ZOT: Hahahaha! This is too much fun

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[JoJo Gunn]

I got something guaranteed to blow a 'roid in your feeble Leftist brain.

[Just Lori]

Wake up, son. It's not all about YOU. One day you'll grow up, put on big-boy clothes, get a job, raise a family, live in the suburbs and drive an SUV, just like your dope-smoking, day-glo body paint wearing, sandaled, bearded, tie-dyed, draft-card burning parents did, and you'll play the stock market, shop at Wal-Mart and worry about what your teenage daughter is wearing, and who your son is hanging out with, just like they do now. That's the sweetest revenge against the likes of you. LOL! Real life. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!




I like the way your mind works. =)

[sfRummygirl]

You know, it's not like your hacking into the pentagon. This is a service you can sign up for. Get it?
Although, if you do hack into the pentagon, tell Rummy I was a bad, bad girl, and I think he needs to come over here and.....

[sfRummygirl]

'I am your children. We do have thoughts of our own. We are just generally scared of our parents (i.e. YOU) trying to kill us
because we are "hippies."'

Ok, Tim, this really is a big cry for help. It's getting sad, now. Please get some good counseling. This is going to get very embarrassing for you, don't do this to yourself.

[GeronL]

neuter the libs! heh

[sfRummygirl]

Seriously, Tim, listen to me.
You have joined up in a group, and come blazzing in screaming about pain and not being heard. Your name alone last time, indicates you are crying for help.
Why are you doing this to yourself?

[tet68]

Pirule rantings, what's next? Falling on the ground and kicking your feet?

While you were pissing in the wind, I was on the surface of MARS!

Loosner!

[sfRummygirl]

This kid needs help. I'm not joking. I feel bad for him.

[tet68]

tell Rummy I was a bad, bad girl, and I think he needs to come over here and.....

Hey, I was a Corporal in the Marines would I do?

[tet68]

I feel bad for him.

I suppose, although he's the kind that would gladly line us all against a fence and mow us down in the name of progress.

[explodingspleen]

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

[backhoe]

[BlessedBeGod]

Dang it! I missed another ZOT! :-(

[jocon307]

"Literally, to be bitch slapped is to be slapped across the face."

Isn't part of it that the slap comes completely unexpectedly, without warning? That was how it was the first time I heard this term, from my teenager, remarking on a scene in a TV show: "Look, she just bitch-slapped her!" The slapee makes some condescending or contemptuous remark, that they expect to get away with, due to the timidity of the other person, who then just hauls off and slaps the smirk off their tormentor's face.

Pretty cool, actually.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Careful folks - he's already threatened us with Wang Chung. Next he'll be breaking out the Human League or Dead or Alive. Be very afraid!

[NewLand]

"When your IQ rises to 28, sell."

LOL!

I discovered how Timmy get occasional access to a computer:

[Skooz]

You are an astonishingly stupid little germ, aren't you?

But, you flatter yourself by saying you are "annoying." You are not important enough to be an annoying little bug.

[DoctorMichael]

Get a haircut,.......

.....pull your pants up,......

.....turn your hat around,......

.....and get a job,......

.....you freakin' Slacker.

[4mycountry]

.....

I demand a refund.

[4mycountry]

Oooh, harsh. (Keep at it!)