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Write A Democrat Doomsday Prediction
Vanity | 9/8/12 | Repulicandonkey

Posted on 09/08/2012 6:28:19 AM PDT by Repulican Donkey

Crazy John Lewis says segregation is coming back if Obama loses in November. Yes, it is pathetic. Butlet's have some fun. Write your best absurd Democrat doomsday prediction. Here goes mine: "If Romney and Ryan win they're going to take away your toilets"


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KEYWORDS: election; republican; romney
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1 posted on 09/08/2012 6:28:25 AM PDT by Repulican Donkey
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Obama loses in November, the kittens and puppies will all die!


2 posted on 09/08/2012 6:32:02 AM PDT by PBRCat
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To: Repulican Donkey

Toilets won’t be needed since the oceans will rise and flush mankind away!


3 posted on 09/08/2012 6:32:35 AM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: outofsalt

One of the celeb Dem speakers said if Republicans win women will lose the right to vote.


4 posted on 09/08/2012 6:36:53 AM PDT by TigerClaws
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To: Repulican Donkey

Their BIGGEST fear, the mother of ALL FEARS, is that they will actually have to go to work if Republicans get back in charge.


5 posted on 09/08/2012 6:36:54 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer

Big toenail clippers will be forever banned.


6 posted on 09/08/2012 6:38:21 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (I didn't post this. Someone else did.)
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To: Repulican Donkey

You can’t write an absurb prediction. The Democrats already said every stupid thing you can think of. I was watching Laura Ingram on the O’Reilly Factor last night and she had some “expert on race and politics” on. This person, with circus clown hair and uncontrollable giggles, said that Romney wanted to take away women’s right to vote, their freedom of “choice”, their ability to get an education, and access to healthcare.

With that level of stupid on display, Laura tried to nail her down on just one of those asinine claims: the right to vote.

Well, Clown Hair just replied that voter ID is what she’s talking about.

Women can’t get IDs?? Really?

But if I had to make a crazy Democrat preciction, I’ll go with this one:

“I Romney is elected, he will take away the free pony that Obama promised you in 2008.”

Or if they are being subtle, they could claim:

“Romney is a Mormon and you know that Mormons don’t believe in unicorns, so if Romney is elected, all the unicorns will die.” (This one works for the anti-Mormons here on FR too.)


7 posted on 09/08/2012 6:39:26 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Repulican Donkey

“If Romney and Ryan win, the poor workers at Solyndra won’t be getting any more taxpayer money!”

Oh wait...that’s probably true.


8 posted on 09/08/2012 6:40:13 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Romney and Ryan win all women will be forced to have babies.


9 posted on 09/08/2012 6:40:51 AM PDT by CPOSharky (zero slogan: Expect less, pay more. (apologies to Target))
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To: Repulican Donkey

You grandma will take about your Wii and make you look for a job.


10 posted on 09/08/2012 6:42:51 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Upon losing, Democrats will unanimously rally round the cry that the word “job” is a racsist term....


11 posted on 09/08/2012 6:45:26 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Teachers will no longer be allowed to give students the answers on national standards assessment tests, leading to even worse results for U.S. students compared to the rest of the world and widening the achievement gap between whites and Asians on one side and other minorities on the other.


12 posted on 09/08/2012 6:46:06 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Repulican Donkey

HA! Why make them up? The Leftists have already given us theirs, via Twitter:

Ellen Barkin: “ if Obama loses the election. A police state will be just around the corner.” No s**t.#Terrified” (Asterisks mine.)”

Lady Gaga: ““# i say we try to build a new planet and all go live there.”

And the ever-popular “#ifobamadontwin” is pure comedy gold:

#they are going to close down every McDonald’s cuz Mitt Romney kno black people like it
#we going back to the cotton fields. Lightskin niggas finna turn darkskin. & darkskin niggas finna turn to ashes
#it’s back to Africa for ALL of us. Or slavery. The choice is yours.
#Gas Will Cost $9.99 A Gallon.
#they gone put all our asses in concentration camps Lika hoe
# Im knocking out the first white person i see
#who down with overtaking the government?
#IMA START A RIOT IMA START A RIOT!!!!!!


13 posted on 09/08/2012 6:46:13 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Repulican Donkey
If Obama wins, he'll issue an Executive Order banning Vanities on FR................
14 posted on 09/08/2012 6:46:40 AM PDT by varon (The silent patriots stand guard!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

The moon will swallow the sun and darkness will occur in the daytime, unless you bow down and give allegiance and votes to His Majesty, Emperor Obama of the North American Republic.


15 posted on 09/08/2012 6:49:05 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Republicans win, bras will be illegal and all feminine products will be privatized. :o)


16 posted on 09/08/2012 6:49:13 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Repulican Donkey

This looks like fun bump for later!


17 posted on 09/08/2012 6:49:27 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Old Sarge

Loony left caterwauling will continue unabated.


18 posted on 09/08/2012 6:52:23 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

People will be judged by their character and abilities rather than by their skin color or sex.


19 posted on 09/08/2012 6:53:19 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Repulican Donkey
Butlet's have some fun.

I deeply resent being called a 'butlet'.....:-)

20 posted on 09/08/2012 6:53:42 AM PDT by tbpiper
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Polygamy will be legal, miscegenation will be outlawed.


21 posted on 09/08/2012 6:56:50 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Gaffer

If Romney and Ryan win, they’ll force you to pay for your own birth control.


22 posted on 09/08/2012 6:56:59 AM PDT by ez (When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.)
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To: ez

They really don’t care about birth control...it defeats the purpose of qualifying for the super-bennies......


