[mountaineer]

the 200,000 Bush/war protesters in London, just last week

Or some fraction thereof, but Miss Morford doesn't worry her pretty little head with facts.

Hey Mark, you pathetic sack of goo, you'll never have a man like this, even in your wildest dreams:

This is more like what the lovesick Miss Morford goes home with at the end of the day:

[ZOTnot]

Mountaineer,

Too funny!