Skip to comments.Comical Thread:If You Were Darrell Issa,What Questions Would You Asked Of Lois Lerner?
Posted on 03/08/2014 7:14:12 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
Put yourself in Darrell's shoes.It's been three questions so far and Lois is still giving you the "Sargaent Schultz Response".By this time you have lost your patience and decide to mess with her.What Darrell should of done was ask her "Miss Lerner,Are You A Conservative Who Despises Liberals,or a "Liberal Who Despises Conservatives"?.Darrell had the opportunity to make her look like a fool if he had just asked a few simple questions just to see if she answered them.Can you imagine if he had asked:,Miss Lerner,are you a Male,Female,or "Gender Neutral"?, Now that would of made for an interesting response from Miss Lerner.
It would of been hysterical if Darrell had pulled a Monty Python on her and asked her some of those “Infamous Bridge Of Death” questions.
Depends if you find “On the advice of my counsel, I respectfully exercise my Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer that question” an “interesting response” over and over.
He should have asked her ‘do you really mean that you won’t answer the question because you would incriminate yourself? ‘.
Should personnel employed by the United States Government be allowed to dis-enfranchise the Citizens of the United States for political purposes?
“What are you wearing?” ;)
“Were you abusing the power of your office for ideological reasons, for bribery or because of blackmail?”
Mizz Lerner, how do you spell Respect?
Have you ever lièd under oath? Would be one of my fïrst questions
Mizz Lerner,what smells worse, Ed Schultz in a mens room stall or when a bear craps in the woods?
Darrell should have been the first to exclaim!”! I’m tired of dis”!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Slowest Learner.
“Ms Lerner, you keep telling us ‘On the advice of my counsel’. I believe that is your counsel sitting there by you. I don’t see him giving you any advice. If he doesn’t talk to you, how can you possibly know what advice he would give you on a question? Do you have telepathic powers? Do you have super powers? Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound? Can your face stop a clock? And you Sir, Ms Lerner’s Counsel, what kind of advice are you giving this poor woman? Look at her. Brown shoes with that outfit she’s wearing. You should be thrown in jail for violating the laws of good taste. And speaking of good taste, Ms Lerner, what kind of liquor were you drinking before you came to this hearing? Do you have any left? Would you share? Don’t look at your Counsel. I’ll bet the old skinflint never shares a bottle with anyone. He looks like the type that would water down his booze anyway. Now, where were we? Oh, yes, you were going to give us a demonstration of your telepathic skills. What am I thinking right now? Wrong! I was thinking about bean dip. Now, don’t you look the fool? Go ahead, ask your Counsel for advice on answering that one. He shaves. He knows what a fool looks like. I have no more questions for the witness. I have lots of disgust for her, but no more questions.”
Lois, have you seen my spine?
Lois, why am I such a pussy?
What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
Lois,do you know what the capitol of Europe is?
He’d be better to ask her questions like that since A: He hacks the integrity to ask real ones relevant to the issue and B: She lacks any integrity at all.
May as well so stand-up.
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