Did Bush Visit Iraq? (Conspiracies-R-Us)

Email now circulating the web | Dec 2. 2003 | by "Hesham"

[Lazamataz]

Subject: Did Bush Visit Iraq?

George. W. Bush did not visit Iraq last week. Or did he?

Many speculate that what we saw on our screens was nothing but a staging that actually took place within the US..

Nothing we've seen proves that AirForce-1 ever left US airspace..

Nevertheless, something was really wrong about this (alleged) visit.. As big as the lie may have been, one BIG question stands out: Are there no people in Iraq? Isn't there an American Ruler? Isn't there the Iraqi leadership the US had appointed? ..

Or is Iraq just US troops in a Thanksgiving party?

Was it totally impossible to drag Bremer (in total secrecy) to show his face? Was it not possible to have some key Iraqi figures show-up for the festivities?..

How can a US president visit a foreign state and yet ignore all the people in charge of that state, all of whom he has personally appointed..

It is either a "staging" as claimed, or yet another insult to the people the US brags about having freed from tyranny.. This an example showing how sad this world has become..

A big big lie or total disrespect for people who were recently invaded in the name of GOOD..

Does it really matter which one is real?

Hesham

[Lazamataz]

Moon landing hoaxes. Now a soundstage with Bush pretending to be in Iraq.

The left is totally, merrily, mad.

[Lazamataz]

The left is literally cracking up.

[cubreporter]

pitiful, pitiful, pitiful desperate excuses for human beings.

[stands2reason]

And to think, all those reporters went along with it!


I read that he met with the Iraqi governing council in private at the Airport.

[KellyAdmirer]

The loony left cracks me up. ;)

[The_Victor]

The left is totally, merrily, mad.

There's good news and bad news

Bad: The left is insane

Good: They're the happy kind.

[Always Right]

I don't want to add to this scandal, but Bush was at my house an hour after he was supposively in Iraq. Just don't tell anyone. What the Left doesn't know yet is that Laura actually runs everything, GW is just her puppet.

[1Old Pro]

I want to know if Hillary's stinky Black pantsuit and pink shirt is tattooed to her body?

[SF Republican]

My gosh these people are falling apart! It is comforting to have grown-ups in charge.

[clintonh8r]

note to self: buy tinfoil futures.

[CedarDave]

And those dead soliders; where do they come from??

Loony left idiots...

[Lazamataz]

And those dead soliders; where do they come from??

Added in by computer.

Think PIXAR.

[Peach]

The left have lost their collective minds.

[onyx]

note to self: buy tinfoil futures.

ROFLMAO! I think we've done this before, but I can't remember the subject.

[Flux Capacitor]

Pres. George W. Bush disembarks from Air Force One
Baghdad, Iraq 11-27-03

[Tijeras_Slim]

The left have lost their collective minds.

That's a shame, because the collective mind is all they have.

[pabianice]

Bush used the same sound stage they used to fake the moon landings.

[weegee]

It's all a conspiracy and those FReepers are in on IT! < /sarcasm >

The Soldier Selected to Sit With the President in Iraq Speaks. FR Exclusive

[Snuffington]

Actually, President Bush isn't a real character. He's a CGI image created in a joint venture by the CIA and the Mossad. Next season... sorry... next term, he's going to be able to fly without the need for Air Force one.

The entire first family and most of the cabinet are all computer generated as well. What, you think real people look that good?

Oddly enough, his dog "Spot," is a real character. But his real name is Fido.

[Lazamataz]

LIES! YOU STAGED THAT PHOTO!

THERE IS NO SUCH PERSON AS GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

[Allegra]

Many speculate that what we saw on our screens was nothing but a staging that actually took place within the US..

Oh, good freakin' grief.

Rush is right...the libs really are hilarious when they're out of power.

[RippleFire]

US President George W. Bush (news - web sites) (C) poses with representatives of he Iraqi Governing Council (L-R) Dr. Mowaffar Al Robaie, Dr. Raja Habib Rhjzai, Dr. Jalal Talabani and Dr. Ahmad Chalabi during a surprise Thanksgiving day visit(AFP/File/Tim Sloan)

Where's my tin foil Stetson?

[Lunatic Fringe]

It's true- I could see the wires during his speech!

[rintense]

Sweet Lord in the sky! This is just crazy.

[Lazamataz]

Sweet Lord in the sky! This is just crazy.

Hey, any party that believes redistributing money creates wealth will believe in anything.

