Attack of the Seminar Callers, Trolls and shills

Self | 12/10/2003 | Self

[EUPHORIC]

I'm know you've seen them and you probably have interacted with them. They are coming out of the woodwork here on FR and on the radio talk shows and everywhere else as we move towards the next defeat of the Demonicrats in 2004.

Who are they? Who knows! Rush calls them "Seminar Callers", Hannity seems to be able to screen them out and does not have a name for them that I know of. OReilly gets 'em and lately we've had SCADS of the little eight legged things crawling all through some of the more controversial posts here.

They are easy to spot with their all American apple pie user names and their universal claims that they "are more conservative then you" or are "true conservatives". Problem is that they universally spout the far left line with a falsetto conservative spin that should flash BRIGHT RED if your brain is still screwed in and working at last above 5% capacity.

Want to see the "seminar poster" roaches come out of the woodwork? Watch this thread or start one of your own using "mecha", "rush", "separation of church and state" and other key conservative interests or anything that is embarrasing to or a revelation of what the left is really up to.

What is really interesting about these trolls if the way they are always packed with their pockets full of mice...

Watch and see. Look around and see. Lets use their own tactics against them! - Whups! Can't! We conservatives let everyone speak! (sometimes to our own destruction) but just utter a conservative point on DU or Democrats.com and watch what happens.

Spin against the enemy is a good thing for the defender. They do it to us. Lets give 'em a taste of their own political seminal fluids...

[hellinahandcart]

Well, go ahead and hit Abuse on Chad, then.

I have insomnia tonight, and I need something fun to watch.

[Chad Fairbanks]

[Howlin]

PROVOCATEUR!!!

[EUPHORIC]

Calling all trolls

Seminar Poster / Troll recognition class is concluded for the evening.

Read my original post then go figure.

Bush will win.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Why not? I've hit "abuse" on myself on any number of occasions ;0)

[hellinahandcart]

No, voyeur.

I like to watch.

[Howlin]

just click on our names and check out the pictures

Wow, you got chicks! And there for a minute I thought "he" had on a Tommy Hilfiger tee-shirt!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Seminar Poster / Troll recognition class is concluded for the evening.

Translation:

"RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY!"

[dougherty]

I happened to catch Rush today, and he was talking about this. He told one caller off and called him a seminal caller. What do the Dimocrats hope to accomplish by this? We all know them for what they are: pathetic morons.

[EUPHORIC]

Well, go ahead and hit Abuse on Chad, then.

Why would I do that? Dangling Chad has already "hit abuse" on himself.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Dangling Chad has already "hit abuse" on himself.

Ahhh... so that WAS you peeking in my window while I was showering. It's all starting to make sense now. Jealousy. ok.

[Graybeard58]

Wow, you got chicks

My Grand Babies - Ages 15 and 17. The 17 year old is a member of F.R.

[xm177e2]

This problem is widespread as these human virii are defecating their nonsense all over the place

Such as into all fifty states?

[EUPHORIC]

All indicators show that the human race is selectively breeding itself for stupidity

Actually that would be the best Freudian slip I've seen on FR. :)

Admission of your shortcomings is a good thing Dangling Chad.

We are here to help you when you let loose of your fantasies and fall down to reality.

[nopardons]

ROTFLMSO! But I'll attest that I am me, Howlin is she, and you are YOU...and never the esembled is one. :-)

[dougherty]

The fringe Dean supporters will come here more often and spout their bile.

I finally saw footage of him the other day on FOX, looking like a lunatic. They should have muted his voice and played audio of Hitler screaming a speech. The audio and visual would have made a perfect match. What a screwball.

[Howlin]

LOL........well, just so you don't get arrested for inciting a riot!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Actually, speaking of "fantasies", you can knock off the whole "Dangling Chad" stuff - I have zero interest in you that way, EUPHORIC. I recommend you find a less conservative forum as an outlet for your desires. Thanks, though.

[Graybeard58]

More about "howl in" here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1037837/posts

[Chad Fairbanks]

We are legion.

[familyop]

"P.S. flagging all topics is considered extremely bad form here on FR"

That's funny. Here's the topic I see for this thread.

"TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions"

He's displaying a lot of keywords, though. Call the keyword police! ;-)

I don't know any of you, but it appears that someone, or some keywords, or something, touched a nerve.

[Howlin]

http://www.georgewbush.com/angrydemocrats/

[hellinahandcart]

Dangling Chad? Reminds me of a song from junior high. I'll rewrite it to be gender-appropriate. And G-rated.

