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Did Bush Visit Iraq? (Conspiracies-R-Us)
Email now circulating the web | Dec 2. 2003 | by "Hesham"

Posted on 12/02/2003 11:35:26 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz
The nut cases at demonratunground must of made this one up after making some brownies.
51 posted on 12/02/2003 12:02:17 PM PST by conservativecorner
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To: Lazamataz
Oh Good Grief ... This takes the cake
52 posted on 12/02/2003 12:02:27 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
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To: cubreporter
"pitiful, pitiful, pitiful desperate excuses for human beings."


more like... pitiful, pitiful, pitiful desperate excrement for human beings.
53 posted on 12/02/2003 12:02:27 PM PST by pageonetoo (The WOD is really an assault on YOUR Rights!)
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To: SunStar
"President Bush met with the leaders of the Governing Council."

Yes, but it was at an Air Force base in Nebraska. The hard part was secretly getting the Council back to Baghdad in time for Hillary.

54 posted on 12/02/2003 12:04:14 PM PST by cookcounty
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To: Lazamataz

Stars James Brolin! Need I say more?

55 posted on 12/02/2003 12:05:41 PM PST by Petronski (Living life in a minor key.)
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To: Lazamataz
How do we know there really ever was an Iraq?
56 posted on 12/02/2003 12:05:58 PM PST by cookcounty
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To: Peach
The left have lost their collective minds.

Yea .. and they lose their #1 argument

If Bush wasn't there .. then there was no photo op

58 posted on 12/02/2003 12:06:38 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
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To: Petronski
Note that James Brolin co-starred with notorious wife-beheader OJ Simpson.

COINCIDENCE????!?!?!????!

59 posted on 12/02/2003 12:07:24 PM PST by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999 !)
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To: cookcounty
How do we know there really ever was an Iraq?

It's all a SCAM so BUSHCO can extract more oil out of Iraq... I mean... um......

60 posted on 12/02/2003 12:08:29 PM PST by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999 !)
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To: Lazamataz
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

61 posted on 12/02/2003 12:10:05 PM PST by eyespysomething
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To: Flux Capacitor
BWHAHAHAHA!!!

What this fool doesn't yet realize is, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A PRESIDENT. He left in June to become the shadow leader of the Bildebergers.

62 posted on 12/02/2003 12:11:45 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness
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To: Lazamataz
Is this for real???

No, I mean it.......seriously.......somebody actually SAID this??

63 posted on 12/02/2003 12:11:50 PM PST by ohioWfan (BUSH 2004!! Leadership, Integrity, Morality)
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To: eyespysomething
I think it is time they remove Hitlery from the Matrix.

Just got my supply of Reynolds Wrap in.
64 posted on 12/02/2003 12:12:10 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz
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To: EQAndyBuzz
I think I took the wrong pill.
65 posted on 12/02/2003 12:14:15 PM PST by eyespysomething
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To: Petronski
Stars James Brolin! Need I say more?

*And* O. J. Simpson!

66 posted on 12/02/2003 12:16:01 PM PST by Ichneumon
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To: Lazamataz; All
DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!
67 posted on 12/02/2003 12:17:12 PM PST by AbsoluteJustice (By the time you read this 100 other Freepers will have posted what I have said here!)
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To: Lazamataz
Did 9/11 happen? Afghanistan? Iraq? Did it rain in the Midwest? I don't know. I wasn't there but I remember them being mentioned on TV. :-}

They think of these things because that is the way they think. LOL

68 posted on 12/02/2003 12:17:36 PM PST by tiki
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To: AbsoluteJustice
DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!

NOOOOO!! NOT THE VIKING KITTIES! Please don't sic them onto Laz. I'm your FRIEND....

69 posted on 12/02/2003 12:18:24 PM PST by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999 !)
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To: Miss Marple
These guys don't even check the papers. There was a picture of President Bush with four members of the Iraqi Governing Council. In fact, I think it got posted on A Day in the Life of President Bush.