[Miss Marple]

These guys don't even check the papers. There was a picture of President Bush with four members of the Iraqi Governing Council. In fact, I think it got posted on A Day in the Life of President Bush.

[johnb838]

And those dead soliders; where do they come from??

Ah... that's the point... Don't You Get It Man? Thiiink about it! heh heh. They're not letting the TV cameras show the bodies coming back! Because THERE ARE NO BODIES!!!!!!!! hehheh. heh heh. It's all connected, Man... THink about it.

[WhiteGuy]

Did Bush Visit Iraq?

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The election year has offically begun................

[zeaal]

But President Bush is not wearing his ARMY jacket in this photo ... must mean it was taken at another time ... or they flew in these folks weeks ago to Crawford to take this photo. Yep, that's it.

[dfwgator]

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

[Lazamataz]

These guys don't even check the papers. There was a picture of President Bush with four members of the Iraqi Governing Council. In fact, I think it got posted on A Day in the Life of President Bush.

Oh, figures you BushBots would worship a faked picture. You people are so gullible. < /Democrat Underground>

[squidly]

photoshop eheh

[michaelt]

What the Left doesn't know yet is that Laura actually runs everything, GW is just her puppet.

Aw man, you gave away the plot to the TV miniseries "Dubya" which will air on the Soros Broadcasting Network in 2023.

[johnb838]

Was it totally impossible to drag Bremer (in total secrecy) to show his face?

Bremer was THERE, doofus. He was the pretext for inviting the troops to this particular dinner, he was the V.I.P. then General Sanchez started saying "We need someone more senior to start us off. Is there anyone more senior in the house?", and then Dubya came out from behind the curtain with this huge grin on his face, and the crowd went wild, to coin a phrase.

[MinuteGal]

THE NOWHERE MAN
(The Beatles)

"He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody."

Ask Hillary if GW was nowhere and noway in Baghdad.

Leni

[Lazamataz]

Bremer was THERE, doofus.

LIAR! Bremer was called to Washington recently TO FILM THIS AGIT PROP FAKED IRAQ VISIT!

[Ditto]

Was it totally impossible to drag Bremer (in total secrecy) to show his face?

Bremer introduced him.

[SunStar]

How can a US president visit a foreign state and yet ignore all the people in charge of that state, all of whom he has personally appointed.

President Bush met with the leaders of the Governing Council... The Left is getting even more crazed as they continue to lose credibility and power.

[Lazamataz]

Bremer introduced him.

Oh, so Bremer doesn't have a passable double? Are you daft, man? CAN'T YOU SEE THE TRUTH???

[Aeronaut]

Ask Hillary if GW was nowhere and noway in Baghdad.

Was she really in Iraq?

[SunStar]

[cookcounty]

And then they got 300 GI's to secretly come back to the US and get their photos taken with the prez and call home all excited abouted it, fooling all the moms and dads.

Maybe I'm getting prejudiced, but the guy's name is "Hesham," which may indicate that the Islamic Jihadists might have switched his brains to the popular "off" position.

[HarleyD]

Maybe the left was looking for him at 6AM instead of 6PM. :O)

[kjam22]

Man... this one is just made for Michael Rivero.

[SunStar]

Iraqi Council President Jalal Talabani puts on a U.S Army cap before U.S. President George W. Bush arrived to celebrate Thanksgiving Day with U.S. soldiers at Baghdad airport, November 27, 2003.

[woofie]

He was over at my house playing pool the whole time...

[cake_crumb]

Of COURSE the CnC didn't go to Iraq, Hesham. It was all staged, like the tailhook landing the libs threw a fit about and the Apollo moon landing and ESPECIALLY the infidel conspiracy to let the Jews rule the world by creating the propaganda that the world is ROUND!

In fact, Dubai doesn't exist Hesham. It's all a lie by the Vast, Zionist Conspiracy in order to keep the Arabs pliable by giving them a false sense of enjoying autonomy from the evel JOOOOOOZ.

[Miss Marple]

LOL! I also got my fake White House Christmas card today, so I am in a good mood.

[johnb838]

Ahhhh... that explains it. I thought he came back to get instructions from his diabolical master on how to best oppress and torture the long-suffering Iraqi people of Tikrit, but I think you must be accurately.

[Lazamataz]

President Bush met with the leaders of the Governing Council... The Left is getting even more crazed as they continue to lose credibility and power.

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH NOWEAREN'T NOWEAREN'T NOWEAREN'TNOWEAREN'TNOWEAREN'TNOWEAREN'TNOWEAREN'TNOWEAREN'T!!!!