Wesley Clark, Cover Girl (humor)

self | January 24, 2004 | Sloth

[Sloth]

The real version:

[visualops]

Barf.

[Sloth]

Inspired by the other thread.

[RippleFire]

See also Allah's version - http://www.allahpundit.com/archives/000228.html

[Sloth]

The way it should have been.

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !! Good job, Sloth ! haha !

[GirlShortstop]

Our Annual Guide to the Best Freeway Rest Areas "I understand the issues that matter to regular Americans, lke Madonna." TOO FUNNY!!      bttt

[Ditter]

He wishes!

[mabelkitty]

No kidding! This is his dream date - his own face on a young bod.

[jigsaw]

ROTFLAMO!!!!!!!!

[Mo1]

FOFL ... He's special relationship with Michael Moore??

[snippy_about_it]

LOL. Good job Sloth. Clark ought to be ashamed of the real cover!!!

[Kirkwood]

Too buff. Where's his beer gut?

[SkyPilot]

How that man ever made 4-stars is beyond me.

[Lucky2]

Clark's too pretty. One thinks that he may be a bit light in the loafers!

[nmh]

He looks gay. Is he?

[dc-zoo]

His teets are too big for his head.

[onyx]

Fabulous job, Sloth. Thanks for the ping, Meek.

Weasley looks like he'd wow the "boys in any band." I know he's sure be a hit in the Hillcrest bars.

[elli1]

Excellent.

[SwinneySwitch]

ROTFLAMO??

[MeekOneGOP]

haha ! You bet. Glad ya liked it also.

I have posted links to this thread on a few of the daily threads to spread it around.

[coder2]

ROFL !!!

Thanks for the ping !!!

[Lawgvr1955]

I need a wiper blade on my monitor as it now has coffee on it. Next time please post a warning!!

[jigsaw]

ROTFLAMO?

I wuz hoping no one would spot that misspelling!

Let's just say it means Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Madly Obstreperous

[Mama_Bear]

Thanks Meekie. Good job, Sloth. LOL!

[Happy2BMe]

Perfect!

[MeekOneGOP]

[Quix]

. . . WELL DONE.

Now, if the stars had been piercing his skin, too . . .

What a waste of ink and clayed paper.

[Helms]

Congressman Barney Frank endorses Wesley Clark and in this issue offers his expertise in toning and excercising your facial muscles.

"The muscles act as pumps in and out of the face. When the muscles are not in proper tone, fluids are moved into and out of the facial area, resulting in poor circulation, poor complexion and lack of color. "

"Facial exercise works better than you can imagine but it does take time for your muscles to tone and change your contour. We have been amazed at the changes that we see in peoples' faces. You truly can look so much younger and more healthy when you exercise your facial muscles. "

[Scenic Sounds]

He looks very cuddly, onyx. Do you think a neatly trimmed moustache would help? ;-)

[SwinneySwitch]

Let's just say it means Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Madly Obstreperous

OK, but I hate it when I have to go to the dictionary!

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Wonder if he's ever asked if his uniform made his butt look big?

[hattend]

"Gay Teen Boyfriends on Children's TV"

WTF?

[RightWingMama]

Very funny!

[Donna Lee Nardo]

ROTFL! Is that your handiwork, my friend? Very good!

[jigsaw]

OK, but I hate it when I have to go to the dictionary!

LOL! Me too. (I had to use a dictionary to find obstreperous.)

[Maeve]

See also Allah's version - http://www.allahpundit.com/archives/000228.html

That is wicked funny, and right on target for the Deviantcrats!

[ovrtaxt]

How that man ever made 4-stars is beyond me.

Wesley and his cabinet-- the hippie, the pervert and the radical homosexual.

[Republican Wildcat]

Ben Chandler: Wesley Clark represents the values and culture of the South

[arasina]

I like all the little details, such as the peace sign and 4-star tattoo. "Our Annual Guide to The Best Freeway Rest Areas" LOL! Very creative, Sloth!

[blackie]

Perfect! :):)

[macamadamia]

Great cover! (And yet it actually doesn't seem so far fetched.)

About the cover, Clark said, "I call this pose 'The Magnum'"

[MEG33]

LOL!...Southern Values????

[Humidston]

Thanks for the ping, Sloth! ROFLOL!!

[My Favorite Headache]

Hysterical

[Sloth]

About the cover, Clark said, "I call this pose 'The Magnum'"

LOL

[dagnabbit]

Now that was a great TV show!

[small voice in the wilderness]

BWHAHAHAHHA! thanks for the ping!

What's he running for, prissydent?