Here's an idea: For each Mexican invader across our borders, we quarter one G.I. in Mexico city.
We don't have nearly enough GIs.
To: Pearls Before Swine
>>>> Here's an idea: For each Mexican invader across our borders, we quarter one G.I. in Mexico city. >>>>
>> We don't have nearly enough GIs. >>
OK here's an idea: They're sending us their undesirables; how about we send them OUR undesirables. For every invader they send us, we send them one lawyer...
Bad idea... they'll sue for California. ["...And so they devil asks God, 'Where are YOU gonna get a lawyer?' "] Ummm... we'll send them telemarketers! [We'll keep a few hair salonists just to prevent Hitchikers' Plague. :) </not *so* obscure reference>]
posted on 01/08/2004 12:22:18 PM PST
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