Skip to comments.Comical Thread:If You Were Darrell Issa,What Questions Would You Asked Of Lois Lerner?
Posted on 03/08/2014 7:14:12 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
Put yourself in Darrell's shoes.It's been three questions so far and Lois is still giving you the "Sargaent Schultz Response".By this time you have lost your patience and decide to mess with her.What Darrell should of done was ask her "Miss Lerner,Are You A Conservative Who Despises Liberals,or a "Liberal Who Despises Conservatives"?.Darrell had the opportunity to make her look like a fool if he had just asked a few simple questions just to see if she answered them.Can you imagine if he had asked:,Miss Lerner,are you a Male,Female,or "Gender Neutral"?, Now that would of made for an interesting response from Miss Lerner.
It would of been hysterical if Darrell had pulled a Monty Python on her and asked her some of those “Infamous Bridge Of Death” questions.
Depends if you find “On the advice of my counsel, I respectfully exercise my Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer that question” an “interesting response” over and over.
He should have asked her ‘do you really mean that you won’t answer the question because you would incriminate yourself? ‘.
Should personnel employed by the United States Government be allowed to dis-enfranchise the Citizens of the United States for political purposes?
“What are you wearing?” ;)
“Were you abusing the power of your office for ideological reasons, for bribery or because of blackmail?”
Mizz Lerner, how do you spell Respect?
Have you ever lièd under oath? Would be one of my fïrst questions
Mizz Lerner,what smells worse, Ed Schultz in a mens room stall or when a bear craps in the woods?
Darrell should have been the first to exclaim!”! I’m tired of dis”!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Slowest Learner.
“Ms Lerner, you keep telling us ‘On the advice of my counsel’. I believe that is your counsel sitting there by you. I don’t see him giving you any advice. If he doesn’t talk to you, how can you possibly know what advice he would give you on a question? Do you have telepathic powers? Do you have super powers? Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound? Can your face stop a clock? And you Sir, Ms Lerner’s Counsel, what kind of advice are you giving this poor woman? Look at her. Brown shoes with that outfit she’s wearing. You should be thrown in jail for violating the laws of good taste. And speaking of good taste, Ms Lerner, what kind of liquor were you drinking before you came to this hearing? Do you have any left? Would you share? Don’t look at your Counsel. I’ll bet the old skinflint never shares a bottle with anyone. He looks like the type that would water down his booze anyway. Now, where were we? Oh, yes, you were going to give us a demonstration of your telepathic skills. What am I thinking right now? Wrong! I was thinking about bean dip. Now, don’t you look the fool? Go ahead, ask your Counsel for advice on answering that one. He shaves. He knows what a fool looks like. I have no more questions for the witness. I have lots of disgust for her, but no more questions.”
Lois, have you seen my spine?
Lois, why am I such a pussy?
What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
Lois,do you know what the capitol of Europe is?
He’d be better to ask her questions like that since A: He hacks the integrity to ask real ones relevant to the issue and B: She lacks any integrity at all.
May as well so stand-up.
Mizz Lerner,One in five US Americans cannot locate New Jersey on a US Map and also believe that Franklin Roosevelt is our current President.Maybe you can explain this ?
Ms Lerner, where would you like to serve your prison time?
Lois, what do you like to do for fun besides kicking little puppies?
“Is it true, Ms. Lerner, that you are a man in drag?
Lois, what is your personal opinion about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s movie/Stephen King’s book “The Running Man”?
Lois, at what point did you make the assumption that Orwell’s book “1984” was an instruction manual and policy handbook?
Lois, do you have any personal connection with the numbers ‘451” or “1138” and do they hold a special meaning for you?
Lastly and in sum Lois, have you ever had a conscious realization that there is a substantial difference between fantasy and reality?
What was it like dating Superman ?
My understanding is that if she answers any single question, she loses her 5th Amendment protections - so, I would wither her with pertinent questions and then try to get her with an innocuous one, to catch her off guard. Such as:
“Do you need a break?”
If she answers, I would immediately move to compel her to testify ...
“If your guilty of a felony, say: ‘On advice of counsel...’
How much bribe money are you getting?
It was determined she already waived the 5 rights last go around. Which is why she was there again. She can either testify or face whatever consequences the spineless Issa will hit her with.
Miss Lerner,is it true that Robin Is Gay?
Miss Lerner,what came first?,The Chicken,The Egg,Or Bill Clinton.
That is an old trick but usually the question pertains to something outrageous such as are you having an affair with a co-worker?
then again ISSA should have asked her you are afraid to answer because you fear incriminating yourself, why did you answer questions from the
does that not show you have no fear of prosecution?
Are you afraid your answers might put your life in danger from those above you who implemented this violation of rights?
let her not answer...the bell has been rung in public...
How much time are you willing to spend in prison before you answer my questions?
Ms. Lerner, I have noticed that permanent scowl on your face. How long have you had that spiked corncob up your arse?
Mizz Lerner,any chance you have seen the movie “The Wizard Of Oz”?, I ask you this question because you resemble one of the stars of this classic story.
Which wicked witch are you thinking of?
Ms Lerner, has Obama healed the oceans?
Have you ever stopped lying under oath, would be mine?
My question would be “do you like screwing the American people because you are too ugly too get laid?”
Waterboard ... early and often.
How do you like your jail cell?
Ms. Lerner, do you have a mind shaft gap or are you into knotted nylons?
This Pony show is just that. Until Bonehead gets up a special select committee, it is all a charade.
Basic orange, green and white stripes, or black and white stripes?
Mizz Lerner,on a scale from 1 to 4,10 being the highest,how would you rate Harry Reid?
“Ms. Lerner, I’m ORDERING YOU to say On the advice of my counsel, I respectfully exercise my Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer that question”. Will you finally, at long last, comply with this committee?”
Just two questions:
she should be on that monty python bridge and asked all of those questions.lets see how long before God shoots her off into the air.
“Ms. Lerner, you yourself have said that you are ‘not very good at math.’ Are you sure you mean to take the Fifth Amendment, and not the Fourth or Sixth?”