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To: somemoreequalthanothers
WE GOT HIM (children and minorities hardest hit)
9 posted on 12/14/2003 7:26:13 PM PST by Doohickey (The ultimate paradigm of government is the public restroom)
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To: Doohickey
That's "women and minorities hardest hit." We "do IT FOR the children." Gotta keep our bumper stickers straight--can't confuse da masses, doncha know.
19 posted on 12/14/2003 7:34:40 PM PST by Faraday
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To: Doohickey
Democrat responses

Many of them are are drowning themselves in Perier, some are jumping from the UN building.

The remainder are eating prozac like popcorn.

Tammy Bruce ,god lover her, has had multiple big O's.

The satan worshipers are trying to tear up their contracts.

The feminists are planning a Wellstone type funeral to morn the loss of the biggest post birth abortionist since Stalin.

Sen Shamful Byrd has put on a sheet, is sitting in his incontinence pants chanting , Pity, Pity, Pity.

Ted Kennedys chirrotic liver has exploded and his pumpkin head is jaundiced.

Dashel got out of bed 3'9" today, Put on a dress and make up and went out to a gay bar.

Pelosi's latest botox injection failed and her chin is hanging down between her knees and by the way so is her bosom.


Barney Frank is sooo depressed he wouldn't even kiss his gerbil Maxwell.

John Kerry is trying to forge his wife's name on a check to clean out the bank account.

Dean has finally gone rabid and chewed his left leg off trying to escape from the trap.

General Clark figures a sex change operation, sex with Bill Clinton, kissing Tipper and an abortion might get him up to 0.0001% of the womens vote.

Hillary has broken every lamp, candy dish, piece of china in her exclusive digs at Chapaqua. It is rumored that she plans a shoplifting spree in some of the finest resturants in NY tomorrow. She has had her pr person working out the details of explaining the mismatch as "being the latest in sophisticated eclectic mismatch" all the rage among the smart set.

Dan Rather was found nearly asphyxiated in a closet, wearing rubber with photos of Sadam , Castro, Bin Laden, Stalin and Hitler on the floor beside him.

John Edwards was making frantic calls to the Rose Law firm begging to be taken on as a Junior partner or at least a law clerk.


Bill Clinton refused 12 calls from Clark , Reportedly General Clark was begging him for spin on the capture of Sadam. Clark is well known not to be able to move his lips unless either Bill or Hillary's hand is shoved up his derrier moving his lips.

Terry McCullife was calling his broker looking for stock tips. He was over heard saying " With the rally the stock market is going to have tomorrow, surely there is a company that I can sink 15 cents into and have 100M by tomorrow evening. I did it before."

Jumping Jim Jeffords was seen hand washing his scanties after 15 changes during the day. A fly on the wall over heard him muttering " Man I sure backed the wrong horse in this race. That sawed off little back biting Daschel promised me a whole paragraph in the history books and all I am now is a brown streak".

Barbara Wawa actually had the stroke that we thought she had 15 years ago with the slurred speech she affects.

Katie Couric has lost her perk, she apparantly is resigned to being a drip for her senesence.

Al Frankin was seen trying to drown his sorrow in 45 big mac's. He was carted off to Belview screaming "Perp walk, Perp walk" at the top of his lungs. NY city is experiencing a shortage of straight jackets, apparanly there is a unconfirmed report that multiple jackets had to be canibalized to creat a single jacket to cover Mr. Frankins girth.

A spokesman for answer was said to be trying to organize a million coward candle light vigil in front of the Stalin monument in Seattle. It was reported the mantra of the evening would be " No immenent threat". So far Barbara Streisand has refused his calls. She told her press agent to tell the looser to go suck eggs. Barbara denied these baseless allegations on her web site.





I have run out of invectives at least temporarily.



63 posted on 12/14/2003 8:10:29 PM PST by TASMANIANRED
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