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Britney as Bond Girl? Aieeee!!
Houston Chronicle ^ | 2/5/2004

Posted on 02/05/2004 7:15:09 PM PST by ArcLight

Hoping to follow former Bond girls such as Halle Berry, Jane Seymour and Ursula Andress, Britney Spears met in London recently with the producers of the James Bond movies, reportedly at her request.

Spears' Web site says she has signed on to produce and star in an adaptation of author Tobi Tobin's Door to Door, in which she will play a teenager trying to catch her big break in Hollywood.


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No...no...no! Can't we start a letter-writing campaign or...something?
1 posted on 02/05/2004 7:15:10 PM PST by ArcLight
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To: ArcLight

They can't be that stupid to put Spears in a Bond film can they.. ?
2 posted on 02/05/2004 7:17:32 PM PST by SouthernFreebird
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To: ArcLight
Aw c'mon, it might not be that bad. She could do well as a "Bond Girl". (So long as they don't give her any lines, that is.)
3 posted on 02/05/2004 7:17:32 PM PST by Redcloak (PLEASE! STOP THE MADNESS: NO MORE JANET JACKSON BOOB THREADS!!!)
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To: ArcLight
Yeah, Britney and Janet Jackson. Hardee Harr Harr!
4 posted on 02/05/2004 7:22:43 PM PST by Thor_Hammar
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To: ArcLight
STOP!...it's a JANE Bond movie...now calm down...we understand
5 posted on 02/05/2004 7:23:01 PM PST by Hotdog
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To: ArcLight
Most Bond girls couldn't act much. If they doll her up real good, it might not be so bad.
6 posted on 02/05/2004 7:24:34 PM PST by squidly (Money is inconvenient for them: give them victuals and an arse-clout, it is enough.)
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To: ArcLight
Oh, stop your whinning..... I've seen far worse Bond Girls than Brittany. Remember when Grace Jones was one? I've never been that desperate.

Britany Spears

7 posted on 02/05/2004 7:26:19 PM PST by Hodar (With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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To: ArcLight
The very thought of this moronic, sleazy little guttersnipe soiling a Bond movie should be enough to freeze thy young blood, make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, thy knotted and combined locks to part, and each particular hair to stand an end like quills upon the fretful porpentine.

But then...maybe it's just me.
8 posted on 02/05/2004 7:27:02 PM PST by ArcLight
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To: Hodar
The picture proves my point. She doesn't look like some savvy, mature, seductress. She looks like some trampy lipglossed high school kid showing off her latest purchases from the local Wal-Mart.
9 posted on 02/05/2004 7:29:24 PM PST by ArcLight
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To: ArcLight
that's nothing, whatisname/bond want's bill xxxlinton in the next film, too
10 posted on 02/05/2004 7:30:55 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Remember, God made you special and He loves you very much!)
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To: ArcLight
She can't possibly be worse than Lynn Holly Johnson (For Your Eyes Only) can she? Actually, I don't want to find out.

With the exception of Jill St. John, all the American Bond girls have been duds, IMO.

11 posted on 02/05/2004 7:31:58 PM PST by Snake65 (Osama Bin Decomposing)
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To: ArcLight
I can see her now;

"Hello Mr. Bond, I'm White E. Trach."
12 posted on 02/05/2004 7:32:24 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)
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To: ArcLight; MrsEmmaPeel
Hoping to follow former Bond girls such as Halle Berry, Jane Seymour and Ursula Andress, Britney Spears

Not to mention Honore Blackman and Diana Rigg... sigh... those were the days.

13 posted on 02/05/2004 7:34:01 PM PST by bcoffey
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
I'm laughing so hard I'm having trouble typing!! LOL!!
14 posted on 02/05/2004 7:34:27 PM PST by ArcLight
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To: SouthernFreebird
Hell I'll take Britney as a Bond girl, especially since someone in the industry threw around the idea that 007 should have a homosexual counter a few years back.
15 posted on 02/05/2004 7:34:57 PM PST by KC_Conspirator (This space for rent)
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To: ArcLight
Let's come up with some other good Bond girl names for her.

