Order Denying Monica Lewinsky's Application for Attorney Fees

Hear! Hear! Now you stop picking on Willie. He just took Monica under his wing, so to speak, because she was all alone in Sin City and needed some support and comforting. Everything was working out well until that mean old man, Judge Starr, stuck his nose where it didn't belong. It was not about sex but was about whether is is. Now Judge What's his name, has declared that the government is-is not going to pay Monicas legal bills. Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of "As the Worm Turns".

it is very well written though in legal-ease obviously.

in common parlance, ...

Dear Ms. Lewinsky,

You ignorant slut! you are a self-admitted liar and perjurer. You engaged in a scheme with Sick Willy to try and obstruct justice. He was impeached & disbarred. Your name has been forever & historically bestowed with a particular sexual act (ie "The Lewinsky" as in "to get a Lewinsky", see Websters et. al.). Your attempt to try and justify your claims with comparisons to previous cases involving Independent Counsels and great Americans like Ollie North just don't cut it. Frankly, you're lucky the government didn't bill you for the replacement costs for the sinks.

Sincerely,

US Court of Appeals

PS - Your former attorney Mr. Ginsburg was a total fool if not complete idiot and absolute moron. Even if the moon was made of green cheese and we even thought you deserved anything other than what you've wrought, we'll point you to over $1 million in wasted legal fees you'll now be repaying you might have otherwise not if he wasn't so incompetent.

ALL - FYI - There is now an exhibit in the Smithsonian dedicated to Clinton's impeachment. It contains the gavel that was used to pass the first count and other trivia. Aside from Hitlery's dress (in the 1st Lady section) and Sick Willy's saxaphone (on loan) - those were the only items pertaining to Clinton I observed in a recent visit to the Museum of American History

...she can probably sue him for sexual harrassment.

I figure the statute of limitations is up on that one, she might have had to have filed a complaint within a given period of time. The lawyer fee issue is more recent, however, and the fact the fees were denied by the government puts it squarely in the civil courts.

Maybe I'm hoping too much to think that Monica is a lurker here!

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