Skip to comments.the Month Before Christmas or Account of the Socialization of Medicine in the USA
Posted on 11/28/2003 8:28:36 AM PST by putupon
'Twas a month before Christmas, in the Senate and House
RepublicRATs were scheming, led by the White House;
Conservatism? they asked, Geezers votes arent there,
Santa Bush has the answer; well steal HillaryCare®!
As a taxpayer I had nestled all snug in my bed,
Republicans ruled, I had nothing to dread;
Conservatives in charge. Oh, how I did gloat;
I put them in office, with my money and vote.
But in the press there now arouse such a clatter,
I read in the news, Governments now much fatter!
Compassionate Conservatism, it hit me with a flash,
is no more than socialism, Dubyas taking my cash!
Free pills for those, with hair of blue and white as snow
Though they are wealthier than all the rest, you know.
So there before my teary eyes did appear,
A bogus conservative, and a Congress with a sneer,
RINOs and Dubya, grabbed the money so quick,
I am tempted to call each and every one a prick.
To steal income as rapidly as an eagle they came;
Escaping with the loot, W called them by name;
Now, Cantor! now, Allen!, now, Haskert, and Frist!
With us in charge, conservatives can no longer exist!
The dummies are stupid, for our bullshit they did fall!
Their trust and their money, we can take it all!
Conservatism in Congress, away did the dream fly,
Conservatives in the courts, just pie in the sky.
Pandering pols is all we have, there is nothing new,
Well soon be just like Canada, sad but true.