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New Evidence of Moose-Cheese Nexus
compilation | 021404 | dep

Posted on 02/14/2004 6:46:32 PM PST by dep

Longtime Freepers are aware of the odd but diabolical relationship between cheese and moose. Likewise, we know of the chilling admonition, "all your base are belong to us." Now, through the power of the World Wide Web, further evidence supporting the connection between these seemingly disparate objects and phenomena has been established. Additionally, there is now a vague but apparently real connection with a popular restaurant chain which serves toasted submarine sandwiches.

But you need not take my word for it. If you have the flash player installed, you will find proof of the cheese-moose-sandwich connection here. If this were not alarming enough, the moose-"all our base are belong to us" connection is firmly established here. (WARNING: Contains images, including one of Al Gore, which may be objectionable to some and unfit for younger viewers.)

I rest my case.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: allyourbase; bitmysister; cheese; moon; moose
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1 posted on 02/14/2004 6:46:33 PM PST by dep
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To: dep
Oh yes, the singing mutant rat-hamsters with the disturbing eyes and the bad dental work. Yep, that really makes me want to go out and buy toasted sandwiches. Oh yeah.

All I can say is that if I were someone who had spent my life's savings on a franchise, and then I saw that ad campaign promoting my product, I would be one truly unhappy franchise owner. The corporate office would be getting SUCH an earful from me.
2 posted on 02/14/2004 6:51:34 PM PST by Elliott Jackalope (We send our kids to Iraq to fight for them, and they send our jobs to India. Now THAT'S gratitude!)
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To: dep

3 posted on 02/14/2004 6:53:40 PM PST by martin_fierro (Chat is my milieu)
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To: Elliott Jackalope
Now, see I feel differently than you. I LOOOOOOOOOOVE the mutant singing hamsters. They crack me up. We ate at a Quiznos yesterday.
4 posted on 02/14/2004 6:54:20 PM PST by SoftballMominVA
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To: dep; CovenBuster
LOL
5 posted on 02/14/2004 6:54:42 PM PST by DesertDreamer (I am DesertDreamer and I approved this message.)
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To: dep
I am going out and buying that album!
6 posted on 02/14/2004 6:56:11 PM PST by woofie ( If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried)
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To: Elliott Jackalope
Oh yes, the singing mutant rat-hamsters with the disturbing eyes and the bad dental work.

That is one of the most disturbing ads I've ever seen. At first I thought it was some sort of MAD TV tasteless parody.

It actually made me want to never go to a Quiznos again.

7 posted on 02/14/2004 6:57:27 PM PST by Ophiucus
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To: woofie
which one? the first link or the second? (actually, the music in the second is non-awful.)
8 posted on 02/14/2004 6:58:00 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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To: dep
Im still on the moon
9 posted on 02/14/2004 6:59:17 PM PST by woofie ( If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried)
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To: Elliott Jackalope
What about the Viking Kitties?
Don't they make you want some Lutfisk?

I think I'll go take a shower, let me know when IT happens.
10 posted on 02/14/2004 7:00:13 PM PST by tet68
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To: dep

11 posted on 02/14/2004 7:00:26 PM PST by mhking (Machines don't have the right to remain silent.)
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To: dep
Very nice

If you have a little extra time on your hands you can always play the fastest growing game in America:

http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.swf

I stole this from a fellow Freeper
12 posted on 02/14/2004 7:02:08 PM PST by PeteFromMontana (I did not have relations with that person, I think, absolutely not, I believe)
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To: tet68
Oh, my sister was bitten by a Quiznos once.
Moose injections were the only thing that saved her,
of course her breath now...........well it goes with out saying.
13 posted on 02/14/2004 7:02:21 PM PST by tet68
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To: dep
Rather chilling revelation. We're all doomed. :-)
14 posted on 02/14/2004 7:04:13 PM PST by Viking2002
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To: Viking2002; dep

Don't worry! TG will save us!

15 posted on 02/14/2004 7:09:37 PM PST by uglybiker (As long as I'm able to sit, I'm going to keep on hunting and fishing)
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To: Ophiucus
>>It actually made me want to never go to a Quiznos again.

Makes me never want to go to one for the first time...finally going to get one close enough to where I live to go, but those ads...big turn off. And so are the McD's "lovin' it" crap...I'm not lovin' it a bit.
16 posted on 02/14/2004 7:10:18 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (The only good news for Democrats is they could save $$ by switching to Geico.)
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To: dep
"actually, the music in the second is non-awful"

LOL, yes, non-awful, it is! Great little movie, loved it, played it twice. Fave part, Madison Square Garden, of course! Those rodent things are scary. But what is the Ziggy angle, of course I still don't know what sister's got to do with it.

