General enlists Hollywood to ignite campaign (Clark gets Maddona's approval on policy matters)

telegragh ^ | 11/30/03 | Julian Coman

[mylife]

Dressed in black, the general told the audience that Hotel California had been his favourite song since the days of his military service in the state.

Me and my friends use to call it the most over-played song that sucks. Sucked back then, still sucks. If I wanted to hear the same guitar chords played over and over and over while some guy drones on about some stupid hotel I`d listen to Heartbreak Hotel by the Elvis Presley. At least that hotel song has feeling baby!

I hear ya metalboy! your screen name seems misleading inregard to your taste for classics!

[okie01]

Disclosures of this nature should be an embarrassment for the Democrats.

But, for some reason, it isn't. They seem utterly impervious to common sense.

[mylife]

Well, I'm convinced. If Clark can impress a brilliant policy giant like Madonna, the debate is over. I think the only thing that could possibly be more convincing would be if he also impressed the brilliant minds of Cher and Babs.

I Just have to wonder, how will Scoop Doogie Poop and the other HollyGiants wiegh in on GWs policies? Inquiring minds need to know!

[Savage Beast]

"General Wesley Clark is spending late nights talking politics with Madonna"

Well that makes more sense than anything else he's done, but poor Madonna must have loaded herself up with NoDoze.

[SouthernFreebird]

Just what we need, a leader who seeks the approval of the worlds oldest slut.

[Shermy]

money laundering is an obvious inferrence...

BTW, Shelton accused Clark of extremely unethical behavior...what did he mean? And why does Clark sit on the board of Messer-Griesheim...a German company with Serbian assets not bombed - AFTER it's representative met with NATO officials planning the bombing campaign???

[lilylangtree]

Turning to H'weirdo for help is just like a liberal leftist RAT's thinking, and is further reason to see this jerk go down the tubes politically.

[lowbridge]

After a 90-minute policy discussion with Madonna in her Los Angeles home recently, a friend of the star was authorised to disclose that "Madonna was very impressed with Gen Clark's intelligence and his vision for America".

Whew! I feel so much better!

Another associate added: "Don't under-estimate this. Madonna is often ahead of the curve."

Explain "Swept Away"

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

Tell me this is a joke. Clark and Dean are both especially moronic candidates. I love it.

[PoorMuttly]

Wow...Madonna !

NOW I know who to vote for to decide the mortal fate of the entire world !

Thanks !!!

[Salman]

Whoredonna? Say what? How is meeting with Whoredonna suppose to help this guy?

Maybe he just wanted to meet her. A fan, you know.

[ServesURight]

I hate Madonna but you've got to give the witch her due. Unlike 90% of musicians who croak after releasing a hot debut album, she has managed to remain in the game for 20 years by reinventing herself.

[nwrep]

Disclosures of this nature should be an embarrassment for the Democrats.

What disclosure? How many swing voters do you think read the Telegraph (U.K.)?

[mylife]

she has managed to remain in the game for 20 years by reinventing herself.

"as Something for me to Poop on!" (apologies to Triumph The insult dog)

And Madonna aside, Wussley is the shameful issue here. But ya know he's pretty good at that reinvention thing too. LOL!

[gop_gene]

CLARK-MADONNA 2004

[maxwellp]

I laughed heartily! Funniest thing I've read in a long time. And Clark wants to be President of the United States! Unreal.

[mylife]

I laughed heartily! Funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Glad I could be of assistance! :^)

[HennepinPrisoner]

Well, golly gee.

If Madonna says Clark is the man to be President, then he must be, like, really really smart and probably the best man for the job!

[HennepinPrisoner]

Just what we need, a leader who seeks the approval of the worlds oldest slut.

You owe me a new keyboard!!

[HennepinPrisoner]