Viking KittiePAC Puts a Bounty on Trolls at FR

self | 2/14/2004 | self

[jriemer]

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.01

As you have noticed, there has been an increased level of "troll traffic" at FR, so I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons and placed a $0.01 USD reward out for every Troll ZOT!ed at Free Republic. The contribution to the Bush re-elecion campaign, Republican candidates, and the RNC will be based on the total number of ZOT!ed Tolled blasted away between 2/16/2004 and Election Day. The AdminMods are highly effective in what they do so the final total could be a rather large sum.

If you are wondering why I'm only contributing $0.01 per ZOT!, ask yourself this - are trolls really worth more than a penny each? Trolls are vastly overvalued as it stands right now 8^)

Trolls think they can come to Free Republic and try crash our party - they are wrong. We're planning to turn the tables on them and going to use their numbers against them to help conservative candidates. We would appreciate your support by freep-mailing me that you want to be on the ZOT!List or want to help in other ways.

I appreciate your time for considering this proposal.

jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

[Dr.Zoidberg]

CAN'T RESIST TEMPTATION!!!

Please,...gasp.... forgive my weakness...

[Darksheare]

There's a bounty on these things?
Rats.
An here all this time I've been squashinatin' them for fun.

[Poohbah]

reagans wife just spammed me with more pro-Palestinian propaganda. And she's saying that I banned her. I didn't realize that I had that much power as a member of the Neoconservative Power Vortex.

[hchutch]

ZOT release has been granted.

Authentication code: Juliet Lima Hotel India Sierra Charlie Uniform Tango Echo.

[Arrowhead1952]

I would like to be put on the ZOT list. Thanks.

[qam1]

Chalk up another

Troll BoxFR Zotted

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1079104/posts?page=144

[scott0347]

Please put me on the ZOT ping list!

[Poohbah]

ZOT WARNING RED, WEAPONS FREE!

[Constitution Day]

Another troll gone. ["laffercurve"]
This one posted some porn in text form.

Also thought you'd like the brand-new ZOT pic I found:

Apparently it's an Italian product.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Apparently it's an Italian product.

FRAGILE!

[Constitution Day]

It's a MAJOR AWARD, that's for sure. ;)

[Viking2002]

Are trolls good eatin'? :-)

[BunnySlippers]

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[4mycountry]

Another troll bites the dust.

[jriemer]

cool graphic

[jriemer]

The Viking Kitties have bagged fourteen Trolls within the first twenty-four hours. With four VKPac supporters contributing a Penny a Troll, we already have pledges for $0.56 to George Bush's re-election campaign. This is up more than five times since the previous update. Things are looking HUGE at $0.01 increments.

Because the Viking Kitties are a savage lot, here is a list of Trolls that met a non-to-horrible fate on February 16, 2004:

Janeta
bornINravenswood
g-mano
freeper troll
NancyR
nancyragain
Nancyagain
nancyoncemore
Nancyonceagain
Nancyronceagain
Nancyroncemore
yourNancy
yoursNancy
fancyUnancy

Notice a "nancy" trend?

We will be organizing the ZOT! list so that you are closer to the Troll-action in the up-coming days so you won't miss a single sizzling arc of lightning. So please be patient as there are 259 days until the election and plenty of more Trolls where they came from 8^) Again, if you feel like you want to contribute and add a penny per Troll to the Bounty, please contact me about joining VKPac.

jriemer

[general_re]

Notice a "nancy" trend?

"Nancy Boy is a new line of hair and skin care products made specifically for the needs of the modern, styling queer dude...."

[4mycountry]

All right!

[TheSpottedOwl]

Hiiiii Nancy!!!!! ROTF!

[uglybiker]

Notice a "nancy" trend?

A preponderance of 'nancy-boys'.