Wait, do I need to take a shower now, or something?

I can say, this is hugh.

17 posted on 02/14/2004 7:12:49 PM PST by jocon307 (The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
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To: dep
Already pøsted....
18 posted on 02/14/2004 7:12:58 PM PST by null and void (Yes on SB 1160 = No on your re-election)
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To: Viking2002
if only laz were here to save us! his sister bit a moose once, i think.
19 posted on 02/14/2004 7:13:42 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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To: dep

20 posted on 02/14/2004 7:15:47 PM PST by js1138
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To: Keith in Iowa
And so are the McD's "lovin' it" crap...I'm not lovin' it a bit.

Agreed - why center an ad campaign on urban ganstas and alienate your mainstream customers. I'd love to see that demographic study.

21 posted on 02/14/2004 7:16:47 PM PST by Ophiucus
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To: dep
http://www.slideshowplayers.com/files/Mountain_Trip_To_Japan__1959_VIDEO.mov
22 posted on 02/14/2004 7:24:33 PM PST by js1138
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To: js1138
um, maybe you could provide a warning of a 15-meg download?
23 posted on 02/14/2004 7:27:22 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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To: null and void
Hi Nully!

24 posted on 02/14/2004 7:28:30 PM PST by sweetliberty (To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
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To: sweetliberty
*smootch*
25 posted on 02/14/2004 7:30:24 PM PST by null and void (Yes on SB 1160 = No on your re-election)
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To: null and void
løl!!!
26 posted on 02/14/2004 7:30:32 PM PST by weegee (Election 2004: Re-elect President Bush... Don't feed the trolls.)
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To: tet68
"Lutfisk?"

Ah Hah! Making lutfisk are you? So was that your wood ash they discovered in the mail in Connecticut?

Can you polish silver with that stuff?
27 posted on 02/14/2004 7:32:43 PM PST by Domestic Church (AMDG...)
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To: Ophiucus
You don't play basketball on rollerskates either?
I thought I was the only one.
28 posted on 02/14/2004 7:33:15 PM PST by Redcoat LI ("If you're going to shoot,shoot,don't talk" Tuco BenedictoPacifico Juan Maria Ramirez)
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To: js1138
though, while it makes no sense to me, i actually like the result of the 15-meg download.
29 posted on 02/14/2004 7:35:04 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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To: Ophiucus; Elliott Jackalope
I felt the same way (and I don't even eat Quiznos)

Actually I'd like to locate that ad agency and recommend that them to the DNC for Election 2004 ads.


"Vote for Kerry, he's only a little scary."

30 posted on 02/14/2004 7:35:38 PM PST by weegee (Election 2004: Re-elect President Bush... Don't feed the trolls.)
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To: PeteFromMontana
That was too funny! Scored 120!
31 posted on 02/14/2004 7:35:58 PM PST by Guvmint_Cheese
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To: Redcoat LI
You don't play basketball on rollerskates either? I thought I was the only one.

No ****, when did that become a hip fad?

32 posted on 02/14/2004 7:37:23 PM PST by Ophiucus
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To: dep
I have DSL. sorry for thos who have dial-up and no quicktime.

I've seen these folks perform live. The little girl really does tour with them.

http://www.slideshowplayers.com/jtmain.html
33 posted on 02/14/2004 7:38:00 PM PST by js1138
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To: jocon307
Aren't these from the same guys who gave us the Viking Kitties?
34 posted on 02/14/2004 7:38:01 PM PST by Guvmint_Cheese
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To: Ophiucus
I'm waiting for the class action lawsuit that charges that since McDonald's basically only uses African-Americans in its commercials now, it is almost exclusively marketing to that segment of the country, and through the power of that marketing, McDonalds is killing a disproportionate number of African-Americans through all of the health problems that come from eating large amounts of calories and fat.
35 posted on 02/14/2004 7:38:29 PM PST by michaelt
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To: Keith in Iowa
What is it with those stupid as H*ll lovin it ad's ? i didnt go before and i sure in the world will not go now.
36 posted on 02/14/2004 7:40:30 PM PST by suzyq5558 (The demodemons are ANGRY at the administration? so pray tell what is new?)
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To: SoftballMominVA
I love the fact that Quiznos had the guts to take a funny thing from the internet and turn it into the focal point of their new marketing campaign.

