Same troll. Zot: What will be the top headlines on January 1, 2005?

[help me help me]

My personal choices:

"Rush Limbaugh Raped in Prison"

"George Bush Despondent After Howard Dean Landslide"

"America Gleeful About a New Democratic Congress"

[JenB]

Oh, a Zot thread....

[Pan_Yans Wife]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

[Pan_Yans Wife]

You're beyond help, and hopelessly lost.

Go back to DU.

[CWOJackson]

I love the smell of ozone in the air and roasting critter wafting through the smoke.

[JenB]

You're the Viking Kitty, right?

[secret garden]

The kitties live!

[EggsAckley]

Fasten yer seat belt, troll.

[McGruff]

Euthanasia is what you need.

[Radix]

LoL


Mommy make it stop.

[UB355]

That pot last night must have been moldy man. Get your money back.

[somemoreequalthanothers]

Lay off the crack, son.

[Semper911]

I smell ozone...

Zot!

[rdb3]

help me help me

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[dyed_in_the_wool]

Am I too late for the ZOT?!?!?

[river rat]

Too late to help you dude....
You've drunk too much kool-aid, or swallowed too much of Clinton's "essence"....

Semper Fi

[secret garden]

TIMMY!

[SAMWolf]

"Last Liberal on Earth, captured and executed"

[NeoCaveman]

Hey you.

[breakem]

Earthquake in______________________ (pick it).

[TN4Liberty]

How about "Donor found, Help Me Help Me to receive new, working brain"

[Radix]

Do you have any appreciation of the true cost of a lightning bolt?

You are so selfish. The children could use that money.

[NeoCaveman]

There is no help for you.

[Drango]

I love the smell of ZOT

[Abcdefg]

screw ya, screw ya, screw ya.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

When is Winter Break done and school starts again?

[StACase]

Here's something for you!

[NeoCaveman]

thanx

[Reagan Man]

What will be the top "FR" headlines on January 1, 2005?

JimRob bans "help me help me".

[Neil E. Wright]

SILLY, Viking Kitty! As you can see from the pics she is a well qualified Viking Kitty. She eats jerky and "tries" to drink my beer, she's ornery, headstrong, and generally a pain in the butt!!! (Particularly when she's in heat and I won't let her outside!!!!) LOL

In this photo we see Silly at the door when I say "Disruptor"	Silly immediately takes up her position on the desk and contemplates the "ZOT" button	Here, Silly decides that the "ZOT" is in order, and she reaches for the "ZOT" button	Here, Silly advises me of a successful "ZOT" operation.

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[Arkinsaw]

These will be the headlines only in your crack-induced Democratic fantasy world because they have absolutely no chance of occurring in the real world.

[GunsareOK]

Liberal be gone.

[Bars4Bill]

[OldFriend]

See what happens when you get into the LSD

[sauropod]

Troll go home.

[nothingnew]

How did the troll sign up tommorrow?

FMCDH

[KC_Conspirator]

"Ashcroft Rounds Up Terrorist Supporting Leftists"

[Radix]

What will be the top headlines on January 1, 2005?

 

 

Rolling Blackouts at the Democrat Underground.

 

Howard Deans's book (I was a contender)  hits Nbr. 1 on the NY Times Best Seller list.

 

The Big Five Oh, How George Bush made it unanimous!

 

How France became the Islamic French Republic.

[TommyUdo]

FTC Forces "Democratic Party" to Change Name to "Socialist Party of America"--Cites "Truth In Advertising" Laws.

[The Mayor]

Bush sworn in in landslide election.

Osama pleads guilty and hung in town square
Saddam cut to pieces by Iraqi citizens
New Democracy in full control of Iraq, New President sworn in..
Hillary and Bill indicted for crimes against humanity, imprisoned for life and a day....
Tom Dashle entered in psyc ward, he is deeply saddened.
First Conservative NY Senator sworn in today, Schumer joins Dashle....

Boy I could have fun with this.

[somemoreequalthanothers]

This is fun. Does this happen here every New Years Day? Or is this the first such assault by so many in one day?

[JenB]

The troll is probably from Europe and is operating on Greenwich Mean Time.

I love the odor of burning troll...

[The Mayor]

Where's your new ping list for the zot threads?

[NCPAC]

My choices:

"Howard Dean admits to being in the middle of an Al and Tipper Oreo: Denies swallowing."

"Alec Baldwin finally does move out of the country."

"Worst Wing canceled: Martin Sheen spotted with "Will Protest for Food" sign outside of LAX."

"GOP gains filibuster-proof majority."

"Michael Moore arrested at Jackson's Neverland while working on new project, 'Bowling for Taliban with Michael and Me'."

"George W. Bush's Victory nearly equals Reagan's 1984 blowout of Mondull."

[4mycountry]

LOL -- me and others! :)

Alright, let's get ZOT-ing!!

[EggsAckley]

Now, now. The Mod just said that last night. We need to be willing to wait.

~</;o)

[al baby]

[Libertina]

ROTFLOL Oh stop, my sides hurt! Now, where's that spray can of Troll Be-Gone?