Then there was the British Airlines pilot .. guess he didn't see air force one after all huh?

70 posted on 12/02/2003 12:20:40 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
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To: AbsoluteJustice
DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!

NO!!!

71 posted on 12/02/2003 12:22:34 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
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To: Lazamataz
LOL yes you are my friend 8)'
72 posted on 12/02/2003 12:23:36 PM PST by AbsoluteJustice (By the time you read this 100 other Freepers will have posted what I have said here!)
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To: Lazamataz
The left have already lost it. I can hardly wait until their radio talk shows starts. It is going to be very entertaining! Frankel will lose his thick glasses! Gerafalo (spl) would lose her voice screaming at callers?
73 posted on 12/02/2003 12:24:06 PM PST by philosofy123
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To: AbsoluteJustice
"DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!"

You kiddin'?? This is too much fun!

74 posted on 12/02/2003 12:26:46 PM PST by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: Lazamataz
Bush was spotted back in Crawford two and a half hours after supposedly leaving Iraq. He must have flown back on the same SR-71 Blackbird that his Daddy flew in order to conceal his trip to Paris for negotiations to delay the release of the Iranian hostages back in 1980. Or perhaps it was the same SR-71 Blackbird that Bush 41 flew to Iran to close the Iran/Contra deal...
75 posted on 12/02/2003 12:30:19 PM PST by gridlock (Americans Coming Together. A good idea, but difficult to do in practice.)
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To: Flux Capacitor
LOL! Excellent!
76 posted on 12/02/2003 12:34:08 PM PST by CaptRon
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To: Lazamataz
Hey Hesham, there is no President, there is no Iraq, there is no US, there are no planes, there is no you, it's all nothing but a huge conspiracy to fool YOU! And it worked. Don't you look stupid! HAHAHAHA
77 posted on 12/02/2003 12:35:17 PM PST by KellyAdmirer
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To: Ichneumon
*And* O. J. Simpson!

Well the movie poster does say "The murders were real."

78 posted on 12/02/2003 12:38:27 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Global warming=fresh picked Ohio bananas. Yummy!)
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To: Lazamataz
I just hope Sheila Jackson Lee doesn't get hold of Hesham's e-mail. I don't think the country could stand another VRW Conspiracy being brought to light. Hang on President Bush, we'll not let the truth interfere with the final plans to make you King of the World and a Good Part of the Universe.
79 posted on 12/02/2003 12:41:44 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness
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To: Lazamataz; Mo1
Not my fault!
I didn't suggest it to the Leftists.
I will neither confirm nor deny playing with what's left of the Leftists minds!
80 posted on 12/02/2003 12:41:45 PM PST by Darksheare (Ignore the wombats, they're a diversion! My 3 million psychotic chinchilla army is the real threat!)
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To: Miss Marple
LOL! I also got my fake White House Christmas card today, so I am in a good mood.

Uh-oh, it's almost time for our annual "Bush-is-not-a-Christian-because-we-disapprove-of-Laura's-choice-of-Bible-verse-for-the-card" thread.

81 posted on 12/02/2003 12:43:17 PM PST by alnick
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To: Lazamataz
They're coming to take the Dems away, ha-ha, hee-hee, ho-ho...
82 posted on 12/02/2003 12:44:55 PM PST by Poohbah ("Beware the fury of a patient man" -- John Dryden)
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To: SunStar
... The Left is getting even more crazed as they continue to lose credibility and power.

Kind of like the way Al Franken starts foaming at the mouth when you challenge him on the facts...

83 posted on 12/02/2003 12:47:31 PM PST by COBOL2Java (If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.)
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To: Lazamataz
Look...you only have to ask Shilla Jackson Lee..

