A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....01-08-04....Terror Alert Goes Orange: Is America Any Safer?

JohnHuang2; Aquamarine; Billie | JohnHuang2

[dutchess]

Good morning sistahs and Finest Friends. John and Aqua make quite the team don't they???? And...having gone 2 weeks without John's 2cents...it is sure nice to have him back....

That being said...very said news about the loss of at least 5 soldiers and 4 civilians today. Prayers for their souls and their loved ones...

[dutchess]

Must slip out and do my "real job"....hope to stop back later. Again, great job sistah!

[Aquamarine]

I had a better mad cow gif but couldn't use it in the post. Was too hard to read the font with the mad eyes next to it. LOL!

[Aquamarine]

Thanks Icescater. He is talented, that's for sure!

Have a lovely day.

[Aquamarine]

step 1: clean my quilting space. Step 2: quilt. I'm still kinda stuck at Step 1 and find myself skipping to Step 2. It's . . . messy and chaotic. Kinda like a fight with The Thin Man.

LOL! Think you need him to come help?

[Aquamarine]

very sad news about the loss of at least 5 soldiers and 4 civilians today. Prayers for their souls and their loved ones...

Oh Dutchess, I hadn't heard that yet. That's just heartbreaking news.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! I think the LGBT gang is his biggest block of supporters ...

[LadyX]

'Dear John' Letter # 1,006:

Gotta hand it to ya, John, for limiting your essays to just two cents' worth, considering the depths of the Democratic Gene Pool.
After you swish aside the scummy film and see all the way down to these bottom feeders, exactly what is your criteria for selection for material?!!

The press is overlooking all kinds of descriptive phrases that come to conservative minds, peering into the murky waters - why, with these candidates, they should be shouting about the "Cate Gates"!!!:

- Equivocate Gate
- Obfuscate Gate
- Fabricate Gate and
- Prevaricate Gate

Cutting my eye teeth on the American Legends of Burma Shave signs on the highways and byways, I see all along the Cyber Highways of America the Campaign Slogans of the Dem IwannabePresident Wannabeeez...

Dean: Love Thy Terrorists and turn the other cheek. I plan to appoint Mark Geragos to defend Saddam Hussein, there being no WMD's to present at his court trial.
(by the way - his jury will be comprised of nothing but the best of the Hollywood Peace At No Cost Set)

Kerry: I propose a meat loaf for every family, complete with a bottle of catsup, not unlike the blood I almost had to spill when I SERVED IN VIETNAM.

Clark: WHAT Quagmire in Bosnia? I left it totally rebuilt and neighbors loving neighbors with my leadership, despite what the other Generals had to say about me.

Edwards: Vote For Me and receive free of charge my Top Ten List of Firms to Successfully Sue in Frivolous Lawsuits...

Kucinich: When I become President of The Universe, I shall appoint E.T. to replace Kofi Anan at the U.N., and Mary Poppins as Surgeon General of the UNunited States of Ohoho.

Coming in the Home Stretch here, JH, with The Showdown about to take Center Stage for the Nine Stooges.
All those voters' minds are a terrible thing to fill with sawdust...sighing...

Love ya and whatcha do, JH...

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! Aren't they just so 'special' ?? ...

[LadyX]

Joining in with all the others who are commending you on how wonderfully you handle JH2's essays, Aqua!
You have such a talent for finding things to please and delight us...

[The Thin Man]

Good morning, John and Aqua.

(Not even with both Hans!)

I'm not sure whether to grown or laugh at that one. LOL!

[Diver Dave]

From Oliphant...

[Diver Dave]

errr... grown? :)

[LadyX]

"It's . . . messy and chaotic. Kinda like a fight with The Thin Man."

CUT THAT OUT, FREEZEE - -

Your New Year's Resolution should be to cease and desist
picking on our Thin Man...
On the other hand, we then could not pick on you..nevermind...

[Donaeus]

Kudos to both ya'll!!! Aqua, I love your modified Terror Alert button. Wouldn't it be great if FoxNews adopted it?

Right on the money as always John. If Dean keeps up his Gaffe-A-Thon for SAD SAC (*Sabellian Avaricious DemocRAT Sycophantic Apoplectic Carpetbaggers) he may one day rival the Jerry Lewis!

*sabellian - a group of extinct Italic languages that includes Sabine. A speaker of one of these languages.

[Donaeus]

Thanks for this perspective, now I think I will be sweating the "small" stuff! LOL

[The Thin Man]

It's . . . messy and chaotic. Kinda like a fight with The Thin Man.

Since you're no longer a hostess there is no reason why we can't get along. All I ask is for a simple apology.

:-)

[LadyX]

"Since you're no longer a hostess there is no reason why we can't get along. All I ask is for a simple apology."

Surely deserving of The Atta Boy Award of The Week!

Betcha FreeTheChessQueen will not be able to resist such a magnanimous offer..:))

[The Thin Man]

Oh no.....I'm in trouble. :-(

[LadyX]

It'll be all right, Thin Man.
I enlisted the assistance of This Man to keep an eye
on our FreeTheTriggerFinger...

"Watch it, FTH...The Thin Man is one of
our nation's most valuable resources"...

He's right there in D.C., too.