The article you posted is by very definition a piece of fanfiction.
That’s why I want to know why it is considered news.
The Washington Post did its job. It got you to read this piece of drivel, post it, and link it back to its website.
The Washington Post did its job.
As is often the case with the media..........
It is therapeutic, in an ironic way, to read the 150+ comments to the WP 'article' with more coming in every minute. It reminds us of the seething hatred for the truth out there. If I were Gov. Palin, it just might make me angry enough to reconsider.
BTW, the WP doesn't need hits.