Skip to comments.Cunning Sarah Palin gives boost to Newt Gingrich (Mild Barf Alert)
Posted on 01/18/2012 10:53:42 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
Youve got to admire Sarah Palins cunning even if your eardrums cant take her squeal.
If Newt Gingrich wins Saturday in South Carolina, she can claim total credit. She just endorsed him sort of.
If he even gets close and hes closer to Mitt Romney in two new polls she can point to her last-minute vote of confidence. If I had to vote in South Carolina, she told Fox News Sean Hannity on Tuesday, in order to keep things going, I would vote for Newt.
If things dont go well, hey, shes got lots of wiggle room.
She didnt endorse him. She just said shed vote for Newt on Saturday so the race doesnt end now. Iron sharpens iron, steel sharpens steel, she said, which I guess means the GOP-ers need to sharpen up so the media and those on the left cant anoint Mitt Romney.
Ive never gotten that thinking. Oba-mites would surely prefer Newt or Rick Santorum to Romney and all his harking back to a simpler, white picket fence America.
But in any case, Newt just tweeted her words to millions and says shes in his cabinet, and just when you thought Sarah and Todd who did endorse Newt were fading away, shes back, a possible kingmaker!
Whats so clear is that she cant stomach Mitt, who just said collecting $374,327 in speaking fees in a year is not very much.
Maybe youve seen the embarrassing picture of Mitt addressing a teeny-tiny crowd in Florence, S.C.
That would never happen to megawatt Sarah, whos still adored by millions even after clubbing halibut to death on her weird TV show.
With Hannity on Tuesday, she gushed over Rick Perry for showing up at Mondays debate with Texas chili and some Dr. Pepper. She said Santorum had opponents on the ropes and compared Newt to South Carolinas own Smokin Joe Frazier.
Heres what Mitt said Monday: When I get invited, Im delighted to be able to go hunting.
No wonder 2 percent of Americans think Mitts real first name is Mittens.
When Hannity finally asked, Would you be against Gov. Romney being the nominee? Sarah couldnt even say Mitts name.
She referred to him obliquely, and dismissively, as todays front-runner who has all the campaign cash and the more moderate candidate.
Then she added, I dont believe that he with the most money actually has to be the one who wins.
Mama grizzly gores Mittens.
But even if her faux endorsement helps Newt, goofball Mitt still has the nomination. Then Sarah fades away again, for good.
Wow, like, it's SO hard to spot one of Hillary's bitches.
And every one of the stupid cows actually believes she's special to Hillary.
Now THAT is funny!
I can think of a couple here.. as a matter of fact.. one of the names is REAL close to that of Margery ;)
Unless they’re a Saudi “married” to a disgraced former congressman, they’re not very “special” to her at all.
Okay, I’m outed, vet. Were you thinking about me? (Just kidding.) Guess I could have written this column, but I would have credited Sarah, for sitting on her endorsement to protect Newt from the fallout nationally if she had declared her endorsment for him. It would have hurt him in national polls possibly, and frankly people have made up their mind on their candidate anyway. She forever pleases those whom she pleases, and irritates endlessly those who are not enthralled, so her endorsement is always going to be a wash, along with everything she says is a wash, because so many are divided about her relevance.
Just had to respond. Cheers to you though, as always. Rita
Newt’s Co-Secretaries of Energy Todd & Sarah Palin!!
Brilliant interview by Sarah... maybe inspired..
NooT got a real boost.. Myth got “dissed”...
Have you ever heard this witch screech? BTW, her photo is a major touch up...MAJOR!
Margery Eagan untouched.
Rode hard, put away wet.
You would know. (~;
SMACK DOWN WILLARD ROMNEY!
I heard today that Sarah Palin had been offered $4mil to pose nude in Playboy. Michelle Obama also received an offer to pose nude,...by National Geographic for $50 (and two large bottles of Orange Crush)...
How bizzarre, getting fish fresh from its natural environment - aren't those the things that are supposed to come wrapped in cellophane in the supermarket?
She has that same chipmunk-look as Hillary.
“Margery Eagan: Youve got to admire Sarah Palins cunning even if your eardrums cant take her squeal.”
Talk about an utter lack of self-awareness.
Margery does a morning drive show on the radio in Boston. Her voice makes nails on a chalkboard soothing, her laugh (a fake, forced cackle) is enough to make you turn the dial and listen to rap music. She and her cohost, Jim Braude, the prototypical Massachusetts liberal democratic smartass, constantly talk over each other.
Someone suggested that the reason Boston traffic is so awful is that so many accidents were caused by people listening to Margery and Jim driving into ditches and bridge abutments just to make them stop talking.
I hope, I hope, I hope, squeals the cunning runt.
I love it when the lefty's use my dyslexic ploy of cunning runt when they refer to Sarah.
They so hate and fear Sarah, that it is impossible for them to be rational whenever she is even mentioned.