But I think all of the stuff I've seen at rathergood.com is hilarious, so maybe I'm biased.
37 posted on 02/14/2004 7:42:28 PM PST by michaelt
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To: js1138
they're good. i'm irritated only by the fact that as it was playing i knew that i will sometime be minding my own business, hurting no one, and have that song pop into my head, after which it will take up residence. (as happened, believe it or not, with the moon song, which i saw the first time when jonah goldberg passed along the link weeks ago. jury is still out on "all your base," but i imagine it will go into the mix, too.) now, if there were a link to lyle lovett's "if i had a boat," i'd not have a brain cell to call my own.
38 posted on 02/14/2004 7:42:34 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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To: michaelt
I'm waiting for the class action lawsuit that charges that since McDonald's basically only uses African-Americans in its commercials now, it is almost exclusively marketing to that segment of the country, and through the power of that marketing, McDonalds is killing a disproportionate number of African-Americans through all of the health problems that come from eating large amounts of calories and fat.

Good one - the government failed to kill blacks with the importing crack to the inner cities scheme so now the corporation complex (which REALLY runs the government) doing it with food 'products' laced with tasty fat.

Somebody call Sharpton, he has a new issue!

39 posted on 02/14/2004 7:44:44 PM PST by Ophiucus
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To: uglybiker
i have a directory containing, to the best of my knowledge, all of the internet tourist guy pictures. i wish i knew of someone who wanted to do a production with them in flash or some such, because i think it is worth it. i've always imagined "the mighty quinn" running under it, but i bet somebody could come up with something much better.
40 posted on 02/14/2004 7:45:20 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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To: dep
The Trachtenburg family Slideshow Players collect slides at garage sales and write songs about other family's collections. Neither the collections nor the songs make any sense, but together they are fun.

they arevery low tech. they tour with a slide projector and their instruments. I have to assume their child is home-schooled.

41 posted on 02/14/2004 7:45:39 PM PST by js1138
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To: js1138

On tour near you?

February 2004
2 - Jacksonville, FL - Jack Rabbit's
5 - Towson, MD - Recher Theatre
6 - Philadelphia, PA - North Star Bar
8 - Tom's River, NJ - Tom's River Library
25-28 - Monterey, CA - TED Conference

42 posted on 02/14/2004 7:48:16 PM PST by weegee (Election 2004: Re-elect President Bush... Don't feed the trolls.)
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To: weegee
I can just see it now.

"We like Kerry,
'cause he looks like a moose.
We like KERRY!
Almost as much as we like cheese.
Or maybe pizza or ketchup.
He really is a very special guy.
We like Kerry!
Not in the way Teresa does.
But maybe if he asked real nice.
And promised us some flowers afterwards."
43 posted on 02/14/2004 7:52:19 PM PST by Elliott Jackalope (We send our kids to Iraq to fight for them, and they send our jobs to India. Now THAT'S gratitude!)
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To: dep
Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side
of the screen in the third scene from the
end, given a thorough grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the møøse
suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
44 posted on 02/14/2004 7:52:31 PM PST by NewRomeTacitus
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To: dep
Allllllllrighty then.
45 posted on 02/14/2004 7:56:03 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: weegee
i'll go see 'em when they come to newtown, ct.

actually, i'd go to danbury or even mount kisco for 'em.

hell, i'd probably spring for a dvd if they put one out. what they're doing is really imaginative, sort of talking heads meet the cowsills. (and with that i really date myself. which is okay -- it's valentine's day and it would be sad if i weren't dating somebody!)

46 posted on 02/14/2004 7:56:06 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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To: weegee
Saw them in Jacksonville.
47 posted on 02/14/2004 7:58:17 PM PST by js1138
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To: js1138
Rick Moranis has a long-lost brother?

Man, who said that vaudeville was dead?
48 posted on 02/14/2004 8:01:19 PM PST by Elliott Jackalope (We send our kids to Iraq to fight for them, and they send our jobs to India. Now THAT'S gratitude!)
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To: dep
They do have a CD,which I have. It has two quicktime videos on it.


WARNINGWARNINGWARNING

They have lib antiwar tendencies. This reflects the audiences they have to play to. Wish it weren't so, but it is. They do not make rude political comments though.
49 posted on 02/14/2004 8:02:33 PM PST by js1138
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To: humblegunner
i know. i should have followed the current trend and posted this to breaking news, but i'm old school.
50 posted on 02/14/2004 8:03:19 PM PST by dep (Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Qvietem)
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