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Comical Thread:If You Were Darrell Issa,What Questions Would You Asked Of Lois Lerner?

Posted on 03/08/2014 7:14:12 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016

Put yourself in Darrell's shoes.It's been three questions so far and Lois is still giving you the "Sargaent Schultz Response".By this time you have lost your patience and decide to mess with her.What Darrell should of done was ask her "Miss Lerner,Are You A Conservative Who Despises Liberals,or a "Liberal Who Despises Conservatives"?.Darrell had the opportunity to make her look like a fool if he had just asked a few simple questions just to see if she answered them.Can you imagine if he had asked:,Miss Lerner,are you a Male,Female,or "Gender Neutral"?, Now that would of made for an interesting response from Miss Lerner.


TOPICS: Campaign News; Issues; Parties; U.S. Congress
KEYWORDS: loislerner; lyingliars; obamascandals; supermansgirlfriend

1 posted on 03/08/2014 7:14:12 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

It would of been hysterical if Darrell had pulled a Monty Python on her and asked her some of those “Infamous Bridge Of Death” questions.


2 posted on 03/08/2014 7:15:13 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016; Revolting cat!; GeronL

3 posted on 03/08/2014 7:15:31 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Depends if you find “On the advice of my counsel, I respectfully exercise my Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer that question” an “interesting response” over and over.


4 posted on 03/08/2014 7:16:25 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

He should have asked her ‘do you really mean that you won’t answer the question because you would incriminate yourself? ‘.


5 posted on 03/08/2014 7:18:44 PM PST by originalbuckeye (Moderation in temper is always a virtue; moderation in principle is always a vice. Paine)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Should personnel employed by the United States Government be allowed to dis-enfranchise the Citizens of the United States for political purposes?


6 posted on 03/08/2014 7:19:55 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/ ?s)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016
“Precisely who ordered you to persecute conservative 501(c)(4) organizations seeking tax exempt status, keeping in mind that is has been determined by this committee that your Fifth Amendment Rights were waived when you decided to make an unsolicited statement at the hearings you were first summoned to which means that if you continue to attempt to invoke the Fifth Amendment Rights that we have deemed waived it will most likely result in your incarceration until such a time as you decide to provide an honest testimonial that we have requested.”
7 posted on 03/08/2014 7:22:13 PM PST by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

“What are you wearing?” ;)


8 posted on 03/08/2014 7:22:59 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

“Were you abusing the power of your office for ideological reasons, for bribery or because of blackmail?”


9 posted on 03/08/2014 7:23:52 PM PST by sjmjax (Politicans are much like bananas. They start off green, turn yellow then rot.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Mizz Lerner, how do you spell Respect?


10 posted on 03/08/2014 7:24:33 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Have you ever lièd under oath? Would be one of my fïrst questions


11 posted on 03/08/2014 7:25:05 PM PST by jsanders2001
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Lol!


12 posted on 03/08/2014 7:25:07 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Mizz Lerner,what smells worse, Ed Schultz in a mens room stall or when a bear craps in the woods?


13 posted on 03/08/2014 7:28:18 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Darrell should have been the first to exclaim!”! I’m tired of dis”!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Slowest Learner.


14 posted on 03/08/2014 7:29:26 PM PST by Recompennation (Constitutional protection for all not ju st selectively for Democrats.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016
  1. Do you agree with the assessment that there is no trace of corruption in the IRS?
  2. Do you believe that your life is in danger should you not take the fifth amendment in these proceedings?
  3. How would you describe the discrepancy in ration of unhindered acceptance of tax-exempt status for on average to that of conservative/tea-party/types?
  4. Did you ever give any instructions that might have contributed to that discrepancy?
  5. Did you ever receive any instructions that might have caused that discrepancy?
  6. If so, who did those orders come from?

15 posted on 03/08/2014 7:44:59 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

“Ms Lerner, you keep telling us ‘On the advice of my counsel’. I believe that is your counsel sitting there by you. I don’t see him giving you any advice. If he doesn’t talk to you, how can you possibly know what advice he would give you on a question? Do you have telepathic powers? Do you have super powers? Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound? Can your face stop a clock? And you Sir, Ms Lerner’s Counsel, what kind of advice are you giving this poor woman? Look at her. Brown shoes with that outfit she’s wearing. You should be thrown in jail for violating the laws of good taste. And speaking of good taste, Ms Lerner, what kind of liquor were you drinking before you came to this hearing? Do you have any left? Would you share? Don’t look at your Counsel. I’ll bet the old skinflint never shares a bottle with anyone. He looks like the type that would water down his booze anyway. Now, where were we? Oh, yes, you were going to give us a demonstration of your telepathic skills. What am I thinking right now? Wrong! I was thinking about bean dip. Now, don’t you look the fool? Go ahead, ask your Counsel for advice on answering that one. He shaves. He knows what a fool looks like. I have no more questions for the witness. I have lots of disgust for her, but no more questions.”


16 posted on 03/08/2014 7:46:29 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Lois, have you seen my spine?
Lois, why am I such a pussy?


17 posted on 03/08/2014 7:46:36 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?


18 posted on 03/08/2014 7:50:06 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Norm Lenhart

Lois,do you know what the capitol of Europe is?


19 posted on 03/08/2014 7:50:44 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

He’d be better to ask her questions like that since A: He hacks the integrity to ask real ones relevant to the issue and B: She lacks any integrity at all.

May as well so stand-up.


