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Attack of the Seminar Callers, Trolls and shills
Self | 12/10/2003 | Self

Posted on 12/10/2003 11:01:35 PM PST by EUPHORIC

I'm know you've seen them and you probably have interacted with them. They are coming out of the woodwork here on FR and on the radio talk shows and everywhere else as we move towards the next defeat of the Demonicrats in 2004.

Who are they? Who knows! Rush calls them "Seminar Callers", Hannity seems to be able to screen them out and does not have a name for them that I know of. OReilly gets 'em and lately we've had SCADS of the little eight legged things crawling all through some of the more controversial posts here.

They are easy to spot with their all American apple pie user names and their universal claims that they "are more conservative then you" or are "true conservatives". Problem is that they universally spout the far left line with a falsetto conservative spin that should flash BRIGHT RED if your brain is still screwed in and working at last above 5% capacity.

Want to see the "seminar poster" roaches come out of the woodwork? Watch this thread or start one of your own using "mecha", "rush", "separation of church and state" and other key conservative interests or anything that is embarrasing to or a revelation of what the left is really up to.

What is really interesting about these trolls if the way they are always packed with their pockets full of mice...

Watch and see. Look around and see. Lets use their own tactics against them! - Whups! Can't! We conservatives let everyone speak! (sometimes to our own destruction) but just utter a conservative point on DU or Democrats.com and watch what happens.

Spin against the enemy is a good thing for the defender. They do it to us. Lets give 'em a taste of their own political seminal fluids...


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To: hellinahandcart
Now stop!
I meant perhaps you in NY and I in NC should give it up for the day.......and live to Freep again!
101 posted on 12/11/2003 12:39:58 AM PST by Howlin (Bush has stolen two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
"Actually, I meant it. AS for "Anti-Christian", well, you'd be wrong. I am against Christianity as the sole state-recognized religion here in America, for constitutional reasons. Big difference, once again."

What are you for? Are you in favor of allowing teachers to lead the children in school prayer? How about public displays of the Ten Commandments? What religion is against public display of the Ten Commandments or organized classroom prayers that end with "Amen?"

Is paganism an issue? If paganism is an issue, which of our founding fathers was considering paganism while deciding on our founding documents?
102 posted on 12/11/2003 12:40:38 AM PST by familyop (Essayons)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg
I suggest thorazine or perhaps haldol, you should also consider lithium bromide.

A high colonic might be in order too.

103 posted on 12/11/2003 12:40:39 AM PST by Graybeard58
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To: Chad Fairbanks
I believe you meant "Subjugate".

Oh yes I certainly did.

BTW: One thing you children need to learn before being launched out of your collegiate indoctrination centers en masse in attack mode is that typos are not worthy of your time as an empirical assault on another. Just makes you look desperate for a strategy.

104 posted on 12/11/2003 12:41:03 AM PST by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: familyop
That's funny. Here's the topic I see for this thread.

(The FR administration deleted his topics because he had posted it to too many of them...)

105 posted on 12/11/2003 12:42:00 AM PST by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: Graybeard58
Agreed! As long as YOU administer it. I've caught enough **** to last a life time.
106 posted on 12/11/2003 12:42:01 AM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.)
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To: Graybeard58
Chad is kinda short and stuff but his wit makes him kinda cute.
107 posted on 12/11/2003 12:44:04 AM PST by oceanperch (Having hernia surgery Dec.11 Freeper prayer Please.)
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To: EUPHORIC
The negative ne'er-do-well malcontent liberals have almost taken over calling in on Washington Journal on CSPAN.

I can't stand listening or watching CSPAN anymore.
108 posted on 12/11/2003 12:46:15 AM PST by Z-28 ())
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To: Howlin
I get the feeling that this thread didn't turn out quite like you thought it would, eh, bucko?

Actually it has evolved better then I expected!!!

This is wonderful! Just like Kerry and his "F U" only BETTER!!!!!!!

109 posted on 12/11/2003 12:47:35 AM PST by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: familyop
Well, I think religious freedom means people are free to worship as they please, as long as they are not hurting others or breaking the laws... I don't want a theocracy, with people being forced to worship one way, do you?

I'd say that's pretty clear cut.
110 posted on 12/11/2003 12:48:14 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: EUPHORIC
So you enjoy being openly mocked?
111 posted on 12/11/2003 12:49:06 AM PST by Howlin (Bush has stolen two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future)
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To: EUPHORIC
I've done all I can do. The rest is in the hands of God and the patient. Unfortunately I have no faith in one of those.

God help you, I'm going to bed.
112 posted on 12/11/2003 12:49:37 AM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.)
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To: EUPHORIC
Lets give 'em a taste of their own political seminal fluids...

