicine cabinet. Gonna save me $$$ not having to stock the ipecac any more.
Taffy's brain cells have apparently not completely given up firing. Where there is life, there is hope.
At some point, it is to be hoped, Taffy will realize that the things that she thinks are contradictions are not contradictions at all.
And Janet sounds like a saintly soul.
This woman’s big revelation is that perhaps she should go way out on a limb and actually think a bit about the issues she feels so passionately about. Wow.
“I sometimes wonder why liberals, who are so enamored of the freedom to do any damn thing they want, even take government money when it constricts their freedoms.”
Taffy dear, have you figured out an answer to that yet.
Awesome. That’s never happened to me.
She and her whole family were workers. Then tragedy started. Her sister got cancer and couldn’t really get any help and died. That started the turn. When her mother got sick and she started looking for resources to help her I could really see a change. She figured out that she had been suckered all along. I, of course, just kept pounding on the difference between the makers and the takers. Lol
After her husband died her right wing son moved in with her and really educated her.
What cave does the broad who wrote tis article live in??
Geeze, what an uninformed idiot. If I was Janet, I wold waste my time on someone like that.
Step one: don’t have friends who are liberals. Has worked for me for years and my stress level is much lower. Would be eliminated completely if I could pick my relatives, LOL.
among all the cheap shots in this are saying nobody remembered the day Reagan died was the biggest...
No kidding! Didn’t she see the solid lines of people along the roads and freeways?
Or didn’t she bother to look?
Taffy had better keep this friend. Imagine someone who is a true conservative,and doesn’t make her feel like a moron! That’s some friend! Bob
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[S]he stands for all the things I find bad and wrong in the world."
Loved this line, especially from someone named "Taffy"!
Amen to that, Hoosier Catholic Momma!
I was about to say the same thing before I read this.
What an ignorant, parochial bint.