To: new cruelty
Twice-married Kerry was believed to be relaxing with his wife Teresa, heiress with a £350million fortune, last night as his aides tried to deal with the crisis.
How about "Twice-married Kerry was believed to be relaxing by himself, with an ice bag last night as his aides tried to deal with the crisis.
posted on 02/12/2004 8:43:19 PM PST
(Kerry Kan't Kut it.)
He has only been married once. The Ketchup lady made him annul the first marriage before she would tie the knot. So therefore, legally that marriage never took place. Just like a typical dim.
posted on 02/12/2004 9:13:24 PM PST
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