23 posted on 09/08/2012 6:58:04 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Graduates with a Master of Fine Arts, will have to bus tables to pay off their student loans.


24 posted on 09/08/2012 6:59:38 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Romney/Ryan win all women will be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.


25 posted on 09/08/2012 7:01:57 AM PDT by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Social Security will longer cover free diapers just when democrats will need them the most.


26 posted on 09/08/2012 7:02:02 AM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: Repulican Donkey

Sorry. I just can’t bring myself to think like a liberal.


27 posted on 09/08/2012 7:03:22 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (oboy)
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Romney/Ryan win, all the reparations will stop.


28 posted on 09/08/2012 7:06:46 AM PDT by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (The "p" in Democrat stands for patriotism.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

The prime meridian for time and longitude will be moved from Greenwich to meridian currently located at 111° 52’ 34’’.8 W


29 posted on 09/08/2012 7:09:14 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Repulican Donkey

,,,,,, Hang on granny “HELLS COMIN’ TO BREAKFAST” .


30 posted on 09/08/2012 7:10:24 AM PDT by Lionheartusa1 (-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

OTOH if Romney loses, the prime meridian will be shifted to 39° 49’ 33’’.96 E.


31 posted on 09/08/2012 7:16:15 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Repulican Donkey
Paris Jackson, the daughter of Michael Jackson (the singer, not the talk show host) says she will move to Africa if Romney/Ryan wins.
32 posted on 09/08/2012 7:17:21 AM PDT by Fiji Hill (Deo Vindice!)
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To: Fiji Hill

America’s gain will be Africa’s loss.


33 posted on 09/08/2012 7:18:16 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Fiji Hill

And thereby increase the average IQ on two continents.


34 posted on 09/08/2012 7:19:06 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Old Sarge

Who’s sending out those tweets? The marketing department at Glock?


35 posted on 09/08/2012 7:21:21 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Romney and Ryan take office then gun stores will be able to sell guns to straw purchasers and flood criminal organizations with high powered automatic assault weapons.

If Romney and Ryan take office then children in public schools will no longer be able to read or perform basic math.


36 posted on 09/08/2012 7:23:49 AM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Romney/Ryan wins you won’t be able to drive or cook because they will take away the wheel and fire. And you will have to slice your own bread.


37 posted on 09/08/2012 7:24:27 AM PDT by erkyl (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
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To: Repulican Donkey

The stars will fall from the sky like figs dropping from trees!


38 posted on 09/08/2012 7:26:07 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: mosaicwolf
and having back-alley abortions all simultaneously !
39 posted on 09/08/2012 7:28:17 AM PDT by Reily
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To: Repulican Donkey

A vote for Romney/Ryan is a vote for an alien invasion from Nibiru and the subsequent decimation of mankind as we are eaten by them. Women and minorities (who are very tasty) will suffer the most.


40 posted on 09/08/2012 7:31:33 AM PDT by Dr. Thorne (Democrats - The Treasonous Pervert Party)
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To: Repulican Donkey

We are all gonna die!.....women, children and minority groups severely impacted!


41 posted on 09/08/2012 7:32:31 AM PDT by Reily
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Romney is elected, civil rights leaders will only be able to speak in a kind of insane hyperbole... kind of like now.


42 posted on 09/08/2012 7:34:20 AM PDT by Dr. Thorne (Democrats - The Treasonous Pervert Party)
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To: Bryanw92

“If Romney is elected, all unicorns will die”.......it’s never brownies or fairies or trolls.....it always has to be unicorns......and it’s never that we’ll get zits or have a hangnail, it’s always about dead unicorns.....sheesh......if you really want to scare the Democrats, write that if Romney is elected, blueunicorn6 is going to be in charge of Hollywood and all education....that’ll make them wet their pants.


43 posted on 09/08/2012 7:46:27 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: varon
If Obama wins, he'll issue an Executive Order banning Vanities on FR.

There, fixed it.

44 posted on 09/08/2012 7:49:52 AM PDT by ConservativeChris (I feel like Marvin Boggs!)
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To: 2nd Bn, 11th Mar

“Oprah” will be banned.

All lunch breaks will be declared illegal.

Membership in unions will result in your incarceration.

Jerry’s Kids will have to walk alone.

All life as we know it will instantly end as every cell in your body explodes at the speed of light (don’t cross the streams!)

“Barney” will be executed.

Women will no longer be permitted to think.

Evil, greedy corporations will own you.

Vegetarians will be chained to a wall and fed meatballs with a slingshot.

Senior citizens will be rounded up and sent to gulags to die.

Have I left anything out?


45 posted on 09/08/2012 7:57:36 AM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: Repulican Donkey

Gonna be hard to top Biden: “They gonna put y’all back in chains.”


46 posted on 09/08/2012 8:04:23 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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If Romney/Ryan win, everyone voting this year will be DEAD IN 100 YEARS!!!!!!

That one scares me...

47 posted on 09/08/2012 8:09:03 AM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Repulican Donkey

If Obama loses in November, nobody gets a pony.


48 posted on 09/08/2012 8:11:13 AM PDT by chuckee
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To: Repulican Donkey

Win or loose ,,, shtf


49 posted on 09/08/2012 8:15:32 AM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: Repulican Donkey
On the bright side.....If Obama wins there will be millions of gay marriages and thousands of govt. subsidized abortion clinics springing up all over. We should let it be, because it would only take a few generations and there would be very few liberals left. They would become close to extinction. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
50 posted on 09/08/2012 8:15:57 AM PDT by Cindy of Nashville (What has the Democrat party become???)
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