Does your chad hang low?
Does it dangle to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Does your chaaaaaaaad haaaaaaaaang low?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Actually, this thread WAS posted in pretty much every state/topic, but apparently the mods removed all the topics a little while ago.

[EUPHORIC]

Such as into all fifty states?

Is FR not accessible to all states? Does this not affect all?

I posted this deliberately as a demonstration. A review of this thread 100% validates my original commentary.

I just wonder if DNC and Soros in particular is stipending these nutcases to do this. Most of the graphics they are posting come from one web site we have members on and that alone shows collusion. A nice expose is coming shortly. :)

Nice to see the children wasting their money and venting their hate.

Sure win for Bush in 2004!!!!!!!!!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Actually, that works on so many levels ;0)

[Las Vegas Dave]

Calling all democRAT trolls, you've been discovered!
(and the smell hasn't changed)

[Chad Fairbanks]

I just wonder if DNC and Soros in particular is stipending these nutcases to do this. Most of the graphics they are posting come from one web site we have members on and that alone shows collusion. A nice expose is coming shortly. :)

You'll ping me to this "expose" won't you? I'd hate to think you'd go to all that work, and I wouldn't get to enjoy it...

[hellinahandcart]

That's funny. Here's the topic I see for this thread.
"TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions"

That's what you see NOW.

He's displaying a lot of keywords, though.

I don't know quite how to tell you this but...those probably aren't his keywords.

[Chad Fairbanks]

By the way, what do you think of my new tag line? ;0)

[EUPHORIC]

I don't know any of you, but it appears that someone, or some keywords, or something, touched a nerve.

That was the intent! And that intent yielded FRUIT! Roaches came running right on in! And EVERYONE Should keep these fifth columnist as BUSY AS POSSIBLE by using the right keywords as often as possible.

FLOOD THEM with stuff to read!

[Howlin]

I think you're leaving yourself wide open for accuastions of fraudulent posting.

[hellinahandcart]

I should amend that last post to say "those probably aren't ALL his keywords", because some undoubtedly are.

Check the list again in a few minutes. ;D

[ETERNAL WARMING]

Ever heard of Free Speech, EUPHORIC? I guess not. For you would silence anyone who doesn't agree with you.

[Howlin]

I did not mean to refer to your beautiful granddaughters are "chicks."

[EUPHORIC]

Just more twist and spin by which ever "chad" this happens to be tonight

Far more appropriate. And since you have chosen to subjecate yourself to my will I'll be expecting you to behave more appropriately in the future. :D

[Howlin]

OMG......okay, we need to go to bed.

You and I have had MUCH too emotional a day and now you're starting to write songs.........LOL.

Let's lay down for a while, okay?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Oh, like that wasn't the very basis of this thread LOL

[ETERNAL WARMING]

LOL Bravo Chad! I keep running into people here who have much in common with the SC and Sandra Day O'Connor. :0)

[EUPHORIC]

Ever heard of Free Speech, EUPHORIC? I guess not. For you would silence anyone who doesn't agree with you.

Free Speech is good. That is what enables YOU to trash America in pursuit of some silly old bearded weirdos drunken fantasies.

Free Speech also allows me to state MY opinions whethere YOU like it or not.

Get used to it.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

I suggest thorazine or perhaps haldol, you should also consider lithium bromide. A change of environment might also help.

I'm working with limited information for a diagnosis here, but you should also consider scheduling with a psychiatrist, you appear to be in grave need of an evaluation.

[Howlin]

What did you do to this guy? LOL.

[Chad Fairbanks]

I believe you meant "Subjugate".

So, wanna be president of my fan club? I'm starting one...

[Howlin]

I get the feeling that this thread didn't turn out quite like you thought it would, eh, bucko?

[Las Vegas Dave]

You wrote "But never again will I support the Republican Party. I've had it with their socialist ways."

See my post #77.

[Graybeard58]

I did not mean to refer to your beautiful granddaughters are "chicks."

No offense taken. That's Holly_P on the right side of the pic. Even newbier than I am at F.R. but a frequent poster. She's excited to be voting for the first time next general election. For GWB of course.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Thanks :0)

[hellinahandcart]

Howlin, I don't swing that way.

[Chad Fairbanks]

I'll tell ya later LOL

[Howlin]

I see her post! I just wanted to make sure I didn't offend you; I have been known to do that. HAR.