That's an, err, interesting mental image.

113 posted on 12/11/2003 12:49:51 AM PST by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: xm177e2
From Dr. Strangelove

"We can no longer allow communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy, to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!"-Gen. Jack T. Ripper

114 posted on 12/11/2003 12:53:11 AM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) (...And second prize goes to Kenny, for his Edward James Olmos impersonation!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
I have my own fan club. Cool.

Typical left. Brag Brag. Flip. Flop.

And your "fan club" is nothing but the-finger-in-nose locksteppers who are stupid enough to follow you around.

Fewlz like you are the reason DNC is destined for obscurity.

Guess it is not polite to gloat but ohwell.... I can sometimes be impolite... [gloat][gloat][gloat] :-)

Good thing those of us with values do not have to rely on brainless twizzlebrains like the DNC crews have to.

115 posted on 12/11/2003 12:53:59 AM PST by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: EUPHORIC
"HAPPY COLON CLEANSER,"

How would you like to have a really happy colon? Maybe you don't care if your colon is happy or sad. You should care because a happy colon can make goofy political paranoia,
headaches, pot bellies, obesity, falling hair,
sluggishness, and other health problems disappear. You need to stay clean both outside and inside. So love your colon. Give it a bath -- purge it out. A clean colon is a healthy colon. Love your colon.

THE HAPPY COLON SITE

116 posted on 12/11/2003 12:54:01 AM PST by Stewart_B ("You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.")
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To: Howlin
I meant perhaps you in NY and I in NC should give it up for the day

Well, that's good. sauropod would have blown a gasket.

But believe it or not, my day is about to begin. I got absolutely NOTHING done yesterday, because of that outrageous CFR decision, and I have to make up for it now.

I just want to see EUPHORIC accuse one long-term bona-fide poster publicly of being a troll, before I go. A lot of people have come very close to that in the past day, and I'm sick of it.

117 posted on 12/11/2003 12:54:46 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: EUPHORIC
Fewlz like you are the reason DNC is destined for obscurity.

Yup. "Fewlz" like me who actually fight the DNC, not "Fewlz" like you who sit around trying to divide the right.

When you actually do something that actually makes a difference, come back and we'll talk...

118 posted on 12/11/2003 12:56:17 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: hellinahandcart
Oh never mind. I see it has just happened.
119 posted on 12/11/2003 12:56:32 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: EUPHORIC

120 posted on 12/11/2003 12:58:23 AM PST by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg
God help you, I'm going to bed.

God helps me every day!

123 posted on 12/11/2003 1:01:26 AM PST by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Shift Change! Good night, "Chad"...
124 posted on 12/11/2003 1:04:47 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Later, dude!
125 posted on 12/11/2003 1:05:00 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: EUPHORIC
What scares me Euphoric is that here in my little town a lot of weird stuff is happening.

The decent hardworking families are being drowned out by wild unresponsible nuts. Code word "tweeker".

It is effecting our families and our personal rights to be left alone.

Our right to not have our personal space invaded by others. MY best bud and I cannot believe the things happening in are community.

A few years ago rarely did a crime occur here now the paper is full of dumbsh** people breaking the law and even those who appear to be good are falling by the wayside. Example are local OB/GYN although new here the last couple of years was just arrested and remains in jail for hitting his 13yr old in an argument.

My bud has a son that got impatient in line at wal mart and she did the grabbed him by the back of the neck (nape of the neck)and verbally told him to get in line and straighten up...the police were called and a report filed.

SHe was humiliated for doing what a parent should do. I have known her for over five years personally and she keeps her kids in line appropriately.

Things are just crazy. Being bad is good an being good is bad.

I fell off the chaste wagon last summer after 13yrs of being a single chaste woman. I have since got up and become stronger but I could have fell down a slippery slope.

I feel like we are in a serious spiritual warfare.
126 posted on 12/11/2003 1:06:17 AM PST by oceanperch (Having hernia surgery Dec.11 Freeper prayer Please.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
I kill me ;0)
127 posted on 12/11/2003 1:06:59 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: hellinahandcart
I went to sleep at 10pm and here I am.

I normally sleep 9am to noon, have for years but have had stuff to take care of and went happily to sleep tonight and well here I am.

Little nervous about tommarrow me thinks.
128 posted on 12/11/2003 1:12:00 AM PST by oceanperch (Having hernia surgery Dec.11 Freeper prayer Please.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
That is what I feel like everyone around town is doing.
129 posted on 12/11/2003 1:13:53 AM PST by oceanperch (Having hernia surgery Dec.11 Freeper prayer Please.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks; dighton; general_re; Constitution Day; Thinkin' Gal; NYC GOP Chick
Shift Change!

