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Morford: Romeo And Romeo In Hell (why you never, ever want to live in Kansas)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, February 11, 2004 | Mark Morford; rapidly closing in on 42-year life-expectancy

Posted on 02/11/2004 2:14:40 PM PST by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:45 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now.

This gratitude, it is a given. This is so much of a given you might not even need to hear why. You just say to yourself, oh my freaking God, I can only imagine.


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1 posted on 02/11/2004 2:14:43 PM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9
the Bible is the absolute literal word of an angry fire-breathing football-lovin' Shania-lovin' war-happy God,

The author forgot NASCAR.

2 posted on 02/11/2004 2:17:44 PM PST by CholeraJoe ("Talk tough and build Star Wars." Ronald Reagan)
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To: presidio9
Hey Morford. Aren't you the one lecturing us that judges should be obeyed?
3 posted on 02/11/2004 2:18:04 PM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: presidio9
Whatever.
4 posted on 02/11/2004 2:18:32 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: presidio9
Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now.

(Gallic shrug) So? You're 18. You're not nailed to the place. Either move or shut up.

5 posted on 02/11/2004 2:21:00 PM PST by yankeedame ("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")
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To: presidio9
If he feels so threatened then he should carry a gun. Otherwise STFU.
6 posted on 02/11/2004 2:21:04 PM PST by cyborg
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To: presidio9; Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
To the population of Kaliforney who agree with this article....

Go ahead and stay out of Kansas! We really don't care about your alternative/pierced/tatooed/diseased/drug using/homeless infested/high tax lifestyle.

Semper Fi
7 posted on 02/11/2004 2:22:21 PM PST by dd5339 (Happiness is a full VM-II)
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To: presidio9
So I presume Morford considers that pedophile priest who caused all the ruckus in Boston to be a hero and a role model, right?

I mean, that *is* what his problem with Kansas is, that they don't allow adults to have gay sex with pubescent boys. And he can't even issue that the issue is hypocrisy because that pervert from Boston did all he could to win the "right" to "inter-generational" homosexual sex.

Funny how liberals will even bash you for being overly tolerant of them, isn't it?

8 posted on 02/11/2004 2:22:30 PM PST by dangus
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To: presidio9
Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now. >>>

Actually I do so every day, thanking God I am not gay. End of statement. Living in Kansas I could take or leave. Being 18?... ;-) never mind.
9 posted on 02/11/2004 2:22:31 PM PST by Ronly Bonly Jones (The more things change...)
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To: presidio9
"And let's say you dare to give in to your lovelust and have consensual gay sex with a minor -- say, a gay 14-year-old boy."

Too bad. If I were that Mom, you'd be picking the glass out of your head with your toenails. What next, 12 year olds, how about six?

I really find this man disgusting.

10 posted on 02/11/2004 2:24:15 PM PST by OpusatFR (Seach Google for your screen name. Get a surprise!)
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To: presidio9
>>These uptight colon-clenched Georgian parents<<

They only clench their colons when they have good reason to, Mr. Morford.

>>Be grateful you don't live in Kansas<<

Gee, Mr. Morford, just how many of your readers WANT to have gay sex with young boys?
11 posted on 02/11/2004 2:24:17 PM PST by dangus
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To: *Homosexual Agenda; EdReform; scripter; GrandMoM; backhoe; Yehuda; Clint N. Suhks; saradippity; ...
Homosexual Agenda Ping Alert: Warning, this is a ripe one. I think it needs a wider audience, though. Maybe freepers is Kansas should let it be known what the homo-nazis (sorry, it just slipped out) think about the laws of their fair state.

Gosh, maybe I should move to Kansas. So what if it doesn't have any trees.

Let me know if you want on or off this ping list!
12 posted on 02/11/2004 2:24:32 PM PST by little jeremiah (everyone is entitled to their opinion, but everyone isn't entitled to be right.)
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To: presidio9
So, being molested by an 18 year old makes a person gay? Poor kid. Sounds to me like Kansans are the ones who should be giving thanks. Keeping child molesters locked up sounds like a good idea to me.
13 posted on 02/11/2004 2:25:25 PM PST by King Black Robe (With freedom of religion and speech now abridged, it is time to go after the press.)
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To: presidio9
I live in Kansas and I, too, am outraged.

The guy who had consensual sex with a male 14-year old should be serving 30 years, not 17. The same goes for the guy who had consensual sex with a female 14-year old.

Society has an obligation to protect children from self-centered, immoral adults who prey upon them. Hanging, burning, drawing and quartering having fallen out of fashion; putting these monsters away for a very long time seems only appropriate.

