Will the real Howard Dean please stand up?
To: FreeTheHostages; RJCogburn; PatrickHenry; general_re; RadioAstronomer
HAHAHA! Well-written! :-)
posted on 12/21/2003 9:17:36 AM PST
(Never forgive! Never forget!)
To: longshadow; CovenBuster
This must be shared.
posted on 12/21/2003 9:17:44 AM PST
(A wise man's heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool's heart toward the left. --Ecc 10:2 RSV)
Very,very clever....heck I saved it!!
This reminds me of years ago on Sat. Night Live, when Pat Robertson was running for president. They did a skit in which an interviewer says to Robertson that many thing he's unqualified because all he's ever done is be a preacher. Robertson refutes it by telling him that it's not true, he was a paperboy, sold lemonade, etc. etc. Very funny stuff.
Nice job longshadow. I believe this one shall be bookmarked for future use!
Here's my contribution to the Dean Bash:
Perhaps you've seen the Ann Coulter doll or the Dubya Fighter Pilot action figure. Well now the left has an (in)action figure of its own! It's the Deanie Baby!
It's so lifelike! Its sleeves are rolled up, with the face in a permanent, angry scowl
And it talks; spewing mindless rhetoric and baseless allegations. But the piece de resistance, the left leg comes equipped with a kick-stand to keep it from falling over.
Bring him home today! For the low, low price of our countrys soul and its future.
Call 1-999-CLUELESS now
operators are standing by
(Batteries not included. "One Trick Pony" sold separately.)
WARNING!: Likely to self-destruct sometime between now and November 2004.
posted on 12/21/2003 9:50:46 AM PST
Well done. Dean's candidacy is certainly a target rich environment.
To: VadeRetro; jennyp; Junior; js1138; RightWhale; Dimensio; Sabertooth; Right Wing Professor; ...
Longshadow scores! (First time in who knows when ... )
posted on 12/21/2003 12:06:01 PM PST
(Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas.)
posted on 12/21/2003 3:27:29 PM PST
("Where there is life there is hope!" - Terri Schiavo)
"Dean: Well, Larry, I beg to differ.....
LK: That's a pretty persuasive argument...."
I started laughing right there. Captures the essence of the bootlicking media.
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