How about--Traila Parks?
16 posted on 02/05/2004 7:35:47 PM PST by ArcLight
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To: ArcLight
The first few Bond movies were really good and so were the girls.

Now Bond movies are basically cartoons. I guess they are entertaining to some but I hate them. In Dr. No and Goldfinger, From Russia With Love, and Thunderball, Bond did not do anything that a well trained agent couldn't do.

Now he routinely does Superman type stunts. For me they should have at least a little believeability.

BTW there hasn't been a decent "Bond Girl" in a long time too.

17 posted on 02/05/2004 7:36:09 PM PST by yarddog
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To: SouthernFreebird
They can't be that stupid...

Obviously, you have joined the rest of us that have past out of the "desirable" demographic segment.

It appears that, if true, they will be appealing to whatever the "Britney" generation is called.

BTB, I heard a couple of authors of a Bond book a year or so ago. Sounded interesting in that they had the stories on
Flemming's relationship with the producers, how the quality of writing is inversely proportional to the gadgets and special
effects, product placements, etc. Can't recall the title, though.

18 posted on 02/05/2004 7:36:24 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: bcoffey
Barbara Bach and Britt Eckland weren't to bad in their day !!

Denise Richards anyone ??
19 posted on 02/05/2004 7:36:58 PM PST by RightWingNut
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To: Snake65
Yea, Jill was one of a kind.
20 posted on 02/05/2004 7:38:05 PM PST by Digger
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To: ArcLight
Plenty O'Navel?
21 posted on 02/05/2004 7:38:54 PM PST by ZOOKER
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To: ArcLight
Better than Halle Berry, IMHO. Bond girls don't need any brains, after all.
22 posted on 02/05/2004 7:39:41 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: ArcLight
No the last I heard they did not give her a contract Guess they know she can't sing or act and Bond wasn't looking for a Pop dancer.
23 posted on 02/05/2004 7:41:09 PM PST by missyme
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To: Cicero
You have a point about Ms. Berry. I just don't care for her. People look at me like I'm crazy when I say I find Queen Latifah far more attractive than Halle Berry.

Hey...yeah. Queen Latifah as a Bond Girl! So she's, well, plump. I don't care. She's (a) really cute, and (b) can really act. Bring it on!
24 posted on 02/05/2004 7:41:59 PM PST by ArcLight
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To: ZOOKER
Spacey Arred.
25 posted on 02/05/2004 7:43:19 PM PST by Luke Skyfreeper (For your post: Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com">miserable failure</a> Moore)
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To: ArcLight
She's a very attractive woman and that's basically all you need to be a Bond girl. She would have to place herself though, because absolutely no one will ever accept her playing a character.
26 posted on 02/05/2004 7:44:41 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Booty Galore?

Miss Felatrix?

Ima Spankah?

Miss Blousefiller?

Lady Perkinips?

Girlie Ontop?

What will her Bond-girl name be?
So spank me, I think she's hot. I'd hit it....

27 posted on 02/05/2004 7:46:33 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith (The Guns of Brixton)
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To: Luke Skyfreeper
Honor Nees?
28 posted on 02/05/2004 7:47:15 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: Kirkwood
I hardly think she acts like a woman, but she is a cute little 21 yr old that needs to grow up before she enters the world of adults, and for goodness sake stop taking advice from Madonna!
29 posted on 02/05/2004 7:47:15 PM PST by missyme
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To: ZOOKER
Mary DaLoser?
Ann-Edie Ott?
Liz B. Anhopeful?

that's the best I can do.
30 posted on 02/05/2004 7:47:41 PM PST by bigghurtt (Can Kerry help the Dims ketchup, or did Monica blow it?)
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To: chookter
LOL LOL LOL !
31 posted on 02/05/2004 7:48:09 PM PST by jmq
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To: chookter
LOL LOL LOL !
32 posted on 02/05/2004 7:48:16 PM PST by jmq
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To: chookter
LOL LOL LOL !
33 posted on 02/05/2004 7:48:19 PM PST by jmq
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To: ArcLight
In the future, every girl will be a Bond Girl for fifteen minutes.
34 posted on 02/05/2004 7:48:34 PM PST by gg188
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To: ArcLight
You're right about Queen Latifah. She was excellent in Chicago!
35 posted on 02/05/2004 7:50:09 PM PST by arasina (So there.)
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To: missyme
No! No! I recommend she take more advice from Madonna!

