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Posted on 01/02/2004 7:48:25 PM PST by Lead Moderator

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To: sweetliberty
FOFL! What I want to know is, who's as dumb and hateful as the person who named themself that? : )
151 posted on 01/02/2004 8:37:39 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: Lead Moderator; WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
Admin sends his regards:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

152 posted on 01/02/2004 8:38:05 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (This tagline has been timed to best benefit George W. Bush.)
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To: King Prout
Doggone it! My clipboard didn't empty out, I should of double checked that, sheesh.
153 posted on 01/02/2004 8:38:14 PM PST by Brett66
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To: Lead Moderator
"You people scare me. You dont intimidate me."

I wonder which it is.
154 posted on 01/02/2004 8:38:14 PM PST by TN4Liberty (Tag----------------- <==line)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Thank you, having some technical problems tonight LOL.
155 posted on 01/02/2004 8:38:47 PM PST by Brett66
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To: paul51
oh boy. I didn't understand a word of that... but it was hilarious!!

Ja!

156 posted on 01/02/2004 8:40:41 PM PST by GeronL (The French just can't stop being French.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC; Brett66
Try this link - Response #20 in thread "What do Islamic terrorists and Democrats have in common?"

"Kinda' long-winded, ain't he...."
157 posted on 01/02/2004 8:41:17 PM PST by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: will1776
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done

I know this is a stock insult resource, having seen it or its like elsewhere, but DAMN, that line's a zinger!

158 posted on 01/02/2004 8:41:30 PM PST by King Prout (oh, finding your "core values" in the latest poll, are you, Mr. Dean?)
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To: Lead Moderator; WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
Lead, shame on you for toying with this poor, mis-guided newbie [grin]. . . .

WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful, welcome to FreeRepublic. I promise to be much more considerate to you than the DU'ers have been to me!
159 posted on 01/02/2004 8:43:36 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: King Prout
I hadn't seen it before Admin sent it to me after I complained in the bandedcaves thread that I never get insulted by trolls that come along.
160 posted on 01/02/2004 8:43:43 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (This tagline has been timed to best benefit George W. Bush.)
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To: King Prout
If this thread was a football game, we'd get a penalty for piling on.
161 posted on 01/02/2004 8:43:51 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Guess whose company is being paid to rebuild Iraq, CHANEYS



OH NO!! NOT THE CHANEYS!!!!
162 posted on 01/02/2004 8:44:16 PM PST by FutureMarine (ooOORAH!!)
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To: GeronL
You have to watch it for about 6 or 7 hours and then it begins to make sense.
163 posted on 01/02/2004 8:46:10 PM PST by paul51
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To: Lead Moderator; WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
We may lack "intelect," but at least we can spell!!!
164 posted on 01/02/2004 8:47:19 PM PST by It's me
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To: sweetliberty
That's the busiest cat I've seen!
165 posted on 01/02/2004 8:47:54 PM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: King Prout; will1776
Here's the mother lode: http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3ae062430192.htm
166 posted on 01/02/2004 8:48:59 PM PST by ovrtaxt (You got an extra Koran? I'm like totally out of toilet paper.)
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful

"No, no you can't get away. From hells heart I stab at thee. For hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

167 posted on 01/02/2004 8:49:30 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Did you see me escaping? I was all like WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB!!!)
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To: ovrtaxt
that clang you just heard was my jaw hitting the floor.
Thanks! I'll treasure this.
168 posted on 01/02/2004 8:50:49 PM PST by King Prout (oh, finding your "core values" in the latest poll, are you, Mr. Dean?)
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To: ovrtaxt
Ahhhh!!! You beat me to it!
169 posted on 01/02/2004 8:51:08 PM PST by sweetliberty (Controlling the ACLU by feeding it our liberties is like controlling sharks by chumming the waters)
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To: King Prout; troll
spellcheck,spellcheck,spellcheck,spellcheck,spellcheck, spellcheck,spellcheck,spellcheck,spellcheck,spellcheck
170 posted on 01/02/2004 8:52:23 PM PST by MEG33 (We Got Him!)
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To: Lead Moderator
And he challenges our lack of "intelect". What a maroon!
171 posted on 01/02/2004 8:52:44 PM PST by WarEagle
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To: ovrtaxt; Lead Moderator
I take that back. I thought you posted its first (and maybe only) post.
172 posted on 01/02/2004 8:53:20 PM PST by sweetliberty (Controlling the ACLU by feeding it our liberties is like controlling sharks by chumming the waters)
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To: will1776
#152.... do you watch RED DWARF?? =o)
173 posted on 01/02/2004 8:53:27 PM PST by GeronL (The French just can't stop being French.)
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To: paul51
You have to watch it for about 6 or 7 hours

