[MrConfettiMan]

ROTFLMAO! Hatch is f'in moron and a spineless turd. Why do the people of Utah keep electing him to the Senate? Oh, right, the same reason the people of Massachusetts keep electing Ted Kennedy...and the people of Pennsylvania keep electing Arlen Specter...and the people of West Virginia keep electing Robert Byrd. Should I keep going? /rhetorical

[Lee Heggy]

"Why do the people of Utah keep electing him to the Senate?"

There's something about how he looks so...um...stuffed in a high collared shirt with that angry sparrow glint in his eye..it's simply irresistable to folks in Utah. As for the others well, maybe the respective gene pools of their electorates should be looked into.

[Freemyland]

"Hatch is f'in moron and a spineless turd."

Well, not having a spine does make it easier for one to bend over and grab one's ankles, which is the Senate Republican standard pose.