She is the only person on earth that knows about our landing on Mars, so she must know about all other landings.
84 posted on 12/02/2003 12:51:02 PM PST by AlexW
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To: Lazamataz
Yah and I saw aliens talking with Ted, JFK, Bill, Elvis, Hilliary and...and...and Madonna on universal health care... Perhaps we will see it in CBS tonight?
85 posted on 12/02/2003 12:51:56 PM PST by DCCoolBreeze
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To: alnick
You're right.......it's from JOB.....OLD Testament......he can't be a Christian.......no way.......
86 posted on 12/02/2003 12:52:06 PM PST by ohioWfan (BUSH 2004!! Leadership, Integrity, Morality)
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To: ohioWfan
I'm not so sure it's real. I've Googled several lines from this (not that google is the definitive answer) but it came up with nothing for any of them. I would think it would have been posted at some other website by now.

Laz? You pulling our collective leg?! ;o)

87 posted on 12/02/2003 12:52:38 PM PST by tsmith130
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To: AbsoluteJustice; Lazamataz
DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!

Heck no!

However an appearance from the tinfoil kitties wouldn't be out of line ;-)

88 posted on 12/02/2003 12:57:44 PM PST by TheSpottedOwl (I'd rather have dead rats in my walls, than Hillary for President.,)
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To: Always Right
I don't want to add to this scandal, but Bush was at my house an hour after he was supposively in Iraq. Just don't tell anyone. What the Left doesn't know yet is that Laura actually runs everything, GW is just her puppet.

Pssst, the left-wingers might actually believe you.

89 posted on 12/02/2003 12:59:48 PM PST by Kaslin
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To: tsmith130; Lazamataz
You know what's funny? NONE of us would be one bit surprised if this kind of 'thinking' from the left is real.......

Joke, Laz?

90 posted on 12/02/2003 1:00:05 PM PST by ohioWfan (BUSH 2004!! Leadership, Integrity, Morality)
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To: Lazamataz
We did not attack Iraq either.
91 posted on 12/02/2003 1:01:07 PM PST by Kay Soze (Liberal Homosexuals kill more people than Global Warming, SUVsí, Firearms & Terrorism combined.)
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To: ohioWfan
You know what's funny? NONE of us would be one bit surprised if this kind of 'thinking' from the left is real.......

No doubt. A good example is the large number of DUmbers who really believe Bush had Senator Wellstone killed.

92 posted on 12/02/2003 1:02:15 PM PST by Always Right
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93 posted on 12/02/2003 1:02:26 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Sore@US, the Evil Daddy War bucks, has owned the Demonic Rats for decades!)
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94 posted on 12/02/2003 1:05:37 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Sore@US, the Evil Daddy War bucks, has owned the Demonic Rats for decades!)
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To: Lazamataz
Here's a real hoax


95 posted on 12/02/2003 1:06:39 PM PST by ASA Vet ("Right-wing Internet wacko")
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Dear Wayne Madsen:

I apologize for thinking YOU had the most whacked-out take on this trip to Iraq.

But you're still pretty funny.

hellinahandcart
96 posted on 12/02/2003 1:10:42 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Snuffington
OMG! That is soooo funny! I have to clip that!
97 posted on 12/02/2003 1:11:07 PM PST by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: ASA Vet
One would think that 'tourist guy' would have been near. Photos anyone?
98 posted on 12/02/2003 1:11:44 PM PST by PfromHoGro (The W knows)
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To: TheSpottedOwl
"However an appearance from the tinfoil kitties wouldn't be out of line ;-)"

HAHAHHA!!!!
99 posted on 12/02/2003 1:13:15 PM PST by AbsoluteJustice (By the time you read this 100 other Freepers will have posted what I have said here!)
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To: SunStar
"Iraqi Council President Jalal Talabani puts on a U.S. Army cap......."

Better his folks had named him "Sue".

Leni

100 posted on 12/02/2003 1:14:46 PM PST by MinuteGal (Start saving your pesos for "FReeps Ahoy 3" in spring. Give each other a cruise for Christmas!)
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