No thank you... I am sure it insults Thatcher... I SAW that much... but its just too funny to offend me.

174 posted on 01/02/2004 8:56:11 PM PST by GeronL (The French just can't stop being French.)
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To: GeronL
There is no way I could come up with that on my own. It looks like it was made by someone on the thread that was just linked to.
175 posted on 01/02/2004 8:56:47 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (This tagline has been timed to best benefit George W. Bush.)
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To: nicmarlo
Ping to #186.
176 posted on 01/02/2004 8:56:47 PM PST by sweetliberty (Controlling the ACLU by feeding it our liberties is like controlling sharks by chumming the waters)
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To: Lead Moderator
Hey, guys, go easy on him. He still hasn't gotten over the death of Uday and Qusay. Musta been a big shock to him.
177 posted on 01/02/2004 8:56:55 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Uday and Qusay are ead-day)
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To: Lead Moderator
Here's a welcome mat for you Whyareyoudumbandhateful!
178 posted on 01/02/2004 8:57:40 PM PST by Oorang (Don't tread on me)
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To: Oorang
Hahah, wow. I apologize for the lack of spelling and correct grammar, that offends even me. I think my confusion over your immense idiocy startled me, and impaired my ability to type while laughing at you people so much it made me fall out of my chair. I think it quite funny that in the some 10 odd minutes I got 168 replies. I guess that is a good gage to of just how many bored and confused people read this crap. How about you guys stop talking on the internet about this crap and read a little, maybe even check some FACTS before you start talking out of your asses again? Okay? Ill just let you guys keep referring to me as a "her" as I know you tend to think females are utterly inferior.
179 posted on 01/02/2004 8:59:06 PM PST by WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
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To: GeronL
I don't know if it was intended to insult her because I don't understand a word of it. The graphics make me howl.
180 posted on 01/02/2004 8:59:17 PM PST by paul51
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~
That cat is a handful.
181 posted on 01/02/2004 9:00:12 PM PST by armymarinemom (My Son Liberated the Honor Roll Students in Iraq)
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To: will1776; Admin Moderator
A lot of it sounds like it came from a british sitcom called RED DWARF.... it also looks like someone added on too =o)

funny stuff.

182 posted on 01/02/2004 9:01:00 PM PST by GeronL (The French just can't stop being French.)
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
Why don't you shut up, stop posting and check back on those factsllicies of yours?
183 posted on 01/02/2004 9:01:15 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (This tagline has been timed to best benefit George W. Bush.)
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
It's "gauge." What grade are you in?
184 posted on 01/02/2004 9:01:31 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
Well, sorry, I pay little attention to spelling. The point remains that you support and beleive in all that is corupt in this world.
185 posted on 01/02/2004 9:03:17 PM PST by WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
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To: FutureMarine
OH NO!! NOT THE CHANEYS!!!!

Sooner or later, everything traces back to Lon Chaney, Sr. or Lon Chaney, Jr.

It's a "Kevin Bacon" 6 degrees kind of thingy. Heh, heh, heh...
186 posted on 01/02/2004 9:03:17 PM PST by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
I just received a report that you sent the following to one of our posters:

"Wow, you are deluted and dumb."

