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wilmington journal ^ | Hazel Trice Edney

[glock rocks]

I was brain damaged when I stole borrowed it from the original freeper. I've forgotten who it belonged to, darnit. It's a middle age thing (er, delayed middle age - bought my Vette 10 years ago).

now, if I could only find the keys...

[MeekOneGOP]

:O)

[SamAdams76]

But as soon as Dubya was sworn in - BAM! The mortgages were foreclosed, the cars repossessed, the kids forced to go to public schools and take drugs.

I should mention that I spent the entire afternoon of January 20, 2001 evicting people who were known to have voted for Algore from their homes and confiscating their automobiles. It was a bitterly cold day and I hated being outdoors on such a cold day when I would rather have been home watching W give his inaugural address but I had my marching orders and so I did my duty accordingly. At least I wasn't the only one evicting people that day, there were plenty of fellow Freepers doing the same damn thing, as I'm sure you can all attest.

[Fawnn]

LOL!!!

[al baby]

I hope you dont think im a sicko but i like anne acche i think shes hot and i dont like blonds something about her drives my salmon

[MeekOneGOP]

Actually, she's quite an attractive woman. She and I have one thing in common: we both like women, lol !

Reminds me of the joke about the Cowboy in the bar. Can't remember exactly how it goes, but he declares he's a Lesbian (for the above reason). I'm not too good with jokes if I can't copy/paste them, hehe !

[al baby]

"Gynecologist"


Reminds me of a joke



This lady goes to a Gynecologist, First time I guess, the doctor asks her have you had a Check up there before?


Shes Says no ,But I have had a couple of Yugoslavians

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ...