Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life -

Yahoo News ^ | November 19, 2003

[UnklGene]

Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Has Hurt Her Love Life -

Wed Nov 19, 1:46 PM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

The intern infamous for her affair with U.S. President Bill Clinton said in the December issue of GQ magazine that she dates occasionally but her romantic relationships have been short-lived.

Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathized with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Lewinsky told the men's magazine.

But Lewinsky also admitted she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be.

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

In the nearly six years since news of Lewinsky's dalliance with Clinton broke, leading to his 1998 impeachment and later acquittal by the U.S. Senate, Lewinsky has designed handbags and, most recently, hosted a reality TV show.

But the woman that nearly cost Clinton the Oval Office said she wanted to dispel rumors that the scandal had made her wealthy.

"One of the huge misconceptions about me in the past few years is that I have made a fortune from this," Lewinsky said. "People who have this idea that I have millions of dollars or even a million, or close to a million, are off their rocker."

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Can she imagine that any guy would want to bear the stigma of having perverted-sex-by-proxy with the Pervert-in-Chief -- who figuratively and literally defiled the White House and all that it stands for??

Just the thought of what went on -- and in -- during Klingon's "relationship" with Monica is enough to gag a maggot on a manure wagon.

Let alone allow for the emotional bonding and situational "mood" that spending an evening -- not to mention a lifetime -- with a slut who turned her father's surname into a code word for an obscene act......

[evolved_rage]

Monica had best go to England to see if Chelsea's "blind" boyfriend has a brother.

[isthisnickcool]

Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach. She finds a magic lamp and rubs it.

A genie pops out of the lamp. The Genie says "I know you. You're Monica Lewinsky and have been very bad. So, you only get one wish! Not three!".

Monica ponders this and tells the Genie: "Well, I could lose a few pounds. Yes! That's it! I'd like to get rid of these love handles!"

The Genie replys to Monica "Your wish is my command".

And poof! Monica's ears vanish!

[Exit148]

The only good thing that this --this -- this -- er,-- that Monica did was save the dress.

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""I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

Yet another selling point for Monica to set forth....

[mdittmar]

The clintons got a new doggie,

[OESY]

Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life

Jeez, I can't imagine why. I would think a lot of those fat cat Democrats would come knocking,
especially since she puts her personals in headlines. Quite a trick.

Well, we know where she's headed, and she's got the handbags already to prove it.

[hispanarepublicana]

So, Monica's love live sucks?

sorry, I couldn't resist.....

[isthisnickcool]

Monica Lewinsky takes her blue dress to the cleaners. She hands it to the old man behind the counter. She does not realize he is hard of hearing and his hearing aid is broken.

Monica says: "I need the stain removed from the front of this blue dress!"

The old man cups his ear and replies: "Eh!? Come again lady?

"No!" Monica replies. "Just mustard this time!"

[Vigilantcitizen]

Tantae clunes isti sunt!

Clunes, aio, maiores esse!

I saved that btw.

[finnman69]

[Snowy]

Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life

Yep, she blew it alright!

[Hat-Trick]

God forbid, please, but if she was ever going to be a member of my family, and attend even periodic get-togethers, we'd all chip in to pay her for a series of dental irradiation treatments.

Hat-Trick

[ErnBatavia]

That....coupled with the fact that she hefts in at about 250 these days.

[onedoug]

But Bubba told her he was going to marry her.

[Hat-Trick]

Tell me that we've already done a caption thread with this picture and I just happened to miss it. Classic photo.

Hat-Trick

[SoKatt]

LOL! Very clever!

[Revolting cat!]

After an article like this in the nation's premier intellectual journal, you can be sure that Monica is going to receive plenty of marriage offers from suitable candidates!

[NautiNurse]

she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be

ROFLMAO!

[Only1choice____Freedom]

Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathized with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

Lorena intimidates, Monica is just nasty. Some guys like that but I don't think they want the world to know who they are. Can you imagine being Monica's bo? The questions you would have to answer!