Now, you cut that out. That is not a very nice thing to say about anyone. I happen to know that this particular person is never diluted. He's running at least 100 proof.
187 posted on 01/02/2004 9:03:34 PM PST by Jim Robinson (No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the congress is in session. ~ Mark Twain)
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful; 4mycountry
The troll speaketh...
188 posted on 01/02/2004 9:03:40 PM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (This tagline has been timed to best benefit George W. Bush.)
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
Your right we should not refer to you as him/her since you'll miss at least half of it.

We should read? Have you even attempted to notice what we do here?? Its the ultimate news service. We READ everything. We debate and we check sources and we fact check and we debate more.

It is also fun to laugh at the intolerant left.

189 posted on 01/02/2004 9:04:12 PM PST by GeronL (The French just can't stop being French.)
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
And what would you suggest I read? My Weekly Reader doesn't have a political section.
190 posted on 01/02/2004 9:04:26 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
By the way, if you check the rules you will see that profanity is not allowed. Now unless you were referring to us talking through donkeys you have violated this rule. The Report abuse button has been used. Thank you and have a nice day.
191 posted on 01/02/2004 9:04:58 PM PST by Preech1 (FReepers rule...Undergrounders Drool.)
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To: paul51
Wow. And I thought Eskimo Bob episodes were weird.
192 posted on 01/02/2004 9:05:02 PM PST by P.O.E.
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
why do you keep using the word 'utterly'? Did you learn it today?
193 posted on 01/02/2004 9:05:07 PM PST by GeronL (The French just can't stop being French.)
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
Do you like little kittens? Is electricity one of your desired utilities?
194 posted on 01/02/2004 9:05:11 PM PST by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
Do your parents know you are up this late?
195 posted on 01/02/2004 9:05:26 PM PST by paul51
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To: WhyAreYouDumbAndHateful
Your idiocy is worth 2 nukes. Fortunately, I've got plenty to drop on you as the Viking Kitties shall ZOT you soon also...

196 posted on 01/02/2004 9:05:35 PM PST by Beck_isright ("Deserving ain't got nothing to do with it" - William Money)
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To: GeronL
I think he meant "udderly."
197 posted on 01/02/2004 9:06:07 PM PST by Jim Robinson (No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the congress is in session. ~ Mark Twain)
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To: Lead Moderator
Welllllllllllll, perhaps I could offer my services given my 3,000 hours of such group experiences, mostly as facilitator/staff . . .

Perhaps we could start with a trust walk . . . leading the newbie blindfolded and barefoot through our desert scape while wondering aloud if the rattlesnakes and scorpions were having a siesta or not.

Oh, but that could sooooo easily be construed as hateful . . . goodness . . . let me think . . .

Perhaps we could help him feel at home . . . we could give him a smorgasboard of sensory experiences--blinded, of course to--again--theoretically facilitate trust . . . tee hee . . .

We could rub some coarse sand paper across his brow and ask him how the rabbit fur felt.

We could tell him we were going to give his feet a hot soak and good massage and then plunge them into ice-water.

We could feed him cooked oatmeal with raisins and ask him how he liked the gruel and raisin soaked grubs.

etc.

When he protested, we could note that we were merely trying to help him to feel at home . . . given our experience of liberal sorts calling black, white; good, bad; harsh, gentle; treason, patriotism etc.

Perhaps we could give him a rest with wall to wall sound of Shrillery's pontificating fartair speehes. If he had any sanity left after that, we could turn him loose--amidst a group of lovely homosexuals and Islamist radicals who were fanatically intent on making him over in THEIR image.

. . . I mean . . . since he's so INTO diversity and all, perhaps he'd like diversity to return the favor?

/sar
198 posted on 01/02/2004 9:06:09 PM PST by Quix (Particularly quite true conspiracies are rarely proven until it's too late to do anything about them)
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To: Jim Robinson
190 Proof here sir!

Don't worry, I'll stay concentrated enough to cover anyone else's deficiencies.
199 posted on 01/02/2004 9:06:10 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Did you see me escaping? I was all like WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB!!!)
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To: RikaStrom
Probably figured that would buy him some time, he doesn't realize the ZOT travels at the speed of light!;)
200 posted on 01/02/2004 9:06:19 PM PST by Frank_2001 (and the Kitties are even faster;))
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