Like: 'take your clothes off'. Or, maybe: 'make a coffee table book about you having sex'. Or, how about: 'more skin in your videos.'

36 posted on 02/05/2004 7:50:51 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith (The Guns of Brixton)
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To: chookter
Adjust Able Cupps
37 posted on 02/05/2004 7:51:17 PM PST by dubyagee (I'm working on it...)
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To: chookter
I'd hit it like Durst.
38 posted on 02/05/2004 7:52:01 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)
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To: dubyagee
Hah!

Arthey Realornot

39 posted on 02/05/2004 7:52:06 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith (The Guns of Brixton)
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To: gg188
LOL!
40 posted on 02/05/2004 7:52:58 PM PST by Hazzardgate
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To: missyme
She used to be cute when she was 18, but she's definitely outgrown that. I was going by looks and not behavior. I got within 5 feet of her a couple years ago when she was back in New Orleans, but didn't get a chance to hit on her. HA! Sadly, I'm old enough to be her father.
41 posted on 02/05/2004 7:53:01 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: chookter
Pumpem Upp
42 posted on 02/05/2004 7:53:01 PM PST by dubyagee (I'm working on it...)
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To: missyme
but she is a cute little 21 yr old

With the wide set of her eyes, she gives new meaning to binocular vision. I,ve seen rabbits with closer set eyes.

43 posted on 02/05/2004 7:54:41 PM PST by Stentor
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I like to hit Durst--I mean, y'know, like, not 'hit', but hit--with my knuckles. He sucks.

I've got such a thing for Britney. I'd stalk her like a jap fan-boy--uh, if I did that kind of thing...

44 posted on 02/05/2004 7:54:50 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith (The Guns of Brixton)
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To: chookter
Amanda Ripmyblouse?
Miss N. Jayteenow?
Lucy Vilcrotch?
45 posted on 02/05/2004 7:54:56 PM PST by bigghurtt (Can Kerry help the Dims ketchup, or did Monica blow it?)
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To: arasina
"You're right about Queen Latifah."

Ugh... Get back! I'm gonna be sick!!!
46 posted on 02/05/2004 7:56:17 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: bigghurtt
I heard Clinton was going to be in the next Bond. Maybe he could play a madman selling Nuclear tech. for money. Oh. Wait........
47 posted on 02/05/2004 7:57:14 PM PST by Brimack34
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To: bigghurtt
You win...
48 posted on 02/05/2004 7:57:17 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith (The Guns of Brixton)
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To: Kirkwood
I'd hit queen latifah.

She looks like she's carrying around a couple of midgets in her shirt.
49 posted on 02/05/2004 7:59:36 PM PST by bigghurtt (Can Kerry help the Dims ketchup, or did Monica blow it?)
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To: yarddog
Now Bond movies are basically cartoons. I guess they are entertaining to some but I hate them. In Dr. No and Goldfinger, From Russia With Love, and Thunderball, Bond did not do anything that a well trained agent couldn't do.

This may sound like an odd perception, but my personal view is that the Bond movies went downhill when they started having totally different theme music on the opening and end titles. To be sure, some of the older Bond title musics have been pretty lackluster (e.g. Thunderball) but for me, the music does a lot to set up the movie. The Man with the Golden Gun may have been a lackluster movie, but the title song was great [actually, perhaps because of the theme song, I wouldn't criticize tMwtGG as severely as some, though I would give it an award for worst sound effect (slide whistle)].

50 posted on 02/05/2004 8:01:24 PM PST by supercat (Why is it that the more "gun safety" laws are passed, the less safe my guns seem?)
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