Kerry must find a new southern strategy (“Cooter” advises Kerry on winning over southern bigots)

Daily Telegraph, London via Irish Independent ^ | 2/9/04 | David Rennie

[socal_parrot]

"John Kerry has to get down here and apologise. He has to chew tobacco and ride around on a tractor, or he doesn't stand a chance."

Kerry/Tractor = Dukakis/Tank

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Kerry would be wise to bury his wife - she's not going to fly here in the South.

[JohnnyZ]

Mr Jones is still angry. "John Kerry has to get down here and apologise. He has to chew tobacco and ride around on a tractor, or he doesn't stand a chance."

ROFL! Dukakis in the tank, Kerry on a tractor!

[Hazzardgate]

"You study hard, Trane," he said, referring to the show's mean-spirited sheriff

Wtf? The mean spirited sheriff is Roscoe P. Coltrane. How is this a reference to him?

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[xp38]

From what someone posted here a while ago the colours of the 2000 race were allocated because blue is to the incumbant party and red to the challenging one. If that is true then the switch you want will be done in 2004.

[Petronski]

Maybe Roscoe and Enos can advise how to win the law enforcement vote.

[cynicom]

Takes a loser to endorse a loser, just ask Dean. Gore endorsed and Dean went in the tank.