20 posted on 03/08/2014 7:53:02 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: smoothsailing

Mizz Lerner,One in five US Americans cannot locate New Jersey on a US Map and also believe that Franklin Roosevelt is our current President.Maybe you can explain this ?


21 posted on 03/08/2014 7:57:14 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Ms Lerner, where would you like to serve your prison time?


22 posted on 03/08/2014 8:17:53 PM PST by Cyman (We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Lois, what do you like to do for fun besides kicking little puppies?


23 posted on 03/08/2014 8:21:31 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016; rightwingintelligentsia

“Is it true, Ms. Lerner, that you are a man in drag?”


24 posted on 03/08/2014 8:24:16 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Cyman

Lois, what is your personal opinion about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s movie/Stephen King’s book “The Running Man”?

Lois, at what point did you make the assumption that Orwell’s book “1984” was an instruction manual and policy handbook?

Lois, do you have any personal connection with the numbers ‘451” or “1138” and do they hold a special meaning for you?

Lastly and in sum Lois, have you ever had a conscious realization that there is a substantial difference between fantasy and reality?


25 posted on 03/08/2014 8:28:52 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

What was it like dating Superman ?


26 posted on 03/08/2014 8:31:46 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (I just messed up my tagline. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

My understanding is that if she answers any single question, she loses her 5th Amendment protections - so, I would wither her with pertinent questions and then try to get her with an innocuous one, to catch her off guard. Such as:

“Do you need a break?”

If she answers, I would immediately move to compel her to testify ...


27 posted on 03/08/2014 8:39:10 PM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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Ask:

“If your guilty of a felony, say: ‘On advice of counsel...’


28 posted on 03/08/2014 8:47:16 PM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

How much bribe money are you getting?


29 posted on 03/08/2014 8:49:08 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: Lmo56

It was determined she already waived the 5 rights last go around. Which is why she was there again. She can either testify or face whatever consequences the spineless Issa will hit her with.


30 posted on 03/08/2014 8:55:03 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: UCANSEE2

Miss Lerner,is it true that Robin Is Gay?


31 posted on 03/08/2014 9:05:13 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Miss Lerner,what came first?,The Chicken,The Egg,Or Bill Clinton.


32 posted on 03/08/2014 9:19:19 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Lmo56

That is an old trick but usually the question pertains to something outrageous such as are you having an affair with a co-worker?

then again ISSA should have asked her you are afraid to answer because you fear incriminating yourself, why did you answer questions from the
DoJ investigators?
does that not show you have no fear of prosecution?
Are you afraid your answers might put your life in danger from those above you who implemented this violation of rights?

let her not answer...the bell has been rung in public...


33 posted on 03/08/2014 9:22:53 PM PST by rolling_stone
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

How much time are you willing to spend in prison before you answer my questions?


34 posted on 03/08/2014 9:23:14 PM PST by dalereed
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Ms. Lerner, I have noticed that permanent scowl on your face. How long have you had that spiked corncob up your arse?


35 posted on 03/08/2014 9:29:31 PM PST by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED.)
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To: 43north

Mizz Lerner,any chance you have seen the movie “The Wizard Of Oz”?, I ask you this question because you resemble one of the stars of this classic story.


36 posted on 03/08/2014 9:35:49 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Which wicked witch are you thinking of?


37 posted on 03/08/2014 9:44:14 PM PST by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Ms Lerner, has Obama healed the oceans?


38 posted on 03/08/2014 9:50:25 PM PST by BAW ("If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan. Period.")
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To: jsanders2001
Have you ever lièd under oath? Would be one of my fïrst questions

Have you ever stopped lying under oath, would be mine?

39 posted on 03/08/2014 9:55:21 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

My question would be “do you like screwing the American people because you are too ugly too get laid?”


40 posted on 03/08/2014 10:03:07 PM PST by WMarshal (Free citizen, never a subject or a civilian)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Waterboard ... early and often.


41 posted on 03/08/2014 10:44:24 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

How do you like your jail cell?


42 posted on 03/08/2014 11:55:10 PM PST by texgal (end no-fault divorce laws return DUE PROCESS & EQUAL PROTECTION to ALL citizens))
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Ms. Lerner, do you have a mind shaft gap or are you into knotted nylons?


43 posted on 03/09/2014 12:21:04 AM PST by quegley (Pitchforks and torches! Tar and feathers! Time to take the country back!)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

This Pony show is just that. Until Bonehead gets up a special select committee, it is all a charade.


44 posted on 03/09/2014 1:37:41 AM PST by crz
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Basic orange, green and white stripes, or black and white stripes?


45 posted on 03/09/2014 6:16:54 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: smoothsailing

Mizz Lerner,on a scale from 1 to 4,10 being the highest,how would you rate Harry Reid?


46 posted on 03/09/2014 6:25:36 AM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

“Ms. Lerner, I’m ORDERING YOU to say “On the advice of my counsel, I respectfully exercise my Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer that question”. Will you finally, at long last, comply with this committee?”


47 posted on 03/09/2014 6:38:54 AM PDT by RetSignman
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Just two questions:

Blindfold?
Cigarette?


48 posted on 03/09/2014 6:59:16 AM PDT by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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To: Noumenon

she should be on that monty python bridge and asked all of those questions.lets see how long before God shoots her off into the air.


49 posted on 03/09/2014 8:45:42 AM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Clint N. Suhks; Cruz_West_Paul2016

“Ms. Lerner, you yourself have said that you are ‘not very good at math.’ Are you sure you mean to take the Fifth Amendment, and not the Fourth or Sixth?”


50 posted on 03/09/2014 12:23:12 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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