There should be no doubt that one of the objectives of the homosexual crowd is to gain unfettered access to other people's children so that they can have their pick of the most desirable ones as sexual toys and playthings.
14 posted on 02/11/2004 2:25:28 PM PST by centurion316
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To: dd5339
Grrrrrrr...
15 posted on 02/11/2004 2:26:28 PM PST by cavtrooper21 (Hajj pojj, I still haven't forgotten 9/11.... Unlike most Liberals and their terrorist pals.)
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To: presidio9
Boy, Morford really has his frillies in a twist about this one, doesn't he?
16 posted on 02/11/2004 2:27:05 PM PST by Right Wing Professor
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To: presidio9
Sentient well-souled bipeds who can speak in complete sentences

Well that lets Marky Mark out right there.

17 posted on 02/11/2004 2:27:05 PM PST by TheBigB (Anna Kournikova......Swimsuit Issue......http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1075182/posts)
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To: dangus
They only clench their colons when they have good reason to, Mr. Morford

Like when taking a walk in san francisco.
18 posted on 02/11/2004 2:27:18 PM PST by Iron Matron (Give me time, I'll think of something)
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To: presidio9
I never can stand to read his columns closely enough, so someone will have to tell me if Missy Morford was true to form with this one: did he blame Ashcroft for something or say something vaguely homoerotic about George Bush?
19 posted on 02/11/2004 2:27:22 PM PST by mountaineer
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To: Right Wing Professor
He was probably making plans to head to Kansas to meet a few minors...now he's all disappointed that he can't go.
20 posted on 02/11/2004 2:27:59 PM PST by TheBigB (Anna Kournikova......Swimsuit Issue......http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1075182/posts)
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To: presidio9
Kneel down.

Now, why am I anything but startled that Little Mary Morford would begin one of his columns with this particular two-word phrase...? :)

21 posted on 02/11/2004 2:28:57 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
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To: presidio9
Uhh, I thought there was no such thing as consensual sex with a minor. They are not considered mature enough to give their consent. Looks like that concept eluded the author.
22 posted on 02/11/2004 2:29:21 PM PST by Former Proud Canadian
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To: finnman69
ping
23 posted on 02/11/2004 2:31:02 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Kneel down.

Now, why am I anything but startled that Little Mary Morford would begin one of his columns with this particular two-word phrase...? :)

Well, the problem is, after typing it, he has to cool off for 20 minutes before writing anything else.

24 posted on 02/11/2004 2:31:06 PM PST by Right Wing Professor
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To: mountaineer
I'm guessing you didn't get this far:

"And Kansas' brand of bilious Bible-whacked homophobia is exactly what BushCo's demonically powerful ultraconservative Right would love to see spread across the land like a cancer. "

25 posted on 02/11/2004 2:32:25 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: presidio9
Seriously... if you are 18 and you need to get into the sack with a 14-year old... you have more problems than just being gay in Kansas.
26 posted on 02/11/2004 2:32:49 PM PST by Lunatic Fringe
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To: TheBigB
He was probably making plans to head to Kansas to meet a few minors...now he's all disappointed that he can't go.

If he tried that in Nebraska, jail time would be the least of his problems.

27 posted on 02/11/2004 2:33:39 PM PST by Right Wing Professor
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To: presidio9
As if being a teen isn't bad enough. As if being gay isn't difficult enough.

As if being Mark Morford isn't awful enough. :)

28 posted on 02/11/2004 2:34:59 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
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To: presidio9
What this person "forgets" (read sarcasm) to add is that the 14 year old in question is that he was in a home for the mentally-impaired.

Since when is it OK to have whatever kind of sex you want with a mentally-impaired juvenille?

Oops, I forget, in Gay America, children no matter what their mental state is, is OK.

29 posted on 02/11/2004 2:37:15 PM PST by zerosix
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Hey Cav,

How about forwarding this over to Reverend Phelps? Maybe this author is in need of a Phelping!!!!!

Semper Fi and my ribs hurt from thinking of it!

30 posted on 02/11/2004 2:39:12 PM PST by dd5339 (Happiness is a full VM-II)
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To: CholeraJoe
Mr. Morford: If you need me, I'll be in the living room while you're up on the cross. Thx.
31 posted on 02/11/2004 2:40:19 PM PST by anonymous_user (Politics is show business for ugly people.)
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To: little jeremiah
Hey, if you'd ever been to Kansas you would see that we have pleny of trees but we're happy to keep the secret to ourselves - at least to those from San Fran.
32 posted on 02/11/2004 2:40:20 PM PST by zerosix
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To: TheBigB
He was probably making plans to head to Kansas to meet a few minors...now he's all disappointed that he can't go.

I blame this person for frequent buttsex misconceptions about the Sunflower State:

Rock-Chalk-Jayhawk

33 posted on 02/11/2004 2:41:34 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: presidio9
>>"And Kansas' brand of bilious Bible-whacked homophobia is exactly what BushCo's demonically powerful ultraconservative Right would love to see spread across the land like a cancer. " <<

This is the kind of "cancer" I would like to spread to MI!


34 posted on 02/11/2004 2:42:11 PM PST by netmilsmom (Homeschooling 1/5/04-6 yr.old now 2nd Gr./3 yr old now K)
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To: presidio9
It isn't the citizens of Kansas wallowing around in a trough. They have thousands of years of historical evidence to back up the fact that homosexuality destroys or is at the very least a contributing factor in the destruction of nations and societies starting with Sodom and Gamorah, the Greeks, etc.

Healthy societies pass laws to protect itself from the disease of deviancy, move to France, they are so enlightened there.

35 posted on 02/11/2004 2:42:31 PM PST by MissAmericanPie
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To: presidio9
Little queer is lucky castration is not part of the sentence
36 posted on 02/11/2004 2:43:34 PM PST by Lion Den Dan
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To: presidio9
If only I could vote for Bush twice.
37 posted on 02/11/2004 2:46:40 PM PST by MarMema
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To: dd5339
SIDENOTE: Phelps is a radical liberal Democrat who wears uber-Conservative clothing only to bring scorn and shame upon us via association.
38 posted on 02/11/2004 2:49:00 PM PST by Southack (Media bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: presidio9
Hmmm, I guess old gay men should stop having sex with adolescent boys in Kansas.

That's how we do it in Kansas, and if you don't like it . . . thanks for visting, don't let the door hitcha'!

39 posted on 02/11/2004 2:50:11 PM PST by realpatriot71 (It's time to build a freakin' wall!)
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To: zerosix

Morford and homosexual pedophiles apparently have a problem with this woman?

40 posted on 02/11/2004 2:50:32 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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For about 20 years.

I knew there was a reason I left Kansas; it should be 50, no parole.

41 posted on 02/11/2004 2:50:46 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: presidio9
FOFL.

He's obviously demented, but it is a fine rant.

His friends might be able to have an intervention and unbunch his panties before he pinches off the blood supply to the little head. It is way too late for the big head.

SO9

42 posted on 02/11/2004 2:52:33 PM PST by Servant of the 9 (Goldwater Republican)
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To: zerosix
Really? Trees? I may be moving away from present location this spring, and want to move somewhere awaaaayy from the west coast. Hmm, how hot does it get in the summer?

And it would be nice change to live in a state that has laws such as the one stated!
43 posted on 02/11/2004 2:55:55 PM PST by little jeremiah (everyone is entitled to their opinion, but everyone isn't entitled to be right.)
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To: presidio9
Well, our terrible secret is out.

We don't cotten to folks like you around here, Mr. Morford. We don't like you big-city degenerates who want to bend over our little boys. Or little girls.

Intolerant? Yep.

In fact, if you come here and try it, you should thank your favorite diety if you even live long enough to serve a prison term.

PC? never been there, it ain't around here, so you best be movin' on to where it might be. Try about 1500 miles West. Or East.

44 posted on 02/11/2004 2:57:01 PM PST by ZOOKER
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Ms Morford is full of a lot more hate and rage than any Bible-totin', Ashcroft quotin', Creation-lovin' trogdolyte I've ever met.

He needs the Lord, from whom he is obviously desperately running. He needs genuine healing for his sin-twisted soul, not another flesh or plastic sex toy. He can run, he can rail, he can write until the cows come home, but he can't hide.

45 posted on 02/11/2004 2:58:05 PM PST by Gritty ("The Velvet Curtain of culture has replaced the Iron Curtain of Ideology"-Samuel P. Huntington)
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To: dd5339
Mr Morford will be facing his just reward soon enough, but that does sound like a great idea...

I'll take care of it personally!
46 posted on 02/11/2004 3:01:18 PM PST by cavtrooper21 (Hajj pojj, I still haven't forgotten 9/11.... Unlike most Liberals and their terrorist pals.)
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To: Southack; dd5339
We know, but he's lot's of fun to sick on folks like Morford just to watch the show..

47 posted on 02/11/2004 3:07:27 PM PST by cavtrooper21 (Hajj pojj, I still haven't forgotten 9/11.... Unlike most Liberals and their terrorist pals.)
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To: presidio9
>>>>>>>>>Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now.

I've FReeped for 2/3 of a year. I've read many of the truly deep thoughts of Mark Morford. This is the first time I can remember reading an entire paragraph that I actually agreed with. As for the rest of the article, well.....
48 posted on 02/11/2004 3:12:01 PM PST by .cnI redruM (Vae victis! - [woe to the vanquished].)
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To: presidio9
Ms. Morford...if you're 18, gay and living in Kansas and having a rough time, feel free to move to Massachusetts.
49 posted on 02/11/2004 3:13:24 PM PST by hattend
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To: presidio9
"Mark Morford; rapidly closing in on 42-year life-expectancy"

AND DARN PROUD OF IT? Is he bragging or complaining?
50 posted on 02/11/2004 3:14:26 PM PST by lawdude (Liberalism: A failure every time it is tried!)
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