Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: rabidralph
With apologies to Kipling:

Screw you, Dean, Dean, Dean!
You're a syphilitic coward, Howard Dean.
Like the leftist scum that made you
And the pro-choice fiends that paid you,
You'll fry your balls in hellfire, Howard Dean!
12 posted on 12/23/2003 9:07:08 AM PST by Dionysius
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies ]


To: Dionysius
"With apologies to Kipling:

Screw you, Dean, Dean, Dean!
You're a syphilitic coward, Howard Dean.
Like the leftist scum that made you
And the pro-choice fiends that paid you,
You'll fry your balls in hellfire, Howard Dean!"

I like that adaptation better than if you had kept closer to Kipling's last line. It would be a bit awkward to say:

"...by the living God that made you, you're a better man than I am Howard Dean."

The line really just doesn't work too well.
41 posted on 12/24/2003 9:51:05 PM PST by edwin hubble
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson