[KC_Conspirator]

Before long there will be claims that Jesus was gay, now that he was black and married.

[theFIRMbss]

>Before long there will be claims that Jesus was gay, now that he was black and married.

We should start our own
Jesus Theory: Ours could be
that Jesus really

was a Freeper who
went back in time to derail
the Roman empire,

and to codify
monotheism in terms
that could be read as

consistent with Rand's
Objectivist corpus... Now,
how does this work, will

ABC contact
me about filming a deep,
probing interview?

[Happy2BMe]

"Before long there will be claims that Jesus was gay, now that he was black and married."

Oh - you haven't heard? - the queer movement has played on the "Jesus was a queer." theme for at least twenty years now.

It seems the passage where Jesus kissed Peter and Peter's laying his head on Jesus' chest are confirmed signs Jesus was one of them.

It must appease their conscience believing their lifetyle of perversion was defined by Christ himself (NOT!).

[Lessismore]

Before long there will be claims that Jesus was gay,

Mid 30's, travels a lot, no visible means of support, hangs out with 12 unmarried guys?

Not gay?

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Before long there will be claims that Jesus was gay, now that he was black and married.

Jesus was a married black metrosexual, originally from Nairobi, who had 4 kids, a villa outside of Jerusalem, and drove the first-century equivalent of an SUV.

This is obviously true because a series of clues that reveal this astonishing history are carefully, secretly and incontrovertibly encoded into the paintings of Vincent van Gogh, the architecture of the Vatican, and the Kama Sutra.