Moderated And Edited Thread Report, 1/12/04

[hellinahandcart]

And I thought I woke up cranky...

[Johnny_Cipher]

And I thought I woke up cranky

I did wake up cranky. Then she smacked me and told me to go make the coffee.

[Lazamataz]

Do you think I should write a bilingual thread for our Hispanic cousins?

¡!

[Lazamataz]

I did wake up cranky. Then she smacked me and told me to go make the coffee.

COFFEE | NOSE > KEYBOARD

(For non-Unix people, that reads "Coffee piped through nose redirected to keyboard")

[Vigilantcitizen]

.... the Master abruptly stood up, and rapped the Student sharply on the head.

And the Student was Enlightened.

Bwaaahahaha!! Thanks Laz...I needed that.

[Vigilantcitizen]

I did wake up cranky. Then she smacked me and told me to go make the coffee.

BWAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA! Man that's rich.

[Lazamataz]

Laz, there's more intrigue in a simple ;

True.
But I'm tellin' ya all upfront: NObody's seeing my :

I'm not Katie Couric over here.

[Judith Anne]

A full colon is not a pretty sight.

[hellinahandcart]

I did wake up cranky. Then she smacked me and told me to go make the coffee.

Morning is "not a good time" for most of us women. ;D

[Lazamataz]

A full colon is not a pretty sight.

Well true.
But neither is a .

[Joe Driscoll]

with most of the comments being about Mooses, Cheeses, or Bases Belonging to Us.

I assume by old days you are referring to the pre Hugh Series & Shower period of FR. No sense pining for the fiords.

[general_re]

Laz, there's more intrigue in a simple ;

If intrigue is what you're after, why not something like this?

(...)

What belongs there? Who took it out? Why?

No points will be awarded for turning it into a representation of buttocks or breasts.

[nicmarlo]

lol pingaroo! trolls, trolls are everywhere! : )

[Lazamataz]

If you keep it up, I'm going to lapse into a ,

[Judith Anne]

Hub is reading over my shoulder. I honestly did not know he could laugh that loud this early.

Ya learn something new every day...;-D

[AppyPappy]

Glenn has proven your complicity in the conspiracy against us. First you will gain dominion of over us and then

AND THEN

THE WORLD!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(cough,couch...hacckkk)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Poohbah]

Reason not required. Just die.

This is probably the best reason listed...

[Johnny_Cipher]

Morning is "not a good time" for most of us women

Heh. I thought about letting her go back to sleep then hiding her glasses and moving the furniture around in the bedroom, but I've got to sleep sometime too.

[Catspaw]

(...)

What belongs there? Who took it out? Why?

Well, sure-- if you want every conspiracy theorist to come crawling out of the woodwork.

 

[general_re]

Well, sure-- if you want every conspiracy theorist to come crawling out of the woodwork.

Submitted for your approval - today's crackpot.