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Woman Impaled While Trying To Hop Fence
wftv ^ | Dec 26 | Weird News In Pictures

Posted on 12/26/2003 2:53:35 PM PST by SLB

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1 posted on 12/26/2003 2:53:36 PM PST by SLB
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To: SLB
I want to get a fence like that but Mrs. BenLurkin is afraid we might get sued by the impalee.
2 posted on 12/26/2003 2:56:43 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: SLB
Thanks so much. Hopefully after a week or two of nightmares this mental image will finally dissipate.
3 posted on 12/26/2003 2:56:52 PM PST by Byron_the_Aussie (http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/popup2.html)
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To: SLB
Hadn't heard this on local news yet.. LOL KCMO is full of weird people...
4 posted on 12/26/2003 2:57:35 PM PST by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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To: SLB
Uh oh... the missus will never have sex again.
5 posted on 12/26/2003 2:58:19 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: mhking
A resident who witnessed the incident said the woman had slipped 6 to 8 inches down on the fence. Gail Stark, the victim's mother, said paramedics had to remove part of the fence to free the impaled woman. <<<
6 posted on 12/26/2003 3:01:12 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: SLB
"Stay out da wrought iron fences!!..Stay out da wrought iron fences!!!"

FMCDH

7 posted on 12/26/2003 3:01:45 PM PST by nothingnew (The pendulum is swinging and the Rats are in the pit!)
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To: SLB; dighton; hellinahandcart; general_re; Poohbah; BlueLancer
Byers told authorities she went to her neighbor's house to return some garage sale items. But later in the day, the neighbor, who lives in the 1200 block of Northeast 81st Street, reported that her home had been robbed. Police are looking into the incident.

Do you think she will end up in the pokey?

8 posted on 12/26/2003 3:03:22 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Thinkin' Gal
Must say, sounds hokey.
9 posted on 12/26/2003 3:05:23 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: SLB
Isn't this the third freakin' time this month that dumb criminals (or possible criminals) have impaled themselves? I'm sure I've read about three separate incidents here at FR : This KC one, one in another major US city, and then one that I'm sure was outside the US, but in which country, I can't recall (UK, Canada?????) Anyone have links to the other two articles?
10 posted on 12/26/2003 3:05:59 PM PST by kaylar
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To: Thinkin' Gal
Sounds to me like the fence made a citizen's arrest and held the suspect until police could arrive! Hell of a security system they have there.

Our apartment complex had to get someone to remove a deer that had tried to hop the fence into the swimming pool area and impaled himself about two months ago. Animal control agents pulled him off but then forget to put the deer out of its misery before it tried to run off.
12 posted on 12/26/2003 3:08:29 PM PST by Tall_Texan (Want to improve your memory? Loan someone your money.)
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To: SLB
where she was listed in serious condition.


Good thing it was not series
13 posted on 12/26/2003 3:08:44 PM PST by al baby (Ice cream does not have bones)
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To: SLB
This has to be the lead candidate for a Mrs Darwin award. . I'm keep my mouth shut.. this is just too easy.. movin on.. Ouch . . . :)
14 posted on 12/26/2003 3:09:54 PM PST by carlo3b (http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com)
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BUT, did she report that it was hugh?
15 posted on 12/26/2003 3:11:12 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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I'm guessing her husband grabbed the stolen goods and stashed them away before returning to help support her on the fence.
Returning garage sale items ... yeah, right.
16 posted on 12/26/2003 3:14:11 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: al baby
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "fencing stolen goods".
17 posted on 12/26/2003 3:14:14 PM PST by Tall_Texan (Want to improve your memory? Loan someone your money.)
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"It was a million-to-one shot, Doc, a million-to-one shot!!"
18 posted on 12/26/2003 3:14:29 PM PST by You Dirty Rats
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To: BenLurkin
hugh grant impaled woman climping fence ewww
19 posted on 12/26/2003 3:15:10 PM PST by al baby (Ice cream does not have bones)
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To: SLB
She would really been in trouble had it been an electric fence.
20 posted on 12/26/2003 3:15:22 PM PST by boomop1
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