Rush Limbaugh back at it! Take that Liberals!

Rush Limbaugh ^ | The Maha Rushie

[ConservativeMan55]

The all knowing, all caring, all feeling, all sensing Maha Rushie was kicking ass and taking names again today.

He's back. He's not taking any crap either. If anybody thought that this rehab changed his ideology then they should listen to today's show.

When Rush starts to speak louder and with more passion I'll highlight and enlarge the lettering. Here is part of Rush's show this morning. He kicked ass. He was talking about the "Hate Bush" meeting.

""You know this group of people. This actor Harold Ickes. These actors, the actors wives, and this whole bunch.

Ron Emmanuel's brother Ari was there, I mean this thing had the Clinton's stamp all over it.

I mean this group of people, they are so out of, I mean this is funny. They are so out of the political mainstream. I mean they are even out of the liberal mainstream.

They consider George Bush's policies right wing!!!
He just created the biggest entitlement in the last 40 years!

The biggest level of spending in human history has gone on under the Bush Administration and these clowns think that this is right wing!

They ought to be the happiest people in the country! Everything that they want on the domestic side they are getting!

If they really care about this stuff, if they really care about expanding entitlements, and expanding the size of government, and making government bigger and bigger, well then they ought to be happy!

Why aren't they happy?!?!??!? Its not about policy to them, its about power!!!

And they don't have power! Here they are sitting out in Hollywood in charge of one of the most powerful mediums known to exist in the world and they are all upset because they don't have any power!

They don't like the way this President talks! They don't like the fact that he flies in the dark! What they're really upset about is that he didn't make himself a target in Baghdad!

(Rush impersonating liberals with his liberal voice) If your gonna go to Baghdad, then turn on the lights, be courageous, and let them shoot at you! Bill Clinton would have done it! Dada..Dada..da.

Then ladies and gentleman we've had the defeat of mass murdering regimes like the Taliban and Saddam Huessein's Iraq!

What do liberals claim to care about? They care about the oppressed! The underclasses! The homeless and the starving and the thirsty!

We are wiping out dictators around the world and and liberating the oppressed...this is what the left claims to support!

And they're upset! In fact these guys are so upset that these guys are screaming that Bush is worse than Saddam!

So what they are telling us is that all they have said they stood for. All that is a big fat lie! Because its being handed to them 70 percent of it on a silver platter!

The other thing, we've had big tax cuts, we've got oppurtunity for untold millions of Americans, jobs are coming back! We are prosperous!

Even that! Thats not good enough for these nutcases out there! They consider prosperous right wing! They can't even put the country first! Thats what their problem is!

They have to put themselves first! What have I told you people all along!

If its great for America, then its bad for them!

We're showing our guns, we're kicking ass around the world, we're showing people who is boss, jobs are coming back, productivity's way up, everything good that is possible to happen is happening and guess who's filled with hatred???

Our good old loveable liberal friends holed up in Hollywood! Or holed up wherever they are holed up at! Holding out for what they think will be better days!

Guess who's behind all this? The lovely and gracious Hillary Clinton and her sex addicted husband!

Now my friends I am telling you. There is a lot to learn here about these liberals! Just listening to them, and watching what they do!

They're in huge trouble! The liberals in this country are on a suicide watch! I'm telling you friends! Got a story in the American Spectator! They've already got Daschle out as minority leader! They want Hillary to be the minority leader.

That won't happen. They will get Chris Dodd in there or somebody. We'll be back after this!

[ConservativeMan55]

[ConservativeMan55]

This was literally the best I've heard Rush!

He was on top of his game today! Big time!

He even defined a Clymer.

Which is an orfice below the belly button.

[ConservativeMan55]

This was the opening monologue from today.

[ConservativeMan55]

I'm listening to the rest of the show now. This was only the first ten minutes!

[RandallFlagg]

PLEASE don't tell me that you're a bigger Rush fan than I...

Are we gonna have to arm wrestle?

[RS]

Rush has a LONG time to regain his place...

We need to see exactly what he says -

and the "I bought drugs illegaly" confession

When I turn him on it's " when is this guy gonna come clean"? that hits...

[ConservativeMan55]

I think we're gonna have to arm wrestle!

[ConservativeMan55]

Regain? Regain what? Rush never lost anything!

He didn't miss a step! Hasn't skipped a beat!

[ConservativeMan55]

[garbanzo]

I have to say, he's almost like the early days again. Sometimes it takes bad things to let good things happen.

[Consort]

Rush attacked the Dems, the Repubs, and Bush. He's going to quadrangulate himself into a corner.

[Wheens]

Has he mentioned Marta yet??

[MamaLucci]

I could only listen a few minutes today, but it was great.
A lady called in questioning how on earth Bill Clinton
can travel the world as the front man for AIDS awareness, when
his own personal behavior has been so risky.
Rush's response was that she had a good point, and that
"Mr. Risky" should appear on his AIDS awareness tours
with a big condom over his head.
I guess the libs really don't get how ridiculous
they continue to look by appointing Bubba as their "Aids Czar".

[cars for sale]

not a damn beat...glad you are back and better Rushbo

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL! Sorry to say but I've done the same!

Rush didn't attack. He merely spoke the truth.

If speaking the truth puts you into a corner then I've been in the corner for quite some time.

[ConservativeMan55]

He hasn't mentioned her. Perhaps a caller could slip it into Open Line Friday?

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL! I heard that! I laughed so hard when he said that Bill should put a big condom over his head and walk around as "Mr Risky"

[ConservativeMan55]

BTTT!!!

[Newbomb Turk]

No but he did say screw that when he was coming out of a break today and he thought the mikes were still off. He's still a great asset to America though.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

When I turn him on it's " when is this guy gonna come clean"? that hits...

You really shouldn't be listening to him then. Oprah or Jerry would be more suitable for you. Rush will do just fine without you. Feel free to go away.

[Consort]

Rush didn't attack. He merely spoke the truth.

It sounded like both to me.

[ConservativeMan55]

I heard that as well. He was telling the program operator which story they were going to use.

He said he didn't think anybody cared about the Gephardt story and to "screw that"

Thats when he decided to go with the Katie Couric biased = low ratings story.

[ConservativeMan55]

You took the words right out of my mouth!

[ConservativeMan55]

He praised the Bush Administration and the Republicans a couple times. He bitch slapped the Rats over and over and over again.

[Newbomb Turk]

I wonder how many other people caught his comment.

I also liked his discription of a Clymer.

[ConservativeMan55]

I liked his description of a Clymer as well.

When I heard Rush say that I was inclined to believe that he knew the audience was listening.

Rush has been in radio a long time, and he knows that when the bumper music is playing that his mic is on.

I think he was just talking out loud.

[ConservativeMan55]

By the way have you heard Rush's new Paul Shanklin parody about gays in Massachusetts?

[Stew Padasso]

Looks like I missed a good show. Thanks for the post.

[ConservativeMan55]

Me and Drew and a guy named Woo.

[nhoward14]

Bah, humbug, to you too.

[ConservativeMan55]

Thanks! I enjoyed posting it!

I really wish Rush would post detailed transcripts of his show!

He does post some transcripts, but it would be really cool if he would post a complete transcript of his show somehow.

[ConservativeMan55]

I looked on Lexis Nexus, but they only have news show transcripts.

[gitmo]

Rush was hot today. As usual.

[MinuteGal]

What's with all this abnormal obsession about Marta?

Has it occurred to some people that Rush is protecting his wife from slings and arrows directed at her just because she's his wife? Or are some folks morbidly wondering if they're split or not?

I say leave Marta alone. He's not dragging her name into anything, and we shouldn't either.

Leni

[nhoward14]

I'm sure he doesn't post them because somebody might decide to post the whole thing on a blogger somewhere and deny him his ability to make revenue off them. ;)

[Stew Padasso]

*Lexis Nexus*

Oooh. My favorite.

[ConservativeMan55]

Ditto that!

[ConservativeMan55]

I don't know. Rush is a genious at marketing, so maybe he might find a way to market this. :)

[tinacart]

I WAS Rush's biggest fan, until he passed me over for that wench he called "the lovely Marta." I dumped him after that...

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL...awwww.

I am sure Marta is a lovely lady.

[Prolifeconservative]

Rush is always on the top of his game!!!! I'll be a listener for life.

I will say this about Rush.....he is really beginning to perfect his Tom Daschle impression. He was real close to sounding like the real Tommy today.

Also, the guys just puts me in stitches when he launches into that..."ders whole lotta consumin' goin out dere..to much consumin goin' on."

[harpo11]

LOL!!! Algore was a risky scheme, and der Slickmeister is simply, frisky risky.

[ConservativeMan55]

Oooh yeah! Ohh yeah!

When he was impersonating James Carville talking to Katie Couric!

I completely forgot about that! HILARIOUS!!!!!

[nhoward14]

A man speaks lovingly of his wife on nearly every show for years and suddenly makes zero mention of her for two weeks and when people notice this they are having morbid thoughts? I think it is just natural concern coming from people due to a majorly obvious change in behavior on Rush's part.

[Conservababe]

Oh, I am worried of Marta, also. He has not said a word of her, even while hitting his stide on radio again.

What is the story, I want to know.

[ConservativeMan55]

Rush is a loveable little fuzzball in general. :)

[ConservativeMan55]

I'm not worried about it. I don't see a change in the mentioning of her vs not mentioning her.

[longtermmemmory]

did he not mention marta yesterday? Something about a letter to ESPN?

Besides, why make your wife a public figure. Does anyone think that perhaps it is possible that Marta does not want to be a public figure?

[ConservativeMan55]

You know what...know that I think about it he did mention Marta yesterday!

He was talking about flipping through the channels and landing on ESPN! He mentioned that she was with him!