To: Professional Engineer
Which is why, when I fly, I have a large ring of keys.
They make a wonderful antipersonnel weapon in hand-to-hand, can never be banned, and with a pulled-up seat cushion and the straps underneath for using it as a flotation device, I have the other arm sufficiently shielded to take on any jihadi with knives, etc. . . .
posted on 01/06/2004 10:25:30 AM PST
(don't mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .)
A large ring of keys on the end of a leather belt will make a nifty flail.
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