My goodness, you're right. Almost time for the morning whistle.

Good night, "Chad". ;D

130 posted on 12/11/2003 1:14:00 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: EUPHORIC
Let's look at this:

Chad: The chads of election 2000

Fair: The Fairness Doctrine

Banks: Lockbox

It's obvious that Chad Fairbanks is Al Gore! And how can we confirm this?...his sign-in date...Jan. 31, 2001. Any true conservative would've signed in during the election to support Bush, not ten days after the inaugural! Since Chad is actually Algore, he didn't have time to do it until after the inaugural. That kid from Seattle is just a poser that is paid a few shillings from DNC coffers to go to Freep events. Cut and dried.

131 posted on 12/11/2003 1:14:26 AM PST by #3Fan (Just kidding! Don't anyone have a cow!)
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To: oceanperch
Well, try and get some sleep, and keep the fighting the good fight :0)
132 posted on 12/11/2003 1:14:40 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: hellinahandcart
Good night, "Hellinahandcart" ;0)
133 posted on 12/11/2003 1:15:26 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: oceanperch
Oh, good luck today.
134 posted on 12/11/2003 1:15:50 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: #3Fan
Shhhhh! He might think you are serious. Besides, Al doesn't hang with us anymore... ;0)
135 posted on 12/11/2003 1:16:31 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Sorry, I love conspiracy theories though. :^)
136 posted on 12/11/2003 1:20:11 AM PST by #3Fan
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To: #3Fan
Who doesn't?

It's apparent, based on this thread, that I have seriously underestimated my abilities to tick people off. I may have to revise my estimates a tad... ;0)
138 posted on 12/11/2003 1:22:16 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg
Serequel is the new manic wonder drug Litheum will blow his GI tract all to hell. Sheesh what kind of out of touch Dr. are you.
139 posted on 12/11/2003 1:22:43 AM PST by oceanperch (Having hernia surgery Dec.11 Freeper prayer Please.)
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To: Bullish
*I* am Spartacus!
140 posted on 12/11/2003 1:23:09 AM PST by bootless (Never Forget)
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To: EUPHORIC
So, engage in Libel often, or is this your first time?
141 posted on 12/11/2003 1:24:15 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: EUPHORIC
Considering the FACT that all the "FReepers" this LIAR claims knows him are fellow travelers who spout "chad's" stock in trade line of BS lockstep with him on command and the fact that a simple search of threads will find "chad" being supported by the SAME UID's every time sometimes using the SAME language..... I think the FReepers who "know chad" in real life are Ms. Rosy and her five sisters.

Wow, this is series. I had no idea.

You really, really, really need to flag the mods to this post. I am totally series.

142 posted on 12/11/2003 1:24:36 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: hellinahandcart; Chad Fairbanks; dighton; general_re; Constitution Day; NYC GOP Chick
130 posted on 12/11/2003 4:14:00 AM EST by hellinahandcart

Wakey wakey! Morning caffeine ping right back at ya.

143 posted on 12/11/2003 1:25:34 AM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Thinkin' Gal
Are you another "me"?
144 posted on 12/11/2003 1:25:56 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: hellinahandcart
I'm not gonna hit Abuse on it. I'm going to keep feeding him the rope he's hanging himself with.
145 posted on 12/11/2003 1:27:27 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks; All
I'm not gonna hit Abuse on it.

Don't anybody DARE hit that button. It will cut into our er, CHAD's overtime.

146 posted on 12/11/2003 1:30:06 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: hellinahandcart
ROTFL... I wish I got paid for this LOL
147 posted on 12/11/2003 1:30:44 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I have my own fan club. Cool.)
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To: oceanperch
I feel like we are in a serious spiritual warfare. Oh YES INDEED WE ARE!!!!!!!!!

That is the entire crux of this left vs. right thing!

What is happening is WRITTEN in The Bible! Good Vs. Evil.

All parts of this struggle. All participants. Everything that is happening IS WRITTEN and the trashbrains that are desperate to fight the good that is happening under Bush are going NUTS because of their choices to follow evil with a potential Godly coup on the horizion.

Thats what is going on. And everyone with a working mind knows it. And obviously you have one!

148 posted on 12/11/2003 1:30:47 AM PST by EUPHORIC (Right? Left? Read Ecclesiastes 10:2 for a definition. The Bible knows all about it!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks; hellinahandcart
Well, it is shift change. The URLybird catches the worm. ;-)
149 posted on 12/11/2003 1:31:15 AM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Howlin; Dr. Zoo
Seemed like an appropriate ping.

Hey, Howlin! Hope all is GRATE. :-)
150 posted on 12/11/2003 1:32:13 AM PST by bootless (Never Forget)
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